Found on the SKEPTIC mail list: RESEARCH DEFINITIONS The following phrases, frequently fou
Found on the SKEPTIC mail list:
The following phrases, frequently found in technical writings, are
defined here for your edification and enlightenment. This list was
plagiarized from some unknown genius who evidently had read one too
many research papers.
"It has long been known..." -- I haven't bothered to look up the
"Of great theoretical and practical importance." -- Interesting to
"While it has not been possible to provide definite answers to these
questions..." -- The experiments didn't work, but I figured I could
get publicity out of it.
"Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study." -- The
results on the others didn't make sense and were ignored.
"Accidentally stained during mounting." -- Dropped on floor.
"Handled with extreme care." -- Not dropped on floor.
"Typical results shown." -- The best results are shown.
"Presumably at longer times..." -- I didn't take the time to find
"It is believed that..." -- I think.
"It is generally believed that..." -- A couple of other guys think
"It might be argued that..." -- I have such a good answer to this
argument that I shall raise it myself.
"It is clear that much additional work will be required before a
complete understanding..." -- I don't understand.
"Correct within an order of magnitude." -- Wrong.
"It is hoped that this work will stimulate further work in the
field." --This paper is not very good, but neither are any of the
others on this miserable subject.
"Thanks are due to Joe Glotz for technical assistance and to John
Doe for valuable discussions." -- Glotz did the work and Doe
explained to me what it meant.
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