# (194) Thu 8 Sep 94 11:09 By: Martin Goldberg To: ALL Re: old tyme religion St: @EID:6b8d

(194) Thu 8 Sep 94 11:09 By: Martin Goldberg To: ALL Re: old tyme religion St: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ @EID:6b8d 1d285920 @SPLIT: 9 Sep 94 01:45:36 @124/4115 55 01/02 +++++++++++ @MSGID: 1:124/4115.221 46add9f9 David Worrell is still with us through the internet. I get notes from him on occasion on other fundy bashing echoes in other nets. By logical decuction, they're all the same. Anywya, he has this to offer From:IN%"LIBRARY%EMU@utkvx.utk.edu" To:IN%"goldbe02@UTSW.SWMED.EDU" 1) 1) Let us worship Aphrodite, 1) Though we hear she's rather flighty 1) Still she looks great in a nightie 1) And that's good enough for me. 2) 2) We will pray to Father Zeus 2) In his temple we'll hang loose 2) Eating roast beef au jus, 2) And that's good enough for me. 3) 3) Let us worship like the Druids 3) Drinking strange fermented fluids 3) Running naked through the wo-ods, 3) And that's good enough for me. 4) 4) My roommate worships Buddha. 4) There is no idol cuter. 4) Comes in copper, bronze, and pewter, 4) And that's good enough for me. 5) 5) We will worship Sun Myung Moon 5) Though we know he is a goon. 5) All our money he'll have soon. 5) And that's good enough for me. 6) 6) We will go down to the temple, 6) Sit on mats woven of hemp(le), 6) Try to set a good exemple {\Fit0 [sic]}, 6) And that's good enough for me. 7) 7) We will finally pray to Jesus, 7) From our sins we hope he frees us, 7) Eternal life he guarantees us, 7) And that's good enough for me. 8) 8) Let us pray to Zarathustra 8) Let us pray just like we useta 8) I'm a Zarathustra boosta 8) It's good enough for me. 9) 9) Let us pray like the Egyptians 9) Build pyramids to put our crypts in 9) Fill our subways with inscriptions 9) It's good enough for me. 10) 10) If it's good enough for Dagon 10) That conservative old pagan 10) Who still votes for Ronald Reagan 10) It's good enough for me 11) 11) We will have a mighty orgy, 11) In the honor of Astarte 11) It will be one helluva party 11) And it's good enough for me. 12) 12) We will sacrifice to Yuggoth 12) Carve the signs of Azathoth 12) Burn a candle for Yog-Sothoth 12) And the Goat with a thousand young. 13) 13) We will all be saved by Mithras 13) We will all be saved by Mithras 13) Slay the bull and play the zithras 13) On that resurrection day. 14) 14) We will all bow down to Enlil 14) We will all bow down to Enlil 14) Pass your cup and get a refill 14) With bold Gilgamesh the brave. 15) 15) It was good enough for Loki 15) It was good enough for Loki 15) He thinks Thor's a little hokey 15) And he's good enough for me. 16) 16) We will all go to Nirvana 16) So be sure to mind your manners 16) Make a left turn at Savannah 16) And we'll see the Promised Land. 17) 17) It was good for old Jehovah 17) He had a son who was a nova 17) Hey there, Mithras move on ova' 17) A new resurrection day. 18) 18) Where's the gong gang? I can't find it 18) I think Northwoods is behind it 18) For they've always been cymbal minded 18) Yet they're good enough for me. 19) 19) I hear Valkyries a-comin 19) In the air their song is coming 19) They forgot the words they're humming 19) Yet they're good enough for me. 20) 20) There are people into voodoo 20) Africa has raised a whoodo 20) Just one little doll will do you 20) And it's good enough for me. 21) 21) It was good for Thor and Odin 21) Grab an axe and get your woad on 21) 'Til the Giants went and rode in 21) And it's good enough for me. 22) 22) If your rising sign is Aries 22) You'll be taken by the faeries 22) Meet the Buddha in Benares 22) Where he'll hit you with a pie. 23) 23) There will be a lot of lovin' 23) When we're gathered in our coven. 23) Quit your pushin' and your shovin' 23) So there'll be room enough for me. 24) 24) There are followers of Conan. 24) And you'll never hear 'em groaning 24) Followed Crom up to his throne(in) 24) And it's good enough for me 25) 25) It could be that you're a Parsi. 25) It could be that you're a Parsi. 25) Walk on by her; you'll get in free 25) And you're good enough for me. 26) 26) Azathoth is in his Chaos. 26) Azathoth is in his Chaos. 26) Now if only he don't sway us, 26) Then that's good enough for me. 27) 27) Just like Carlos Casteneda, 27) Just like Carlos Casteneda, 27) It'll get you sooner or later 27) And it's good enough for me. 28) 28) We will venerate Bubastes. 