From braintree!news.sprintlink.net!simtel!harbinger.cc.monash.edu.au!news.rmit.EDU.AU!matilda.vut.edu.au!cougar.vut.edu.au!news Fri Oct 20 10:08:04 1995
From: David Gerard
Subject: Xenu The Magazine: Picture of Xenu now available!
Date: 19 Oct 1995 16:07:08 GMT
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Yeappers, the picture of the Intergalactic Badmamajama(tm)
hisself is NOW AVAILABLE on the still sorta incomplete
Xenu web page! It's a nice JPEG and is eminently suitable
for T-shirts. Put your small child in one and send it out
to scare Scientologists.
(The artist couldn't find a picture of a clam in a hurry, so
used a ... er ... walnut. Ahem. Never mind.)
The artist's name is Marc Morel; feel free to put this pic
on your Web page with due credit and a reference to the Xenu
The background of the picture is an excellent expressionist
rendition of the state of 'enturbulation'.
The article isn't on the Web page yet, but if you didn't catch
it in passing on the newsgroup then you're just plain bloody
It's 2am here and I'm scrambling across half the Web to present
a bunch of printouts to the VUT lawyers suggesting that we can
win this one utterly. I guess I'm not SP 5 until they *actually
start the legal action*. (Let me stress that I'd be happy for
this not to end up occurring. Can't see it, but. Oh well, shit
happens.) In the meantime, I'll be handling everything with
tremendous speed and the pressure of multiple deadlines. Nothing
like adrenalin to keep you up and active, hell no.
It could happen that we will have to back down (no backup) and I
will end up having to grin whilst eating a whole lot of shit.
This is not a pleasant thought. But, oh well.
(And I have my newly-acquired tape of 'The Road To Freedom'
playing in the background to keep me on the case. It's WORSE
than I was expecting. You *gotta* hear what they done to Ron's
voice on the last track. You know what bad, music-free Christian
music is like? Well, this is bad and music-free Scientologist
music. But I'll get to that in a later post.)
-- Rev Dr David, PECoSG Cross-Office Broadcast Unit.