TO........All FROM......Mike Steiner SUBJECT...Some more humor??? DATE......0531pm 23-Aug-

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TO........All FROM......Mike Steiner SUBJECT...Some more humor??? DATE......05:31pm 23-Aug-91 CONTROL...EID:37ca 17178be0 I don't know whether this is funny or scary. I found it on internet. Dear Friends, It really pains me to deliver to you this news. I was walking around in Chicago the other day with a friend from out East, and a lady walked up to me, giving me a pamphlet that pretty much disassembles what each of us is doing, and makes perfect sense of all of it. Because this was given to me by another human being, it's undoubtedly true. --------------------------------------------------------------- IN OCT. 1992, JESUS IS COMING AGAIN [misc. 3 pages of stuff deleted] * SECRETS OF 666 "And he causes all, the small and the great, and the rich and the poor, and the free man and the slaves, to be given a mark on their right hand, or on their forehead, and he provides that no one would be able to buy or sell, except the one who has the mark, either the name of the beast or the number of his name. Here is the wisdom. Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the beast, for the number is that of a man, and his number is six hundred and sixty-six." (Rev. 13:17-18) Soon money will be useless and in place of it, the mark will be put on the forehead or on the right hand, and this will be the only way to buy and sell. Bar codes of U.P.C. is the 666 mark and is already all over supermarkets, hospitals, and libraries. Mr. William Garrison already talked about the #666 which is universal code number [sic]. The computer itself is #666. A=6, B=12, C=18, D=24, E=30, ...[deleted]... Z=156 C O M P U T E R (18) (90) (78) (96) (126) (120) (30) (108) = 666 [You have to envision this -- picture of guy with bar code on forehead, big #s in it "666," and picture of bar code and how it supposedly equates to 666] *#6 is computer's special code number and universal computer's number is also #6. The computer is golden calf of this new age. The laser beam number given will distribute number to the body in 1/1000000000 sec. Nronks=666, Devil & Sheol=666, Computer=666, People & Sin=666, Lucifer & Hell=666, Devil & Dragon=666, Mark of Beast=666, Bar Code of U.P.C. mark is 666. "Computer," his nickname is "the beast." "The beast" is the nickname for the "Super Computer" at the E.E.C. Center in Belgium. Dr. Jack Van Impe exposed that #666 will control all the people in the whole world with the super computer. This computer is connected to S.W.F.T. World Bank Link Computer located in Brussels. Center Computer located in Luxembourg. [Wow, man, like lots of throughput on that puppy!] Every credit card has their own special code number, 111=mutual charge card 222=money charge card 333=Visa 444=Master Card 555=American Express 666=? 777=Diners Club 888=Carte Blanche 900=Special Services 999=Universal charge card [stuff to end of brocure deleted -- more biblical quotes] Okay, so you heard it here first. Here are some things I think we can all learn from all of this, and what effect it might have on the Macintosh community overall. * We tango with the beast, therefore we ultimately receive hellfire and damnation. At least we tangle with the "right" beast. * Satan loves really powerful machines (RISC?), so if you see him at a party (well, I have friends who I've seen at parties claiming to "see" even weirder shit), you have something in common to talk about. * They really need a network that has great bandwith to not only control every other computer, but everyone in the world too. I think it's time we get rid of TCP/IP for SatanTalk. * Gimme one of those "Universal credit cards," so I don't need a wallet full of those stupid brand-name cards. Hell, just give me a bar code on my forehead. * Satan digs assembly language, for his "universal computer" must indeed have its OS written in assembly -- this monster must be fast! * Satan is an MS-DOS user, cause those "damn windows" take all that processing time -- there are souls to take here. * Each of us already knows how to talk to the devil -- all you need is MPW or THINK. * So THAT'S where hexidecimal, binary, and octal came from! * We should all write buggy code that is not 32-bit clean, so Satan's evil processes bomb. Hey, I can think of a lot of people who fit this category!!! ;) * There will be a port of Apple's rumored "PINK" OS for Satan's evil computer, so he can drag little people icons into the little fire pit icon. * Someone in the city is smoking lots of dope, but wouldn't you if you knew that you only had a year to live before judgment??? Guess those of us who think that personal computers can change the world are correct -- we're not doing good, just ultimately leading ourselves down the path of ultimate doom, leading to the ultimate destruction of the world. This is some pretty nutty shit, but I found it pretty funny. Hope you do too. If not, I'm sure I'll receive flames -- but hey! We all will, for we're just flirting with the beast, no? Back to my lil' beastie, Steve Klingsporn klingspo@mozart.cs.colostate.edu --- COUNTERPoint Gold 1.10 * Origin: "MS DOS--Yesterday's OS Today" (1:143/207.1) SEEN-BY: 13/13 102/131 851 901 114/15 135/41 137/12 143/801 151/606 1000 SEEN-BY: 151/1003 152/20 363/320 369/35 48 373/2 374/1 14 3610/98 8842/ 3 SEEN-BY: 8842/4 CONTROL...PATH: 143/207 143 114/5 396/1 13/13 151/1003 374/1 14 102/901

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