28) We will venerate Bubastes. 28) If you like us then just ask us, 28) And that's good enough for me. 29) 29) We will all sing Hari Krishna. 29) We will all sing Hari Krishna. 29) It's not mentioned in the mishna 29) But that's good enough for me. 30) 30) We will read from the Cabala. 30) Quote the Tree of Life mandala 30) It won't get you in Valhalla, 30) Yet it's good enough for me. 31) 31) If you think that you'll be sa-ved, 31) If you think that you'll be sa-ved, 31) If you follow Mogan David, 31) You're not good enough for me. 32) 32) It's the opera written for us. 32) We will all join in the chorus. 32) It's the opera about Boris 32) Which is Godunov for me. 33) 33) There is room enough in Hades 33) For lots of criminals and shadies 33) And disreputable ladies, 33) And they're good enough for me. 34) 34) To the tune of Handel's Largo'' 34) We will hymn the gods of cargo 34) 'Til they slap on an embargo 34) And that's good enough for me. 35) 35) Praise to Popacatapetl 35) Just a tiny cigarette'll 35) Put him in terrific fettle 35) So he's good enough for me. 36) 36) We will drive up to Valhalla 36) riding Beetles, not Impalas 36) Singing Deutschland Uber Alles'' 36) And that's good enough for me. 37) 37) We will all bow to Hephaestus 37) As a blacksmith he will test us 37) 'Cause his balls are pure asbestos 37) So he's good enough for me. 38) 38) We will sing of Iluvatur, 38) Who sent the Valar 'cross the water 38) To lead Morgoth to the slaughter 38) And that's just fine with me. 39) 39) We will sing of Foul the Render, 39) Who's got Drool Rockworm on a bender 39) In his cave in Kiril Threndor 39) They're both too much for me. 40) 40) We will sing the Jug of Issek, 40) And of Fafhrd his chief mystic, 40) Though to thieving Mouser will stick, 40) That's still good enough for me. 41) 41) Of Lord Shardik you must beware; 41) To please him you must swear; 41) 'Cause enraged he's a real Bear, 41) And that's good enough for me. 42) 42) You can dance and wave the thyrsos 42) And sing lots of rowdy verses 42) 'Til the neighbors holler curses, 42) And that's good enough for me. 43) 43) Let us celebrate Jehovah 43) Who created us $\backslash$ab/ $\backslash$ova/ 43) He'll be on tonight on Nova 43) 'Cause he's good enough for me. 44) 44) Montezuma used to start out 44) He would rip a certain part out 44) You would really eat your heart out 44) And he's good enough for me. 45) 45) We will go to worship Zeus 45) Though his morals are quite loose 45) He gave Leda quite a goose 45) And he's good enough for me. 46) 46) It was good enough for Loki 46) For he is the god of Chaos 46) And this verse doesn't even rhyme, or scan. 46) Fuck you! It's good enough for me. 47) 47) Let us sing to old Discordia 47) 'Cause it's sure she's never bored ya 47) And if she's good enough for ya 47) Then she's good enough for me. 48) 48) We will go to worship Venus 48) Though we hear she's kind of mean(us) 48) She might bite you on the --- elbow 48) But she's good enough for me. 49) 49) Well, we went to worship Venus 49) And, by god, you should have seen us 49) 'Cause the clinic had to screen us 49) But she's good enough for me. 50) 50) We will go and worship Isis 50) She will help us in a crisis 50) And she'll never raise her prices 50) So she's good enough for me. 51) 51) We will sing a song of Mithras 51) Let us sing a song of Mithras 51) But there is no rhyme for Mithras! 51) Still he's good enough for me. 52) 52) We will go to worship Kali 52) Hugging her is quite a folly 52) She'd be quite an armful, golly! 52) And she's good enough for me. 53) 53) We will all bow down to Allah, 53) For he gave his loyal follow- 53) Ers the mighy petro-dollah, 53) And that's good enough for me. 54) 54) Let us sing to Lord Cthuhlu 54) Don't let Lovecraft try to fool you 54) Or the Elder Gods WILL rule you 54) And that's good enough for me. 55) 55) Let us watch Ka.ka.pa.ull 55) Frolic in her swimming pool 55) Subjecting chaos to her rule 55) And that's all right with me 56) 56) Let's all listen up to Jesus 56) He says rich folks like old Cr\oe sus 56) Will be damned until Hell freezes 56) And that don't sound good to me. 57) 57) Let us do our thing for Eris 57) Goddess of the discord there is 57) Apple's golden, it's not ferrous 57) And that's good enough for me 58) 58) Of the Old Ones, none is vaster 58) Even Cthulhu's not his master 58) I refer to the unspeakable \underbar{\hbox to .5truein{\ \hfil}}${}^*$ 58) and that's good enough for me 58) {\Fit0 (${}^*$ Well, do YOU want to say it?)