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From: email@example.com (David Gerard)
Subject: Xenu The Magazine: the thefts have started
Date: 17 Oct 1995 21:52:18 +1000
Organization: Prestige Elite(tm) Research Church of the SubGenius
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Just chatted to one of the other editors of Xenu. He says people have
already been busted trying to nick the copies of the magazine. They
didn't have the word 'SCIENTOLOGIST' written across their foreheads,
but we have considered putting two and two together on this one.
All 'Catalyst' editors are gonna carry cameras with 'em (as am I) and
anyone nicking piles of copies may well end up starring on the Xenu
Web page. Try giving a personality test after that one. Heh.
By the way, the Xenu article and picture are STILL not on the Xenu Web page
but I've just emailed the maintainer asking him to include them.
(When typing the above URL, don't forget the capital C in Catalyst.)
Reverend Doctor David Gerard, KoX, SP 4.03 (awaiting verification of SP 5)
Prestige Elite(tm) Research Church of the SubGenius
"Servicing the Prestige Elite(tm) since 1985!"
Xenu loves me, yes I know, 'cos the Clam FAQ told me so.
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