THAT PRIME TIME RELIGION (by Brad Hicks, +quot;with a little help from my friends+quot;) C

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THAT PRIME TIME RELIGION (by Brad Hicks, "with a little help from my friends") CHORUS: Give me that Prime Time Religion, Give me that Prime Time Religion, Give me that Prime Time Religion! It's good enough for me. 1) Brother Jerry is a cretin But with all the cash he's gettin' Lotsa folks'll be forgettin It's the "Land of the Free" 2) Brother Robert's church is Crystal But all the Bible that he's missed'll Make you "hotter than a pistol" But he's good enough for me. 3) Brother Jim and Sister Tammy Had a show that was a whammy But now they are in Miami Tryin' t'get back on TV. 4) Brother Oral's in his tower, Trusting in the Lord's power Getting richer by the hour, Now he's got the ransom fee. 5) Brother Earnest is a healer And not QUITE a wheeler-dealer -- More a jumper and a squealer So he's good enough for me. 6) Then there's good ol' Brother Billy Bringing souls in willy-nilly. All his trips are kinda silly, But he's good enough for me!

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