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浜様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様 What you are about to read may seem like it's unbelievable or even false. Let me assure you, we've checked it out! 藩様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様 After hearing about the strange coincidences between President Lincoln and President Kennedy I just had to share my findings with you my Faithful Loyal RICH ALLEN B.B.S. MEMBERS! Look, and learn of these awesome, even bizarre strange histories of these men... 陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳 Lincoln was elected in 1860, Kennedy was elected in 1960! There are seven letters in each name. Both Presidents were slain on a Friday! Both were slain in the presence of their wives! Both were directly concerned with Civil Rights Both Presidents had legality of elections contested Kennedy's secretary Lincoln warned him not to go to Dallas! Lincolns secretary Kennedy warned him not to go to the theater! Both of there successors were named Johnson, Andrew Johnson, Lyndon Johnson Each of their names contains 13 letters! Both served in the U.S. Senate! Both were southern Democrats Lyndon Johnson born 1908-Andrew Johnson born 1808! Booth and Oswald were both southerners favoring unpopular ideas Oswald shot Kennedy from a warehouse and hid in a theater! Booth shot Lincoln and hid in a warehouse! Booth and Oswald were murdered before trial could be arranged! Lincoln and Kennedy were carried in death on the same Caisson! Booth and Oswald were born one hundred years apart! Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wilkes Booth - each name has 15 letters! We have done the research and have found these things to be true! However, we can find no way to explain these bizarre coincidences here at THE RICH ALLEN BBS! WE CHANGE LIVES IN MAGICAL WAYS!!!!!! 様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様様 WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ NOW ARE NEWSPAPER CLIPS THE GENIUS AND I HAVE KEPT TRACK OF OVER THE YEARS. WE HAVE COLLECTED THEM FROM NEWS STORIES, BOOKLETS, AND BOOKS. WE HAVE CHECKED EACH AND EVERY STORY AND HAVE FOUND NO DISCREPENCIES IN THESE...THEY ARE ALL TRUE! SEVEN YEAR OLD JASON RICHE drove himself to school in a 1980 Buick belonging to his mothers boyfriend after complaining that it was raining outside. Minutes after telling him to go back outside and wait for the bus, Jason's mother saw him driving away. Jason drove the five-kilometer distance to his Ontario school without incident. * DENISE WILLIAMS, TWENTY SEVEN Was thrown fifty feet from a car in which she was a passenger when it struck from behind by a car driven by her boyfriend. She crashed through the roof of Syble Cherry's house and landed feet first on the refrigerator. She got up and walked into my living room and lay down on my couch, said Cherry. I guess anything is possible. The car Williams was in was the second car to crash into Cherry's house in a year. The Los Angeles City Attorney accused Daniel Ramos, eighteen, of painting the word CHAKA on ten thousand sites in Southern California, from utility poles to buildings, walls, and traffic signs, causing an estimated $500,000 in damages. Francisco Marino a Mexican citizen who had been in the United States for six months working as a dishwasher, was hit by a New York City subway train and lost an arm when he fell drunk onto the tracks. He sued the Transit Authority, arguing he wouldn't have fallen on the track if transit officials had removed him from the platform after observing that he was intoxicated. After a jury awarded him $9.3 million, Marino exclaimed, ``GOD BLESS AMERICA''. A DALLAS COUPLE, CHARLIE AND SHARON REED, were happy enough when the police called to say their stolen car had been found. After they saw it, they were even happier. When it had been stolen three months earlier, the banana-yellow 1976 Volkswagen convertible had a cracked windshield and a smashed rear end. When the Reeds picked up the car, it had new bumpers, new fenders, a new paint job, and a new windshield. It even had a full tank of gas. ``I THINK THE THIEVES ALIGNED THE FRONT END TOO,''CHARLIE REED SAID! AFTER HAVING BEEN STRUCK BY A HIT AND RUN DRIVER AS HE WALKED ALONG INTERSTATE 5 NEAR SAN DIEGO, JUAN FRANCISCO CAMACHO spent four days on the highway median strip signaling for help as an estimated half a million cars passed him. During the next few days, Camacho, in great pain and often delirous, sat up and even managed to stand in full view