The Revelation of Father Archimedes Anarchy, RN, TCO of the Vibrant Intensity Corporation
The Revelation of
Father Archimedes Anarchy, RN, TCO
of the Vibrant Intensity Corporation
And so it came to pass on a day, not unlike that of any other
day, that the most holy Father was pondering on the meaning
of all the things that are contained in the mysteries of the
And, lo, as he was cogitating on these things, a Messenger of
our Lady appeared in a vision to our Father and said unto
"Woe, woe, be unto you who bastardizes the holy things of
discord for your own purposes. Pitiful are you that doth not
realize the true meaning of chaos but instead corrupts it as
And our Father got very pissed off when he heard this and
said unto the Messenger:
"Gee, that's great, but if you don't like it, go fuck
Whereupon the Messenger disappeared and was replaced by a
vision of our Lady of Discord who said to our Father:
"I'm sorry that you don't agree but I really think you're a
And our Father replied:
"Well, personally I think you're a fucking bitch."
After the Father said this, Our Lady disappeared.
And Bermuda Belach, being an initiate into the most holy
meanings of Discord came to our Father and said:
"What the fuck was that all about?"
Whereupon our Father said unto his dear friend Bermuda:
"That fucking bitch called me a pitiful scumbag."
And Bermuda did say to the Father:
"Fuck you, I think you're a pitiful scumbag as well."
And so the Father did tell Bermuda to go fuck himself most
expeditiously and they sat down and smoked weed.
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