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STANDARD AFU REPLY FORM To :_________________________ >From:_________________________ I have read your recent post concerning________________________________. I regret that due to severe time constraints I am unable to respond to your posting directly. However, I would like to advise you that I believe that your posting: __contains the moronic phrase: ____"It could have happened so it must be true" ____"Can you prove it did not happen?" ____"Prodigy is stealing my data!" ____"Port Out Starboard Home" ____"A poor dieing boy named Craig is..." ____"How many pull tabs does it take to..." ____"Furrfu!" __violates commonly-accepted ____.signature size net standards concerning: ____posting to subjects not of general interest ____editing of quoted material ____posting of copyrighted material ____posting several ULs as one GIANT UL __contains an unacceptable ____logic number of errors in: ____fact ____spelling/grammar __is based on stereotypes of: ____race, ethnic, national origin ____gender differences ____sexual orientation / preferences ____regionalisms ____employer and/or school affiliations ____religious affiliation/non-affiliation __is uninteresting because it ____has no UL content ____contains hackneyed expressions ____contains outright stupidities ____is inherently self-contradictory ____reflects inadequate intellectual development or maturity ____reiterates points made better by others ____is a gratuitous attack on an obvious provocateur __reflects serious mis- ____the basic functioning of AFU understandings concerning: ____the basic purposes of the INTERNET ____snuff films and/or Satanism ____the Weakly World News and other tabloids ____basic human nature ____the basic nature of computers ____other's interest in your thoughts __is an unjustified, unprovoked and thoughtless response to my previous posting, which was careful, moderate and well-reasoned. PS: You are ____A St*p*d F*ck*ng B*st*rd ____not a TERRY ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Courtesy of Terry "Just another corporate stooge for Prodigy" Wood ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- INTERNET: tjw+@pitt.edu BITNET: TJW@PITTVMS "Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!" - Lord "John" Warfin "There can be only one!" - The Highlander "There should have been only one. I want my money back!" - Terry

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