of people at nearby businesses. To settle a lawsuit involving a man who died in a construction accident in Houston, his relatives agreed to forget their claim on $50,000 from one of the defendents, DERR CONSTRUCTION CO., if DERR'S lawyer (who was the lawyer most disliked by the relatives) would allow them each to punch him in the face. The PILGRIM NUCLEAR POWER PLANT in Massachusetts was shut down for five days during 1986 at the cost of $250,000, because of workers horseplay. Workers had rolled up a pair of gloves and taped them tightly to simulate a ball, which had been lost during a game because of an over throw into the back up safety tank. PRINCE GEORGE'S COUNTY, MARYLAND, Police conducted a strip search of L.A.'s Bowie, who claimed to be the father of two robbery and murdered suspects and was arrested in connection with their crimes, were unable to describe whether the bearded Bowie was a man or a woman. Doctors at the county Jail decided to house Bowie as a woman until police could determine whether Bowie is the boys biological father or their mother. At the trial as one of the sons, defense attorneys tried to show that his upbringing made him psychologically unstable. L.A.- formerly Linda Anne -Bowie was a key witness, testifying that his son used to call him ``MA,''but when he was about ten years old, started calling him ``PA.'' An Arkansas squirrel hunter waited a day to report finding a dead body in the woods because he thought that any investigation would spoil his plans for hunting the next morning. Compiled by Rich Allen. Source from court records, newspapers, etc... Two escaped convicts were arrested hours after their escape from England's Dartmoor Prison at a house less than a mile away. They had stopped for afternoon tea. FORTUNE reported that some employees of Merrill Lynch's New York office were so incensed at its poor mailroom service a few years ago that they sent interoffice mail via Federal Express. Wrote FORTUNE, Memos were whisked from floor to floor via Memphis. Eugene ``BUTCH'' Flenough, Jr., was arrested in Austin, Texas, for robbery of a pizza restaurant after employees identified him. To hide his face during the robbery, Flenough wore a motorcycle helmet (which had ``Butch''and Eugene Flenough, Jr. written on it). Charles W. Doak, owner of the Wilson Candy Company in Rocky Mount, North Carolina, was killed during a robbery after being hit on the head several times by a 9-pound 2 1/2 foot candy cane. The Virginia Supreme Court upheld a $150,000 jury verdict to Marth J. Love for back injuries she suffered when she fell of a loose toilet seat in a Richmond office building. A lower court judge had overruled the verdict, saying the woman was automatically at fault, but the high court said not necessarily, especially since the seat appeared to be positioned properly on the toilet (when she sat down). The Philippine Broadcasters Association fined station ABS-CBN $11,600 FOR A 1988 incident in which it sandwiched the 91 second long Mike Tyson-Michael Spinks boxing match with one hour of commercials. In India, Moloy Kundu, Thirty two, and his wife, Tapati, twenty-seven, reported that each had sold a kidney to enable them to purchase a desktop publishing machine so that they could resume issuing the weekly newspaper BELA, for which no other financing could be found. Illinois authorities charged William Grove, thirty-three, a business professor at Loras College in Dubugue, with having stolen shoes from students at universities in two states over a five-year period by snatching them in libraries when students left their tables for short, barefoot breaks. Grove told police he donated the shoes to the homeless, but police found eighty pairs in his apartment. At around the same time, a rash of shoe thefts (one shoe at a time) was plaguing the BOSTON PUBLIC LIBRARY. LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS, Police charged Michael Wyatt, twenty- nine, with assault after he pushed a woman to the ground, took off her shoes and socks, and began sucking her toes. Several other victims identified him as a ``podiatry'' student who had met them at a shoe store and, said a police detective later, ``Next thing you know, he'd have a toe in his mouth.'' Police suspected Wyatt right away because he had been arrested on similar charges several years ago but was released when he agreed to seek therapy. Thomas Lee Jones, Twenty-four (this one really gets me!) was arrested for robbing a Santa Barbara, California, restaurant with a note threatening ``to