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ambition.htm Episode NINE Please address comments or requests for further information or the previous episodes to: ng436@pnlg.pnl.gov (or) ng436@traken.pnl.gov -- David E. Woon -- Molecular Science Research Cen
beaverdo.htm THE CHURCH OF BEAVER CLEAVER (OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS) THE FOUNDING AND DOCTRINE "I THUNK ABOUT IT" THE CHURCH OF BEAVER CLEAVER A Modern evolutionary synthesis of religious and political thought as imbodied in WARD
bob000.htm Do what keepeth thou from wilting shall be the loophole in the law. His directives have been discovered on supposedly blank audio tape and video cassetes, and one young SubGenius swears a speaking Dobbshea
bob1.htm HOLY TEMPLE of MASS CON
bob2.htm "A Short Hate Rant On The Word "FUCK" And The New Child Sex" "`Bob's` surreavolutionary doctrine of PATRIO-PSYCHOTIC ANARCHO-MATERIALISM has found ever-larger number of zealous adherents despite relen
bob3.htm FACTSHEET FIVE Electronic version is now available. Finally, the fantastic zine listing/review magazine that went to shit after Mike Gunderloy left it is *BACK AGAIN*, but for the time being, only for
bobpic.htm Picture of Bob
bobsun.htm Here's a Bob icon for Sun tools. Just don't color it pink.... /* Format_version=1, Width=64, Height=64, Depth=1, Valid_bits_per_item=16 */ 0x0000,0x0000,0x0000,0x0000,0x0000,0x07FF,0xFFE0,0x0000, 0x0000,
bobxbm.htm I was just sitting here, minding my own business, when this digi-Dobbs just appeared on my machine .... in *X* bitmap format! Coincidence? A supernatural encounter with "Bob"??? Strange communication o
cgeorge.htm The Vibrant Intensity Corporation in conjunction with the International Society for Krishna Consciousness (ISKCON) Proudly presents: Curious George Does LSD a childrens' novel by Fr. Archimedes Aloysius Anarc
cgeorge2.htm The Vibrant Intensity Corporation in conjunction with the Florida Department of Law Enforcement (FDLE) Proudly presents: Curious George Goes To Jail a childrens' novel by Fr. Archimedes Aloysius Anarchy, RN,
cgeorge3.htm | | ___\___/___ / \ | | The Vibrant Intensity Conspiracy and Religion in conjunction with The Southern Baptists Convention proudly presents: Curious George Goes To Hell By: Fr. Archimedes Aloysius A
cgeorge4.htm | | ___\___/___ / \ | | The Vibrant Intensity Conspiracy and Religion in conjunction with The Moral Majority proudly presents: Curious George Gets Nookie (ODD# 69*23&5) a children's novel Written by: Fr
cpizza.htm Charging Pizza through Creative Visualization Bermuda Belach @ VICAR There exist, in this modern world, numerous forces which defy explanation. These forces can be beneficial as well as harmful, and, if
dhroobso.htm Subject: dhroobs THE DHROOBS OF OZ by Roger Price copyright 1966 Roger Price CHAPTER 1 Isolated from the world of humans by the Deadly Desert, and protected by the powerful magic of its' Ruler, Ozma, the m
discethx.htm Discordian Ethics; ODD# 5 for 1 Section 1: Introduction Syllogism 1A Confusion causes people to think Thinking is good .: Confusion is good Such is the art of Discordian Ethics. Confusion causes freedom, a
discordc.htm /* DiscDate.C .. converts boring normal dates to fun Discordian Date -><- written the 65th day of The Aftermath in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3157 by Druel the Chaotic aka Jeremy Johnson aka mpytho
frrevel.htm The Revelation of Father Archimedes Anarchy, RN, TCO of the Vibrant Intensity Corporation | | ___\___/___ / \ | | 様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様 And so it came to pass
geniussu.htm WHAT THE H E L L DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? It should be painfully obvious by now that the world as we know it won't last too damn much longer. And what are you doing about it? Going to work or schoo
geoall.htm The Vibrant Intensity Corporation in conjunction with the International Society for Krishna Consciousness (ISKCON) Proudly presents: Curious George Does LSD a childrens' novel by Fr. Archimedes Aloysius Anarc
htomc001.htm ATTENTION ALL SUBGENII, SEMI-NORMS, AND CASUAL OBSERVERS! N O T A N A D V E R T I S E M E N T O R I N D U C E M E N T T O B U Y A N Y T H I N G ! ! ! DISCLAIMER: I neither advocate, nor endorse
htomc002.htm * C H U R C H of the S U B G E N I U S * * * * *N*E*W*S
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htomc014.htm Date: 22 Jan 93 04:10:15 GMT Subject: HToMC #14
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htomc016.htm GET THE Department of the Conspiracy CONSPIRACY Internal Revenue Service YOU DESERVE SEE PAGE 5
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htomc021.htm EP DRUG A U HOLY TEMPLE of MASS CONSU
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htomc02b.htm * C H U R C H of the S U B G E N I U S * * * * *N*E*W*S
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htomc16b.htm GET THE Department of the Conspiracy CONSPIRACY Internal Revenue Service YOU DESERVE SEE PAGE 5
