From news.interserv.net!news.sprintlink.net!in1.uu.net!li.net!peegee Thu Sep 14 09:44:02 1995
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Merchant of Chaos)
Subject: F-CKING D-CKHEAD STRIKES IN NY!!!
Date: 10 Sep 1995 04:53:28 GMT
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Yes, my fellow a.r.s.ers, today I was treated to the elegant poetry that
one can expect to hear from a man who has been thoroughly trained in
Scientology's Communication technology...I was called a f-cking d-ckhead
by a Scientologist...not just any Scieno mind you, but an 0T-8!!! That's
right! I went face to face with a real live IMMORTAL BEING!!! (Funny how
he looked a little older than the last time I picketed the cult.) Did
anybody else have the privilege of monologing with such a high ranking
Scientologist? What I found amusing was when he said that he is only a
Class 8 auditor, but the highest level is Class 12. I asked why he
wasn't a Class 12 and he said that you can't progress through levels 9
through 12 unless you are in the Sea Org. So if you're not willing to
sign a one billion year employment contract, you can't achieve the
highest auditing levels. Hmmmm......
The OT-8 got really upset when he forgot the name of another
Scientologist, and I said, "So, that Total Recall is not all it's cracked
up to be, huh?" (Hubbard says that a person achieves "all recall" when
they go clear...Part 3, Chapter 2, page 227 of "Dianetics: The Modern
Science of Mental Health", the paperback edition) At this point Mr.
Immortal stepped on my foot and leaned into me, forcing me back into a
wall...we called the police at this point, who informed the
Ever-Living Being that he and his cronies were "acting like children."
Only four people showed up for the protest. A fifth person was
there for a half hour and then left. Some of the passersby were quite
supportive, others seemed to think that we were standing in front of the
cult building to recruit people! (We could have used more placards.)
I just watched the videotape I took of the protest, and I noticed
something I didn't pick up on earlier...while engaging in a conversation
with a clam I mentioned that LRH's taped lectures are hypnotic with a
droning quality to them...the clam said, "I find his tapes to be very
live." As I watched the video, I noticed that the line "I find his tapes
to be very live" was delivered in an hypnotic droning voice...
At any rate, the Co$ knows we're here...I'm keeping my picketing
supplies on standby...if there's another raid, I'll be out there the next