shot''employees. Police set up a roadblock asking people who fit Jones's description to spell ``shoot'' and soon aprehended Jones! Drug-possession defendant Christopher Plovie, on trial in 1990 in Pontiac, Michigan, claimed that he had been searched without a warrant. The prosecutor said the officer didn't need a warrant because a bulge in Plovie's jacket could have been a gun. Nonsense, said Plovie, who happened to be wearing the same jacket that day. He handed it over so the judge could see that its material did not make bulges. The judge discoverd a packet of cocaine in the pocket. Two men, aged sixteen and eighteen, after an attempted burglary in Larkspur, California, in 1989, scaled a chain- link fence outside town to evade police who were following them, only to discover later that the fence was the outer perimenter of San Quentin Prison, where guards there soon arrested them. Kevin L. Jones, twenty, was arrested in Richmond, Virginia, after walking into a police station to post bail for a friend. He and his girlfriend stared a little too long at the wanted poster featuring his name and photograph, drawing the attention of officers. Kathy Oliver, director of a Portland, Oregon, drug treatment program, commenting on the success of giving free, clean needles to intravenous (IV) drug users: ``It proves that IV drug users are...willing to go out of their way to protect their health. (hahahaha how stupid she is! ) A Seattle police officer said a sixty-eight-year-old woman arrested for shoplifting four packs of cigarettes blamed the episode on Judge Wapner of The Peoples Court. She said she was driven to experiment after hearing the judge tell talk- show host Pat Sajak that ``everybody steals, at least once in their life''. In an interview on ESPN in 1989, football star Eric Dickerson said he wasn't ready for marriage. ``I'm not the best- looking guy, and I don't want an ugly wife because we will have ugly kids, no doubt. My mother even said, ``Please don't have an ugly wife and make ugly babies.'' Silvia Matos left New York city without a trace shortly before officials cracked down on her for 2800 unpaid parking tickets (over a 38-month period, an average of 2.5 per day), totaling $171,000 in fines. She had registered her car at 19 addresses with 36 different license plates. Grocery store manager Abdullah Shaheen was arrested in Fort Lauderdale for pulling a loaded .357 Magnum on three young girls when they came up two cents short to pay for bubble gum. Margaret Weldon, Seventy-four and legally blind, scored a hole-in-one on the seventh hole at Amelia Island (Florida) Plantation's Long Point course in 1990. Then, the next day, she did it again. Jennifer Connor, eighteen, a New York woman with a high hairdo, was diagnosed in 1989 with hearing loss and a ``serious'' ear infection. Her physican said her ears were clogged with hair spray. Stanford University researchers ended a longstanding debate among owl specialists as to which sense owls rely on most to detect food at night. In a journal article, they concluded ``sight'' to be the most important after conducting an experiment in which owls were fitted with eyeglasses. University of Miami Microbiologist Patricia Mertz sought volunteers with smelly feet in 1989 so she could test her hypotheses that the odor was similar to that of limburger cheese. Her researchers sniffed lots of cheese to familiarize themselves with the scent, then studied five volunteers a day for forty-eight days, at a distance of two inches. David Lusco, forty-two was ordered to jail after his arrest for kidnapping near Moscow, Idaho. Allegedly, he had imprisoned his wife in their pickup truck, forced her to join him in disrobing, and driven off on a reckless rampage. When she escaped and donned a passerby's coat, he chased her while wearing only a hat. When a judge ordered him held for thirty days, he replied, ``I'm in jail for thirty days? If I ain't crazy, I will be.'' Randy Jeff Chapman, Thirty one, of Miami, Florida, spurned his older brother's request that he take a test to determine bone-marrow compatibility for a possible transplant, even though he had the best chance of saving the leukemia victim's life. Said the younger brother, ``If he dies, he dies.'' A note from Rich Allen..... If you have heard any funny, wierd stories let me know so I can post them here. They must be true!! All of these stories are true and I hope you got a good laugh like I did. I still die laughing everytime I read these. Hoped I put some magic in your