To: All Subject: Another UFO Song Coincidentally, it looks like I (and whoever responded t
From: David Bloomberg
Subject: Another UFO Song
Coincidentally, it looks like I (and whoever responded to
me) wasn't the only one making UFO songs. This one
appeared in the Spring '94 issue of the _Georgia Skeptic_.
Kenneth Arnold, Flying Saucer Man
by Bufo Calvin
(sung to the tune of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)
Forty-seven years ago today
Kenneth Arnold taught the world to say
"There's a flying saucer in the air"
And it gave the people quite a scare
Now here's another term you know
Today we just say U.F.O
Kenneth Arnold, Flying Saucer Ma-an!
What's in the sky,
Lighted up, flying by?
Could it be a real alien craft?
Perhaps it's a star or lights from a car
Or maybe I'm just going daft...
Oh, it's giving me the ontological bends
Oh, I hate it when a paradigm ends
Could it beeee a delusion?
I just know there's something there
Or an optical illusion?
I'm getting to the point I don't care
Oh, this is one of those long-lasting trends
Mm, I don't know just what message it sends
Message it sennnnnds!
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