ATTENTION ALL SUBGENII, SEMI-NORMS, AND CASUAL OBSERVERS! N O T A N A D V E R T I S E M E

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ATTENTION ALL SUBGENII, SEMI-NORMS, AND CASUAL OBSERVERS! N O T A N A D V E R T I S E M E N T O R I N D U C E M E N T T O B U Y A N Y T H I N G ! ! ! DISCLAIMER: I neither advocate, nor endorse the information that follows. I just thought you might like to know... (excerpted from Stark Fist of Removal) 2nd Authorized FisTemple Lodge of the Church of the Subgenius Dr. Philo Drummond, 01 and Cookie Drummond, F.G.O.T.R P.O. Box 1572 Maryland Heights, MO 63043 Yes, "Bob" inexplicably transferred his right-brain man (the first and only *true* OverMan) from Dallas to Dioxinland near St. Louis. Those who dare can now contact Philo himself at this only other fully-sanctioned P.O. Box. When Philo and Cookie (and the UberBaby, Christinita) were Transported, Church combo Drs. for Wotan split into WOTAN SOUTH (Dallas) and Philo's new 2000 DOKTORS. Unless the music is directly Dobbs-oriented, send your self-produced EPs to Philo, not the Foundation. Philo knows Dobbs better than anyone -- so all Church Bribes should be sent to him as well. And Philo possesses the last known stash of the second STARK FIST (tabloid sized issue). It's out of print and a sure- fire collector's item. You can order these precious back issues for $5 apiece FROM PHILO ONLY. We probably will reprint it again, but it'll *LOOK* like a reprint. NHGH got to the originals in the form of a fungus that attacks rubber cement. "The church of the SubGenius was founded in 1978 by DOBBS and Doktor Philo Drummond, whose true identity remains a secret lest his prominent family in Dallas be mortified by his unorthodox religious activities." (end of excerpt) I personally spoke with Dr. Drummond and Rev. Stang recently at the opening date for Drummond's latest Doktor Band, "The Swinging Love Corpses". The MagicK of Mail Order Sales is *STILL ALIVE*. Be sure and ask about the new video. And tell'em "Some Damn Old Nobody" from SWBT sent ya'! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- | J. Camron "Cam" Spillman - Southwestern Bell Telephone | Mystery Clench of | | {uunet, bellcore, pyramid} ...!swbatl!cam | "X-Marxist-Spot" | | My employer is not responsible, and neither am I.... | *UberMan for Hire* | -------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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