life.. ahahahaha Rich Allen! RICH ALLEN BBS 818-965-7317 Bulletins updated: NONE Enter bulletin [1-999], [R]elist menu, [N]ew, [D]ownload, [Q]uit? [ ]19 陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳 Here are some quotes by RICH ALLEN bbs members and also other famous people! 陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳陳 "I just want to do Gods will and he has allowed me to go up to the mountain and I've looked over and I've seen the promised land." -Martin Luther King Jr. "When people are well informed they can be trusted with their own Government" -Thomas Jefferson "I hold it that a little rebellion now and then is a good thing and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical" -Thomas Jefferson "I die hard but I am not afraid to go" -George Washington "Liberalism is nothing but communism with a little perfume on it" -Rich Allen of THE RICH ALLEN BBS "America is the only country deliberately founded on a good idea" -John Gunther American Journalist "Yippies, Hippies, Yahoos, Black Panthers, lions and tigers alike, I'd swap the whole damn zoo for the kind of young Americans I saw in Vietnam." -Spiro Agnew "Government is like a baby alimentry canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other" -Ronald Reagan "God had a divine purpose in placing this land between two great oceans to be found by those who had a special love of freedom and courage" -Ronald Reagan "I've been told that since the beginning of civilization millions and millions of laws have not improved on the ten commandments one bit" -Ronald Reagan "We are not going to tolerate these attacks by outlaw states run by the strangest collection of misfits, looney tunes, and squalid criminals since the third reich." -Ronald Reagan "80% of pollution are caused by plants and trees" -Ronald Reagan "Taxes cause crime. When the tax rate reaches 25% there is an increase in lawlessness. America tax system is inspired by Karl Marx." -Ronald Reagan "Noone can kill Americans and brag about it..Noone!" -Ronald Reagan "Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong." -Ronald Reagan "Do not torment me I beg of you! Do not order us back to the abyss!" -Demons inside a man upon Jesus walking towards that man "I watched Satan fall from the sky like lightning" -Jesus Christ words to the people gathered around him "There will be signs in the sun, the moon, and the stars. On the earth nations will be in anguish, distraught at the roaring of the sea and the waves. Men will die in fright in anticipation of what is coming upon the earth." -Jesus Christ when warning and telling men of the times near to Jesus return "Play the prophet! Which one struck you?" -The Roman soldiers words they said to Jesus as they blind folded him and then punched him. "If you knew who it was that you were talking to you would ask him for the water that you will never thirst from. This water will spring up inside of you like a bubbling spring. The water is living water." -Jesus Christ, his words to the woman at the well drawing water "Roll back the stone! Did not I tell you that you will see the Glory of God?" -Jesus Christ when he told the people to roll back a stone which covered up the stench of the dead man Lazarus. When he told them to roll back the stone they told Jesus that the man is going to smell. Jesus then responded in this way. "We must stand up for truth, God, morality. If we are many, few or even alone" -Allen Keys Senator and former United Nations Representative "We will not remain a free people if we adopt the methods of those that say we can stand silent in the face of injustice" -Allen Keys (in his speech in saying abortion must be stopped) "You and I both know what the countries problem is if we were willing to look ourselves in the eye. We dont have money problems, we have moral problems! It is time for us to face that truth!" -Allen Keys (in his speech where he said Abortion needs to be stopped) "We will not be able to remain a free people if we adopt the pro-choice movement, the truly pro-abortion movement." -Allen Keys (in his speech that rocked the world) "Were going to have the get the courage one of these days to realize this country has moral problems. And I don't know how were going to get that courage if we allow our daughters to trample on the human rights of their unborn offspring." -Allen Keys (in his speech that rocked the world and made Rich Allen cheer!) "Abortion is wrong and nobody should have the right to do wrong." -Allen Keys (in his speech where he proved abortion