At the beginning of each year, the Nation Enquirer publishes an article that reveals the p
At the beginning of each year, the Nation Enquirer publishes an
article that reveals the predictions for the upcoming year from what
they call `leading psychics'. Below is a list of their predictions.
I do not believe that any of the predictions came true. My own
prediction for 1994 is that these same psychics will make many more
predictions that won't come true.
* Florence Vaty *
o `Cheers' will end with Sam marrying Carla.
o Madonna will be arrested for skiing naked in Utah.
o Potato starch will become an inexpensive fuel leading to a boom
in the economy.
o Rob Marrow will survive for 12 days by eating berries after an
airplane crash in Alaska.
* Clarissa Bernhardt *
o 14 American POWs from the Vietnam War will be released in
o Axl Rose will marry a pregnant Brooke Shields.
o Space derbis will crash in Lima and kill many of Peru's leaders.
* Maria Graciette *
o Dan Rather, Tom Brokaw, and Peter Jennings will all be fired
and replaced as an attempt to attract younger viewers.
o The FDA will find that Bill Cosby's hot sauce causes stomach
o Tom and Roseanne's radio show will become one of the most
popular shows ever.
* Judy Hevenly *
o Jay Leno will be fired and replaced by Kathy Lee Gifford.
o Whitney Houston will become a dancer after losing her voice.
o Burt Reynolds will coach a high school football team.
* Barbara Donchess *
o Paula Abdul will dump Emilio and marry Arsenio.
o Bill and Hillary will separate.
o Dan Quayle will become an assistant golf pro in Indiana.
o A car-jacker will be beaten to death by citizens in Virginia City,
* John Monti *
o Fergie will pose nude for Playboy.
o A cure for AIDS will be discovered in crabgrass.
o Tim Allen will lose a finger on the set of his show.
* Irene Hughes *
o Stedman Graham will marry the pregnant Oprah Winfrey live
on her show.
o An earthquake in Las Vegas will scatter bills and coins from the
casino's into the street.
o Steven Segal will subdue terrorists during a hijacking of an in-
o Angela Lansbury will leave `Murder, She Wrote' and write mur-
* Shawn Robins *
o Ross Perot will return to GM and develop a successful electric
o Aliens will be discovered on an asteroid with the Hubble Tele-
o Martina Navratilova will be artificially inseminated with sperm
from John McEnroe.
* Micki Dahne *
o Princess Di will design clothes.
o Dolly Parton will undergo emergency surgery for a potentially
o Disney World will be paralyzed by a major blizzard.
* Leah Lusher *
o Barbara Walters will quit `20/20' and fall in love with Donald
Trump who will then dump her for a younger woman.
o A boxing Kangaroo will break Mel Gibson's nose.
o La Toya Jackson will marry an Arabian prince.
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