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From: peegee@newshost.li.net (Merchant of Chaos)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: F-CKING D-CKHEAD STRIKES IN NY!!!
Date: 10 Sep 1995 04:53:28 GMT
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Yes, my fellow a.r.s.ers, today I was treated to the elegant poetry that 
one can expect to hear from a man who has been thoroughly trained in 
Scientology's Communication technology...I was called a f-cking d-ckhead 
by a Scientologist...not just any Scieno mind you, but an 0T-8!!!  That's 
right!  I went face to face with a real live IMMORTAL BEING!!!  (Funny how 
he looked a little older than the last time I picketed the cult.)  Did 
anybody else have the privilege of monologing with such a high ranking 
Scientologist?  What I found amusing was when he said that he is only a 
Class 8 auditor, but the highest level is Class 12.  I asked why he 
wasn't a Class 12 and he said that you can't progress through levels 9 
through 12 unless you are in the Sea Org.  So if you're not willing to 
sign a one billion year employment contract, you can't achieve the 
highest auditing levels.   Hmmmm......

The OT-8 got really upset when he forgot the name of another 
Scientologist, and I said, "So, that Total Recall is not all it's cracked 
up to be, huh?"  (Hubbard says that a person achieves "all recall" when 
they go clear...Part 3, Chapter 2, page 227 of "Dianetics: The Modern 
Science of Mental Health", the paperback edition)  At this point Mr. 
Immortal stepped on my foot and leaned into me, forcing me back into a 
wall...we called the police at this point, who informed the 
Ever-Living Being that he and his cronies were "acting like children."  

        Only four people showed up for the protest.  A fifth person was
there for a half hour and then left.  Some of the passersby were quite 
supportive, others seemed to think that we were standing in front of the 
cult building to recruit people!  (We could have used more placards.)  

        I just watched the videotape I took of the protest, and I noticed
something I didn't pick up on earlier...while engaging in a conversation 
with a clam I mentioned that LRH's taped lectures are hypnotic with a 
droning quality to them...the clam said,  "I find his tapes to be very 
live."  As I watched the video, I noticed that the line "I find his tapes 
to be very live" was delivered in an hypnotic droning voice...

        At any rate, the Co$ knows we're here...I'm keeping my picketing
supplies on standby...if there's another raid, I'll be out there the next 
day!