is wrong, dead wrong) "I was tired and quite frankly angry that my brothers and sisters of America have been brainwashed! That is why I started a BBS." -RICH ALLEN (when asked why he started a BBS) "Everytime I logged on to a BBS it was always the same boring things. Door games, files and games." -RICH ALLEN (when asked why he started a BBS) "If we really call ourselves Americans, should we really simply SPEAK of justice and SPEAK of principal or are we going to stand up and fight for them!". -Rich Allen from THE RICH ALLEN BBS "I dont know how it is consistent with America and our United States Constitution? Where does it say we have the right to trample on the human rights of the unborn child? It is not a choice! I don't know how we can look our daughters in the eye and tell them it's consistent with God fearing people to have the right to trample on the human rights of the unborn child." -Rich Allen comments to RICH ALLEN MEMBERS ON ABORTION AND MURDER "Political leaders must take seriously the virulent anti-government sentiment spot-lighted by the Oklahoma City bombing, stressing that "genuine" fear of federal power cannot be dismissed as the ranting of a radical fringe." -House Speaker Newt Gingrich 1995 "There is in rural America...a genuine fear of the federal government and of Washington, D.C., as a place that doesn't understand their values. This is not an extremist position in much of the West." -House Speaker Newt Gingrich 1995 "One reason is logic. I whole heartedly believe in God for zillions of reasons but the most basic is, if you believe and there was no God, what is the difference? But if you don't believe, and there is a God your spending eternity in hell. Why wouldn't someone want to believe in God?" -Rich Allens response in conversation with a friend discussing God and why it makes logical sense to believe he exists "Well for one reason where is he buried? I'll tell you why nobody knows. Because you don't save an empty tomb. Jesus rose!" -Comment by Rich Allen when asked why he believes Jesus rose from the tomb "I will never believe it without probing the nailprints in his hands, without putting my finger in the nailmarks and my hand into his side." -Thomas said this, but a week later, the disciples were once more together. And this time Thomas was with them. Jesus came and stood before them. PEACE BE WITH YOU he said; then, to Thomas: PUT YOUR HAND INTO MY SIDE. DO NOT PERSIST IN YOUR UNBELIEF, BUT BELIEVE! Thomas said in response, "My Lord and My God!!! "Men of Galilee, why do you stand looking up into the sky? This same Jesus, who has been taken up from you into heaven, will come in just the same manner as you have watched him go into heaven." -Two beings believed to be angels that addressed the multitude witnessing Jesus ascension into heaven. "One man betrayed, with a kiss." -Quote from U2 album their song In the name of love, this song talks of the betrayal of Jesus by Judas when Judas kissed him right before the betrayal. Jesus asked Judas, Judas do you betray the Son of Man with a kiss? "Don't touch me, for I haven't yet ascended to my Father! Go to my brethren and say to them, I ascend to my Father and your Father, and my God and your God." -Jesus Christ after he rose upon Mary Magdalene meeting him with Joy "Woman, why are you weeping?" -The angel at the Jesus Christs tomb upon seeing Mary Magdalene weeping there "You say correctly that I am a king. For this I have been born, and for this I have come into the world, to bear witness to the truth. Everyone who is of the truth hears my voice." -Jesus Christ response to the governor of that time Pilate when Pilate asked Jesus point blank, are you the king of the Jews? "You have said it yourself; nevertheless I tell you, hereafter you shall see the Son of Man sitting at the right hand of Power, and coming on the clouds of heaven." -Jesus Christ response to the High priest when he asked Jesus tell us whether you are the Christ? "All authority has been given to me in heaven and on earth. Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit, teaching them to observe all that I commanded you; and lo, I am with you always, even to the end of the age." -Jesus Christs final command upon rising from the tomb "The story of Jesus is so awesome that, if it wasn't true I would worship the ones who designed his philosiphy!" - Rich Allen on the validity of the Bible "The reports of our demise are premature." - Bill Clinton, at the Democratic partyls Winter meeting on C-SPAN "We're not selling! I wasn't a salesperson! You didn't hear either of us saying, "Eat Doritos chips!" - Mario Cuomo, on his co-starring role with former Texas Governor Ann Richards in Doritos ads during THE SUPER BOWL, QUOTED IN NEW YORK NEWSDAY "The President is against simply balancing the budget...The goal of a balanced budget is not my goal." - Robert Reich, Labor Secretary on NBC'S "MEET THE PRESS" "When your skating on thin ice, your safety is in your speed." - Mark Twain "You have a bigger impact than I think even you know." - Phil Gramm comments about Rush Limbaugh "Clinton's health care bill is deader than Elvis. And unlike Elvis, it won't ever be back." - Phil Graham "A balanced budget ammendment would fundamentally change American Government. It would force members of Congress to say "NO" - something many have not done in 40 years. The Democrats are horrified by the prospects of having to live on a balanced budget." - Phil Graham "In fact, during the past three years, as the number of handguns increased, crime rates in Los Angeles fell in nearly every category: homicide, rape, robbery, burglary and aggravated assault." - Quoted in Los Angeles Magazine "After the earthquake, there was looting going on in this area. You've never seen a more scared group of people than my neighbors. They all came over here because they knew I had weapons and that I could use them properly. They knew they would be safe." -Marshall Teague Actor age 41 Gun Rights Advocate "If I were threatened, I'd shoot as fast and accurately as I could. I just refuse to be killed without a fight." -Lillian Finan Retired attorney age 73 and Gun Advocate "It's good to be prepared for whatever happens. A friend was mugged at Franklin and Bronson in the early evening. That's why permits for concealed weapons would be good. The criminals wouldn't take so many chances." -Robert Neilson Gun Advocate Owner of a tutoring business age 54 "My motive is not to hurt the other person - it's to keep them from hurting me. A woman has a better chance with a gun. -June Fujisaki Graphics coordinator age 55 Gun rights advocate "It is better to be divided by truth, than to be united by a lie." -The Rich Allen BBS On-line Genius "Certainly Congress could do for baseball what it has done for delivering the mail - I mean, you'd have a slow pitch environment of very few home runs." -House speaker Newt Gingrich 1995 His comments on Congress getting involved in solving the baseball strike. "Being cheerful keeps you healthy." -King Solomon "No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of it to anyone else." -Charles Dickens "What happens to a man is less significant than what happens within him" -Louis L. Mann "Whatever happens, do not lose hold of the two main ropes of life - hope and faith." -Rich Allen "Don't be afraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against - not with - the wind..." -Hamilton Mabie "Be not deceived, evil companions corrupt good morals." -1 Corinthians 15:33 "You must begin to think of yourself as becoming the person you want to be." -David Viscott "When you're looking at the sun, you see no shadows." -Hellen Keller "What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." -Ralph Waldo Emerson "There is a loftier ambition than merely to stand high in the world. It is to stoop down and lift mankind a little higher." -Henry Van Dyke "Be more concerned with your character than your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are. -John Wooden "People don't care how much you know until they know how much you care." -One of Rich Allen's favorite quotes! "Recipe for having friends: be one." -Elbert Hubbard "The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excell are the things that endure. -Vince Lombardi" "If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours." -Henry David Thoreau "Never trust a political leader that wears a military uniform all the time.." -The Genius (Comment from our ASK THE GENIUS CONFERENCE) "Accept the challenges, so that you may feel the exhilaration of victory." -General George S. Patton "Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!" -Horace 65-8 B.C.