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From news.interserv.net!news.sprintlink.net!gatech!EU.net!news.eunet.fi!anon.penet.fi Mon Jul 10 17:03:03 1995
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Theta Pet!)
Organization: Anonymous forwarding service
Date: Sat, 8 Jul 1995 22:25:24 UTC
Subject: Read this if you have kids . . .
ALERT FROM DORKANON
A form of tattoo called "GIANT CLAM" is being sold to
school children. It is
a small piece of paper containing a giant clam.
They are the size of a
tin can and each clam is soaked with DIANAZENE The
drug is absorbed
through the skin simply by HANDLING THE PAPER. There are
colored paper tattoos resembling money orders that have the
one of the following:
John Travolta, Nicole Kidman, Tom Cruise,
RonArtistR, Helena Kobrin,
Coffee Grinders, L.Ron Hubbard, Eugene Ingram
and cute little poodles.
Each one is wrapped in foil. This is a new way of
selling Dianazene by appealing
to young children. These are laced with
If your child gets any of the above, do not handle them. These
to react quickly and some are laced with rice and beans.
Hallucinations, severe vomiting, uncontrolled laughter, mood
change in body temperature and an itchy, itchy rash.
Please feel free to
reproduce this article and distribute it within your
community and work
place. Get the word out about this danger to our
DORKANON Chemical Dependency Treatment Service,
where we really Sweat the
Please copy and post it at your work, give to friends, send a copy
local schools. This is very serious -- you have already been taken.
This is growing faster than we can warn parents and professionals.
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