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From: email@example.com (henry)
Subject: Re: Really, the Gorilla stuff is fake, right?
Date: 18 Jul 1995 13:32:32 -0600
Organization: University of Denver, Dept. of Math & Comp. Sci.
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In article <firstname.lastname@example.org>,
Daniel Davidson wrote:
>henry (email@example.com) wrote:
>: of course, it could have just been the effects of l. ron
>: blubbard's chronic drug use and continual swilling of
>: entire quart bottles of whiskey in a single sitting,
>: or the pretty little painkillers he continually shoved
>: into his mouth like popcorn, or maybe the cocaine we all
>: know he snorted up like al pacino in scarface [...]
>I wonder if there are any snapshots of ol' L. Ron snorting
>up an index-finger size line of clean, pharmaceutical-grade
>coke. Supplied by some cult pharmacist or oral surgeon...
probably not an oral surgeon. l. ron was pathologically
terrified of doctors and psychologists, a condition called
'iatrophobia' if i'm correct, which i mention since i've
had problems with those 'iatro-' words in the past and
still wince whenever i see one. he was reduced to pathetic
gibbering horror at the mere thought of doctors, and due to this,
late photographs show that he had a mouth full of lousy, yellow,
rotten teeth, so bad that he was reduced to mumbling and they
had to invent a special noise reduction system just to make
his garbled and drunkenly slurred speech intelligible.
once, when he broke his arm, he refused medical treatment and instead
'cured' himself through auditing. really, he just gobbled loads of
painkillers and became a total asshole, screaming insane gibberish and
overboarding people for no reason at all, sending children to
chain lockers and altogether behaving like a demented goon.
>Maybe Ronny was nappy like Nixon, and needed to have his
>every moment documented...
i hope so. he sure got wiggy and disgusting near the end, so
much so that i doubt the cult could survive video of the blubbard
raving and screaming insanity about the cia and body thetans,
and pathetically begging not to be turned over to the government.
he did, after all, die an unhandled pts iii loony, completely
bonkers, loons in the attic, a disgrace, dianetics proven
to be utterly worthless and pathetic in the face of his lunacy.
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