THE BEVERLY HILLBAKKER'S Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jim Poor missionary

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THE BEVERLY HILLBAKKER'S Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jim Poor missionary couldn't stay away from sin Then one day Tammy was shootin' up some 'lude and up from the bed came Jessica nude ....... SEX that is..... Blackmail..... Gulity Pleas................ Well the first thing you know ol' Jim's a millionaire Falwell said "JIM MOVE AWAY FROM THERE!!" said "CALIFORNIA IS THE PLACE YOU OUGHT TO BE!" so they loaded up the limo and moved to Beverly............. Now it's time to say goodbye to Jim and all his kin They're mighty glad you folks been sendin' money in You're all invited back next week to this locality TO WATCH JERRY FALWELL TAKE AWAY THEIR KEYS ................ TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF..... SET A SPELL....... YA'LL COME BACK NOW, YA HEAR!!!

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