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htomcdoc.htm ATTENTION ALL SUBGENII, SEMI-NORMS, AND CASUAL OBSERVERS! N O T A N A D V E R T I S E M E N T O R I N D U C E M E N T T O B U Y A N Y T H I N G ! ! ! DISCLAIMER: I neither advocate, nor endorse
iftb.htm The Buddha told us, very long ago, that all life is suffering and suffering is caused by desire. So, he says, we should desire as little as possible to get as little suffering... I fuck the Buddha. But
ignorlaw.htm (The Case for Ignorance of the Law) Bermuda Belach @ VICAR The government call is tied around the revolutionary's neck, that the government can be shot and bagged like any other lame duck. The revolution
init.htm New Member Initiation Ritual The new initiate is led into a dimly-lit room, tastefully decorated in nouveau-Erisian style. Current members of VICAR are dressed in the latest styles and the initiate is we
mass-com.htm E LIES TV HOLY TEMPLE of MASS CONSU
mindfuck.htm | | ___\___/___ / \ | | The Vibrant Intensity Conspiracy and Religion The Voice of the Dog To: President George Herbert Bush Episkopos of VICAR ( ) Personal (XX) Business ( ) S
paternos.htm Paternoster Our Father, who art in Orlando Hallowed be thy name Thy Chaos come Thy will drink rum On earth and any place too Give us this day our daily bread And forgive us our trespasses As we fo
principd.htm PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA * or * How I Found Goddess And What I Did To Her When I Found Her THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER Wherein Is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely An
slack!sg.htm >Is it possible we have really found the first man stupid enough to >really not realize that the SubG is a joke? Sometimes a book goes too far. Sometimes ... is NOW! First there was the Persian Epic of G
slackrit.htm (1719) Wed 23 Sep 92 14:33 By: Abdallat Al-talib To: Slaves Of Eris Re: What Is Slack? St: For those of you who are unaware of this phenomenon, the Polychrome Sanctuary of the Sacred Pulp (a clench dedicat
stang.htm Originating CABAL: The SubGenius Foundation P.O. Box 140306 Dallas, Texas 75214 A Non-prophet Irreligious Disorganization (X) Official Business ( ) Surreptitious Business Dear Fellow Fire-Walker on th
stolen_c.htm Nick Danger #174 @3456Sat Jul 28 18:44:12 1990From alt.slack in UseNet, a testimony to the power of slack!:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!....herein lies my witnessing t th
sub0doc.htm CHAPTER 0: TRUTHSTINGER BARRAGE SUPERIOR MUTANTS! REPENT! QUIT YOUR JOB! SLACK OFF!! THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW AND YOU MAY DIE (well, no, probably not....but whatever you do, just keep reading
sub1doc.htm CHAPTER 1 Don't Laugh "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to." "Bob" in 'Newsweek' "We believe the planet is being led to destruct
sub2doc.htm CHAPTER 2 The Miracle Of "Bob's" Tyranny And The Alchemy of Sales "And though I may not Comprehend, I know my God is good." -- Anon. "He ain't no man...He ain't no god...I don't wanna wal
subgenap.htm WHAT THE H E L L DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? It should be painfully obvious by now that the world as we know it won't last too damn much longer. And what are you doing about it? Going to work or sch
subgpamp.htm THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS ONLINE PAMPHLET DISTRIBUTE FREELY TO *EVERYONE* excerpted from the Book of the SubGenius by J.R. "Bob" Dobbs compiled and edited by the Reverend Kareem du Gristle of the Church o
subg_002.htm * C H U R C H of the S U B G E N I U S * * * * *N*E*W*S
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subidoc.htm The Book Of The SubGenius Lunatic Prophecies For The Coming Weird Times This is not the entire book of the SubGenius. Yes, it contains all the chapters, and most of the writings are here, but this simple
telecosm.htm Dark Fibre, Dumb Network George Gilder / MCI ID: 409-1174 The following article, INTO THE FIBERSPHERE, was first published in slightly different and shorter form in Forbes ASAP, December 7, 1993. It is a
vicarhis.htm The Vibrant Intensity Conspiracy and Religion presents: The History of the Vibrant Intensity Conspiracy and Religion ODD # 714.1723/5 The Vibrant Intensity Conspiracy and Religion will be founded sometime
wax.htm PLEASE FEEL FREE TO REPOST (if you are curious about the cassette, check the end of the text) 1.3.93 DESCRIPTIVE PACKAGE FOR : "WAX or the discovery of television among the bees" (85:00, mono) (copyright 19
we21sup.htm SUPPLEMENT TO high weirdness by email v2.1 * what this file is * At the last minute, trying to put something together for release, I have simply joined together some "unprocessed" files - they descri
weird2_1.htm high weirdness by email v2.1 send info and errata to: mporter@nyx.cs.du.edu This version *supersedes* previous "editions"; they may safely be deleted without loss of important information. As always, th

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