} 59) 59) Let us worship old Jehovah 59) All you other gods move ovah 59) Cause the one God's takin' over 59) And it's good enough for me 60) 60) Let us sing for Brooharia 60) Though the blood's a lot less cleaner 60) It's not Christian Santaria 60) So it's good enough for me 61) 61) Timmy Leary we will sing to 61) And the things that he was into 61) (Well, at least it wasn't Shinto) 61) And that's good enough for me. 62) 62) Let us sing a praise to Loki 62) The Norse God of Fire and Chaos 62) Which is why this verse doesn't rhyme or scan 62) But it's good enough for me 63) 63) It was good for the object 63) Of the Manhatten Project 63) It was good for Enrico 63) So it's good enough Fermi 64) 64) Father Odin we will follow 64) And in fighting we will wallow 64) 'Til we end up in Valhalla 64) And that's good enough for me. 65) 65) Hari Krishna he would laugh on 65) To see me dressed in saffron 65) With my hair that's only a half-on 65) And that's good enough for me. 66) 66) I will rise at early morning 66) When my Lord gives me the warning 66) That the Solar Age is dawning 66) And that's good enough for me. 67) 67) When old Quetzalcoatl 67) Found a virgin he could throttle 67) He put her heart in a bottle 67) And that's good enough for me. 68) 68) Azathoth is in his chaos 68) We know he's a really big boss 68) Now if only he don't slay us 68) Then that's good enough for me. 69) 69) Hari Krishna he must laugh on 69) To see me dressed in saffron 69) With my hair that's only half on 69) And that's good enough for me 70) 70) If you're really into dancing 70) And want to try some trancing 70) Then the voodoo gods are prancing 70) And that's good enough for me 71) 71) We will sacrifice to Yuggoth 71) Light a candle for Yog-Sothoth 71) If we're good we'll send a Shoggoth 71) And that's good enough for me. 72) 72) It was good enough for Loki 72) Where he goes, it sure get's smokey 72) He thinks Thor's a little hokey 72) And he's good enough for me 73) 73) Don't neglect that shrine of Zeus's 73) Though he's lost his vital juices 73) Still the old boy has his uses 73) And he's good enough for me. 74) 74) There's one thing I do know 74) Zeus's favorite is Juno 74) She's the best at, well, you know 74) And she's good enough for me. 75) 75) When we worship Bacchus 75) The ethanol will sock us 75) We'll all get good and raucous 75) And that's good enough for me. 76) 76) We will venerate old Bacchus 76) Drinking Beer and eating Tacos 76) 'Til you've tried it please don't knock us 76) 'Cause it's good enough for me. 77) 77) Let's all drink to Dionysus 77) His wine and women beyond prices 77) He made a Maenad out of my Sis 77) And that's good enough for me 78) 78) Let us dance with Dionysus 78) And get drunk on wine and spices 78) The Christains call them vices 78) But they're good enough for me 79) 79) It was good enough for Cupid 79) And the tricks to which he sto-oped 79) 'Thou his wings are kinda stupid 79) But he's good enough for me 80) 80) No one wrote a verse for Buddha 80) Though I think they really could'a 80) And I really think they should'a 80) 'Cause he's good enough for me 81) 81) There are some who practice Shinto 81) There's no telling what they're into 81) Though I guess we could begin to 81) But that's good enough for me 82) 82) Warriors for Allah 82) Are sure to have a gala 82) Time in old Valhalla 82) And that's good enough for me 83) 83) Any time that I start hearin' 83) Jesus loves you'' I start leerin' 83) May-be so, but not like Brian 83) And he's good enough for me 84) 84) And though J.C.'s into fish too 84) He's an avatar of Vishu 84) So he's welcome here to 84) And that's good enough for me 85) 85) And for those who follow Cthulhu 85) We've really got a lulu 85) Drop a bomb on Honolulu 85) 'Cause that's good enough for you 86) 86) We know it's good enough for Hastur 86) He's a mighty kinky master 86) When you pray he goes much faster --- msgedsq 2.1 * Origin: Meatloaf in Hell (1:124/4115.221) SEEN-BY: 102/2 138 752 835 850 851 890 943 1302 112/1 147/7 170/400 206/1701 SEEN-BY: 206/2708 209/209 720 770 270/101 280/1 10 25 35 41 53 74 108 115 SEEN-BY: 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