My Mom was abducted by a U.F.O. last night.
Don't forget to say your prayers.
I saw Elvis flippin' burgers in Detroit.
Jesus died for our sins.
Creationism is a science.
God is omnipotent.
78 year old woman gives birth to ostrich egg.
The Bible is the word of God.
Psychic surgery removed my father's tumor.
The Earth is six thousand years old.
The Loch Ness Monster ate my fishing boat.
God is omniscient.
Bigotry is healthy.
The Church cares about you.
That psychic found the murderer.
Adam and Eve were the first humans.
Nazi concentration camps were a myth.
God is the source of all morals.
Only homosexuals get AIDS.
Each is as probable as the next.
For more information write:
LASH (Louisville Area Secular Humanists)
P.O. Box 91453, Louisville, KY 40291-0453
Call Dial-A-Freethought at (502) 363-3500
Louisville Freethought BBS (502) 635-0204