(Carpe Diem Quam minumum credula postero) "To conquer without risk is to triumph without glory." -Pierre Corneille "You cannot climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets" -Zig Ziglar "There is only one thing worse than making fun of a homosexual and thats being a homosexual...." -The Genius comments on a callers question to him about homosexuality "Friendship is like a bank account. You can't continue to draw on it without any deposits." -Rich Allen January 1995 "The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it." -Theodore Roosevelt "You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you you don't try." -Beverly Sills "Why does a small tax increase cost us thousands and a large tax decrease save us hundreds?" -Rich Allen "Sometimes I read about myself and I say, "OOo, I don't like her at all." -Hillary Clinton, quoted in THE WASHINGTON TIMES "The Democrats aren't getting it done, so we didn't elect them. We want change and we expect more from our rulers. It's like a Nike commercial. Just do it; do it now; do it quickly." -Stan Greenberg, Clinton Pollster, on his view of "THE MESSAGE MIDTERM" ELECTIONS, "QUOTED IN THE NEW YORK TIMES" "I say we beat the little butterball to a pulp." -Robert Wright in THE NEW REPUBLIC his opinions on Newt Gingrich "All of us-black, white, Jewish, Christian, whatever-have a common enemy. That enemy is called average. We have to desire to be above average. We have to pay the price to be the very best we can be. And thats where it starts-in my living room, at my kitchen table, making sure that I'm being the very best example, as my dad and mom were for me." -Burgess Owens Football great that played for University of Miami New york jets, and the Oakland Raiders "THE PRICE OF LIBERTY. Alexander Hamilton proposes that the Federal Government fund a "national debt" and, some say, thus "bind the government to men of wealth and property." -January 14, 1791 "HARDLY A MAN IS NOW ALIVE." A brand of some 60 riflemen gathered on Lexington Common. Captain John Parker advised them: "If they mean to have war, let it begin here." The British did, and it - The American Revolution - began" -April 19, 1775 "PUT THE HORSES OUT TO PASTURE! Henry Ford's Model A was unveiled in New York City, and viewed by over one million people. The price? Fully equipped" -$385 December2, 1927 "Now is the time to make real the promises of Democracy. Now is the time to rise out of the darkened valley of segration to the sunny path of freedom." -Martin Luther King from his Free at last speech at the Lincoln Memorial "Now is the time to make justice a reality to all of Gods children." -Martin Luther King from his Free at last speech at the Lincoln Memorial "May you end up in heaven 5 minutes before the devil even knows you have died!" -Irish Toast "An easterner who walked into a western saloon was amazed to see a dog sitting at a table playing poker with the three men. "Can that dog really read cards?" he asked. "Yeah, but he ain't much of a player," said one of the men. "Whenever he gets a good hand he wags his tail." "You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try." -Beverly Sills "Never lie. That way you dont have to remember!" -Rich Allen's Mother "The trouble with self-made men is that they worship their creator" "Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it." -Henry Ford An executive who passed a mental hospital on his way to work used to stop every once in a while to watch one of the inmates going through the motions of winding up and pitching an imaginary ball. A friend asked the executive what he found so interesting about the man's performance? "Well," said the executive, "if things keep on going the way they are, I'll be there some day catching for that guy, and I want to get on to his curves." "Well, I would like to be remembered as the President that gave the government back to the people" -Ronald Reagan when asked "How he would like to be remembered in history"? "If you really want democracy Mr. Gorbachev, if you really want freedom, come!" Break down this wall!" -Ronald Reagan his speech at the wall that was torn down. Political experts believe this to be the turning point in the downfall of the Soviet Union "I did not come to bring peace but I came to bring a sword." -Jesus Christ "Truly I say to you, today you will be with me in paradise..." -Jesus answer to the man dying on the cross next to him when the man asked him to remember him when he leaves and goes into his kingdom "Desire is the key to motivation, but it's the determination and commitment to an unrelenting pursuit of your goal-a commitment to excellence-that will enable you to attain the success you seek." -Mario Andretti Race Car Driver " Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I really enjoy your board very much and what it stands for. It is based on intelligent ideas rather than mindless chit-chat like most of the