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| | ___\___/___ / \ | | The Vibrant Intensity Conspiracy and Religion The Voice of the Dog To: President George Herbert Bush From: Fr. Archimedes Anarchy, RN, KSC Episkopos of VICAR ( ) Personal (XX) Business ( ) Subversive 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 Hail Eris Kallisti All Hail Discordia 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 Dear Sir: In Our capacity as Episkopos of the Vibrant Intensity Conspiracy and Religion, We would like to congratulate you on your recent achievement of "a thousand points of light" by your constant bombardment of Iraq and Kuwait. Therefore, it is Our great pleasure to appoint you a five star general and Grand Poobah of the Adolph Hitler Fan Club, which gives you the authority to massacre innocent men, women, and children as you deem necessary. Within the next five days, you will receive your own Adolph Hitler Fan Club membership card, an official Adolph Hitler Fan Club armband, and your personal Adolph Hitler Fan Club kazoo, which makes a sound reminiscent of screams when you play it. For the Vibrant Intensity Conspiracy and Religion,

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