The 60-Second GONE WITH THE WIND Scarlett O'Hara loves Ashley Wilkes but Ashley decides to

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The 60-Second GONE WITH THE WIND Scarlett O'Hara loves Ashley Wilkes but Ashley decides to marry Miss Melanie which is anounced at a party where Scarlett meets Rhett Butler but she marries Charles Hamilton instead who goes to war and dies along with just about everybody else except for Ashley who comes to Atlanta on leave and then leaves while Atlanta burns and Scarlett delivers Melanie's baby because Mammy isn't around to do it and they all return to Tara. Scarlett's mother has typhoid and dies and her father has gone crazy and Mammy yells at her and everybody has to pick cotton because they are poor now then Scarlett kills a Yankee while Ashley is taken prisoner and is released and returns to Tara because the war is over but they need $300 for taxes so Mr. O'Hara chases the tax collector on his horse and dies and Scarlett can't get the money from Rhett so fiddle dee dee Scarlett tells Frank Kennedy that her sister Sue Ellen married someone else and Scarlett marries him and also starts a successful lumber business with Ashley only to get mugged one day to have the guys go to avenge her which is when Frank gets killed and dies making Scarlett a widow again so that Rhett can finally marry her and take her to New Orleans for a honeymoon where Scarlett has a bad dream forcing them to return to Tara where Scarlett gives birth to a girl named Bonnie even though she still loves Ashley. Mammy yells at her some more and Rhett gets drunk and wants a divorce but he takes Bonnie to London instead where she has a bad dream forcing them to return to Tara. Bonnie jumps on her horse and dies and Melanie comes over to help but she's pregnant and dies. Ashley says he always loved Melanie not Scarlett so Scarlett decides that she really does love Rhett after all and Scarlett returns to Tara where Rhett says to her as he leaves her for good, "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" which makes Scarlett say "Fiddle dee dee and tomorrow is another day."

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