bulletin board services. Keep up the good work! Thanks!" -Actual comment by RICH ALLEN BBS MEMBER Michael Chais "I am pleased to be able to find a BBS that has the opinons that this one does! I stand behind and agree with most of the things in the welcoming screen. Great to be on!" -Actual comment by RICH ALLEN BBS MEMBER Nick Haman "We show that gun owners are everywhere. They're literate, intelligent and know that the right to self-defense is an essential right, especially here in Los Angeles." -Art Eisenson Screenwriter, age 51 Gun rights Advocate "When I married, I told my husband if he ever brought his gun into our house, I'd divorce him. Now I keep my own gun hidden near the front door in case If I think someone's in the house. I can grab it and do a sweep of the rooms. The riots changed my mind. I saw that having a gun would be the only way to protect ourselves. I might have to take another persons life. But it's their life or mine." -Esther Aguilar Court reporting student age 35 Gun rights Advocate "If you have a cloak go sell it and buy a sword" -Jesus Christ (See! He wants us to protect ourselves, Jesus would be a gun rights advocate!) "It is crucial for there to be a way for Christians out here to take action by getting informed, and this is getting to be the easiest way, so I applaud you for your efforts." -Radio station KKLA 99.5 fm mon-fri. Their comments on THE RICH ALLEN BBS! "This BBS is a very cool, awesome, and great BBS! I can't ever find a BBS as well as this one. Everyone even BO knows that this is the BADDEST BBS in town!!" -David Wong actual Rich Allen BBS member "I just want to say something about the RICH ALLEN BBS! I think it's AWESOME!!!!!!!!" -Tim Downs ACTUAL RICH ALLEN BBS MEMBER "The RICH ALLEN BBS kicks ass!! AND THE BEST THING-THE SYSOP IS THE NICEST SYSOP THESE DAYS!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GIVE A HAND FOR MISTER RICH ALLEN!!" -Jack Ngo ACTUAL RICH ALLEN BBS MEMBER "Hi! I just wanted to let you know that I really enjoy your board very much and what it stands for. It is based on intelligent ideas rather than mindless chit-chat like most of the bulletin board services. Keep up the good work." -Michael Chais ACTUAL RICH ALLEN BBS MEMBER "This is a really cool BBS!!!!! Thank you for all your help!" -Nelson Chu ACTUAL RICH ALLEN BBS MEMBER "I am pleased to be able to find a BBS that has the opinions that this one does! I stand behind and agree with most of the things in the Welcoming screen. Great to be on!" -Nick Haman ACTUAL RICH ALLEN BBS MEMBER "I just finished reading AMERICA.ZIP and was impressed with what you have to say. You're right. We need to make the needed changes and get God back into our life and our Government." -Doug Padgett (We just love Gutsy members like this one!) "Well, I don't care what they all say I think you're doing a good Job. At least you care..." -Ray Rios (You tell em Ray!) ACTUAL RICH ALLEN BBS MEMBER "Hi, I just wanted you to know that I like your BBS. You have a lot of great files on it!" -Tony Coe ACTUAL RICH ALLEN BBS MEMBER "You have a great BBS here!" -Chuck Russom ACTUAL RICH ALLEN BBS MEMBER "I just got finished reading America.zip straight through. I couldn't put it down! This book should be required reading in every school, college and University. In a word...AWESOME! Love your BBS Rich!" -Jacky Aranyosi (Now thats what I love to hear!) ACTUAL MEMBER TOO!! "How wonderful to find a BBS board sysop who truly understands what Jesus and God are all about! You indeed are blessed Rich to have this knowledge and we are all blessed to have this opportunity to read about the one who makes this all possible. God bless you my friend!" -Suzi Procter (AMERICA.ZIP IS CHANGING LIVES IN MAGICAL WAYS! "When I first met Rich Allen he was voicing his opinion on something and I just listened to him and thought what a jerk this guy is! But when I got to know him personally I realized how right he was. Now, we are the best of friends. Rich is the type of friend that people dont invite to their drug parties but if your toilet ever backs up, hes the only one you could count on to help, and he'd be there." -RICK ACEVES FRIEND AND CO-SYSOP OF THE RICH ALLEN BBS "I am glad that this is a christian BBS. I had no idea when I called." -DAVID YANG ACTUAL RICH ALLEN BBS MEMBER "This is truly a great BBS." -IAN AQUINO ACTUAL RICH ALLEN BBS MEMBER "Keep after political villians. Thanks for the good BBS!" -MARK DESSAULES ACTUAL RICH ALLEN BBS MEMBER

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