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considered to be copywritten materials, I have censored myself and The
Skeptic Tank by deleting any and all possible text files which describes
the cult's hidden mythologies. I have elected to quote just a bit of the
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those who report. - Fredric L. Rice, The Skeptic Tank, 09/Sep/95
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From: firstname.lastname@example.org (StukaFox)
Subject: If CO$ was smart, they'd shut the fuck up!
Date: 9 Jul 1995 09:06:44 GMT
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I spend a good deal of time flaming racists over on the alt.power.
mightey-whitey groups and I've noticed the stupid bastards have
something in common with the clowns here who represent the Scam
of Scientology: they have no clue when to shut the fuck up!
I'm serious -- lookit the quote in my .sig for a second. Okay, you're
back. Now you may ask yourself "what kinda brain-damanged feeb would
be stupid enough to actually say something that self-destructive"?
Well, shit, Barney! There's a whole slew of the stupid bastards whose
only pastime seems to be shooting themselves in the foot in front of
a global audience. The more they rant, the stupider they sound. By
the time they finally have gotten pissed off enough to post their
Standard Answer to Everything (tm) ("We are the ones who are right
and the Jews are controlling the thoughts of those who oppose us"),
they've already made themselves out to look like jackasses of monumental
JUST LIKE THE SCAMITOLOGISTS!
Helen, Woody, ConArtist, Mline, Vera -- look, listen and learn. Just
shut the fuck up! Your attempts at damage control are like trying to
fix a leaky boat by firing holes into the floor with a shotgun. "LOOKIT!
A hole!! I'll gittit!! [ka-BAM!!] Awshit! There's another hole! I'll
gettit! [ka-BAM!!] Awshit! There's another hole . . . (ad nauseum)"
Look, I'm no friend to those who try to bilk money outta saps who should
have never been allowed to control their own money in the first place,
but after awhile, it becomes plain painful to see these poor, dumb
bastards flail away like this while everyone rightfully laughs at them.
You'd think one of these clueless sots would do the math and figure
out "every post I make leads to three more against us!". If you can't
shout down the opposition, just shut the fuck up and mebbe the competetion
will run outta things to say about you. Then again, with the track record
Scamitology has run up for its self, that day is probably not gonna come
until the 25th century.
Someday, you poor clams are gonna have to face an afterlife with Xenu
and Fat Boy Hubbard. Do -YOU- wanna to the one to tell them that you
pretty much helped to perpetuate the group the put the brakes on his
little scam? I know I wouldn't wanna be!
So guys, gals, thetans, Xenu, 'hos, et al, lemme just leave you with
this parting bit of advice: Please, for your own sakes, please shut
the fuck up. The Mighty Subkiller Elron will thank you for it!
Mike "A religion with trademarks?!" Beebe
A society without religion is like a crazed psychopath without a loaded .45
"We are not liars, we are telling the 100% truth (with some xceptions . . .)"
-- Sean Jorden on the validity of racist
claims made on alt.politics.white-power