The Revelation of Father Archimedes Anarchy, RN, TCO of the Vibrant Intensity Corporation

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The Revelation of Father Archimedes Anarchy, RN, TCO of the Vibrant Intensity Corporation | | ___\___/___ / \ | | 様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様 And so it came to pass on a day, not unlike that of any other day, that the most holy Father was pondering on the meaning of all the things that are contained in the mysteries of the universe. And, lo, as he was cogitating on these things, a Messenger of our Lady appeared in a vision to our Father and said unto him: "Woe, woe, be unto you who bastardizes the holy things of discord for your own purposes. Pitiful are you that doth not realize the true meaning of chaos but instead corrupts it as you wish." And our Father got very pissed off when he heard this and said unto the Messenger: "Gee, that's great, but if you don't like it, go fuck yourself." Whereupon the Messenger disappeared and was replaced by a vision of our Lady of Discord who said to our Father: "I'm sorry that you don't agree but I really think you're a pitiful scumbag." And our Father replied: "Well, personally I think you're a fucking bitch." After the Father said this, Our Lady disappeared. And Bermuda Belach, being an initiate into the most holy meanings of Discord came to our Father and said: "What the fuck was that all about?" Whereupon our Father said unto his dear friend Bermuda: "That fucking bitch called me a pitiful scumbag." And Bermuda did say to the Father: "Fuck you, I think you're a pitiful scumbag as well." And so the Father did tell Bermuda to go fuck himself most expeditiously and they sat down and smoked weed. finis ,eb desselB | | ___\___/___ OCT, NR, yhcranA sedemihcrA .rF / \

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