The Sex Life of an Electron by Eddie Currents One night when his charge was pretty high, M

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The Sex Life of an Electron by Eddie Currents One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro Farad decided to seek out a cute little coil to let him discharge. He picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle.around the sine waves, and stopped in the magnetic field by a flowing current. Micro Farad, attracted by Millie Amp's characteristic curves,had her fully charged and excited her luv resistance to a maximum. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, and lowered her reluctance. He pulled out his high voltage rod and inserted it in hersocket, thus connecting them in parallel, and began to short circuit her resistance shunt. Fully excited Millie Amp screamed "Ohm! Ohm! Ohm!" With his tube operating at a maximum and her field vibrating with his current flow, it caused her shunt to overheat and Micro Farad was rapidly discharged and drained of every electron. They fluxed all night trying various connections and sockets until his magnet had a soft core and lost all of its field strength. Afterwards, Millie Amp tried self induction and damaged her solenoid. With his battery fully discharged Micro Farad was unable to˙excite her field, so they spent the rest of the night reversing polarity and blowing each others fuses.

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