CAMPUS CRUSADE FOR CTHULHU
"The obscene idol grotesquely squats
on top of a rough hewn granite pillar.
The fire around it crackles and roars
high. We are joyously dancing around it
all; hands linked, half naked, we are
whole, laughing with joy and desire.
"The best is yet to come...."
Bored by an ordinary, nothing life?
Searching for excitement, power?
Seeking a higher cause, one worthy of
your very life?
The Campus Crusade for Cthulhu offers
all this, AND MORE!
How does Tall, Green, and Slimey
sound to you? Pretty scarey. But you
can handle it. You will have to learn
how to. You will learn to yearn for the
soft squeezing caress of undulating
tentacles. Or you will be eternally
sorry that you did not.
Think that you are searching for
meaning still? Well, search no more!
We have found you. Soon, when you
expect it least, our agents will contact
you. Soon you will not have to worry
about anything. Ever. Again.
We know more about you than you can
ever learn about us. And who are we?
We are both the oldest and the newest
college organization in existence. We
are sponsored by the ancient Cthulhu
Cult, which predates all history.
Before the United States of America,
before ancient Greece, before Atlantis.
Before the first Illuminati attempts at
wrold conquest our tentacles had an
unbreakable grip upon the entire Earth.
We have never let go.
Ever since we were pre-men, the
Cthulhu Cult has served the Great Old
Ones, the unspeakable horrors of legend.
It is they who lived eons before they
brought life upon this Earth. They came
from distant unknown space, falling out
of the sky upon our virgin Earth.
Through covert means, their lurking
shapes held sway over our young planet,
guiding the course of to serve their own
needs. They destroyed the dinosaurs
when they were done with them, and so
made way for the first men.
The Old Ones died three million years
past, gone into the Earth, under the
sea. Dead they were, yet undead, their
dreaming still bodies reached out, and
so molded the minds of our distant
ancestors. The greatest of their High
Priests, whom we know as Cthulhu, lay
deep within his sunken R'lyeh Temple and
guided all of history through the Cult.
Ever we have prepared the world for the
day they shall return. Then the world
shall fall under the clinging grip of
the Great Old Ones reborn. And only
those who serve them in this life shall
survive. For a time.
That is why we worship Cthulhu, why
you cannot afford not to. Ever we await
his return from his tomb at R'lyeh. For
we know that the words ever hold true,
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange eons even death may
The history of our club is a strange
and wonderous one; early on in this
century the ever growing Cthulhu Cult
founded the Campus Crusade at Miskatonic
University, the hallowed center of
learning located among the misty hills
of Arkham, MA.
Our first moves were carefully
planned: information tables in the
University Union, arcane bake sales,
ceremonies in the remote regions of
campus, and the like. After a year we
had become a campus fixture.
THIS POWER CAN BE YOURS!
The next year we reached out for
other campuses. Yale, New York
University, SUNY-Binghamton, they were
but a few. Now we have over 666 schools
in our rule. And that is only counting
the United States!
IMAGINE WHAT OUR SUPPORT CAN DO FOR
Remember the uprisings of the
sixties, REMEMBER Kent State? They were
small experiments on our part, to
demonstrate our power.
AS CAN YOU, IF YOU SWEAR ETERNAL LOYALTY
By the end of the second year we had
posession of the entire University!
Classes were cancelled so that all could
take part in our ceremonies and ritual
Virgins of both sexes begged to be
sacrificed on our behalf. Our political
control of Arkham was absolute.
SINCE THEN WE HAVE GROWN IN POWER A
YOU CANNOT AFFORD NOT TO BECOME ONE
Remember, we have been watching you
for a very long time. We will continue
to do so for the rest of your life.
However long that shall be is up to you.
So, join the fastest growing
conspiracy on the planet! Be ready for
the time of the re-awakening.
REVEL IN THE WONDERS OF THE UNDEAD
GOD WHYLE YOU STILL CAN.
UNIQUE BENEFTS OF
*˙˙Intimate contact with those of like
*˙˙Eternal companionship in this life
and the next.
*˙˙The safety of numbers.
*˙˙Spiritual support in case of legal
*˙˙Enhanced lifespan: chances of
surviving the return of the Great Old
Ones double when you are with us.
*˙˙POWER -- Come the New Time, you will
be given absolute control over the city
of your choice, if all turns out as
planned. The festering remnants of
humanity will be yours to do with what
*˙˙Never again shall you be bored!
*˙˙Never again shall you be cold!
*˙˙AND you get your very own membership
card, which entitles you to a ten
percent discount on all items stocked at
our numerous occult shops!
UNIQUE CONSEQUENCES OF NOT
*˙˙Greatly reduced life expectancy.
*˙˙Great chance of become a Cthulhu
*˙˙A death guaranteed not to be quick
Woudln't you really rather be one of
For your own safety...
Write for more information:
CAMPUS CRUSADE FOR CTHULHU
Box 544 SUNY-Binghamton
Binghamton, New York 19301