New Member Initiation Ritual The new initiate is led into a dimly-lit room, tastefully dec

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New Member Initiation Ritual The new initiate is led into a dimly-lit room, tastefully decorated in nouveau-Erisian style. Current members of VICAR are dressed in the latest styles and the initiate is wearing Ralph Lauren shirts and anything else considered "G.Q." Incense is burning in five different places, preferably five different kinds of incense. An altar is set up in the north end of the room with the symbols of VICAR: a five fingered hand of Eris, the Sacred Chao and a water bong. The leader of the ceremony (abbrievated 'L') and the Initiate ('I') now begin their dialogue: L: O person! Do ye wish now to make a commitment to Discord? I: (answers in the affirmative) L: Are ye sure that ye are not a cabbage or something? I: (answers in the affirmative) L: That's a shame. Do ye wish to better thyself? I: (answers in the affirmative) L: How stupid. Will ye make a commitment to Eris? I: Possibly. L: Now, ye must recite the oath. I: I, (name) do hereby pledge my allegiance to the goddess Eris and to her works. I furthermore pledge to assist the Vibrant Intensity Conspiracy and Religion in their plans for Operation Mindfuck in whatever method I can. Hail Eris! Kallisti! All Hail Discordja! Fuck you. L: Fuck you. The ritual weed is then brought out and all assembled proceed

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