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IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE CONSPIRACY, YOU SHOULD NOT BE READING THIS!
The heathen blasphemy is endless; those nail-pounder's attacks are
oh so very hateful! Them and their smug, superior grins and knowing
smiles. And now they're actively ORGANIZING coordinated attacks
against GOD'S OWN CHILDREN!
Well, kinda. Actually, the elite few in IRC #holysmokers have decided
to pick on our own beloved "Promise Keeper" Jim Staal this time around
the conspiracy table with particular focus upon the many names and
questionable personalities the poor bigot of a lad exhibits. Yeah,
we've got one going already but let's just see if the thin line of
sanity holding Jim from snapping and running amuck can't be broken --
or at LEAST measured.
Why? BECAUSE WE'RE HEATHENS! WE'RE HATEFUL! WE'RE EMPTY!
Why really? Let's find out what someone who believe there are "dark
forces fighting against me!" says and does when actually faced with
an OBVIOUS conspiracy against him. Hell, let's see if the fuck even
NOTICES something strange.
Put on your lab smocks, sharpen your pencils, get your log files
logging, and observe classic lab-rat behavior as the test subject is
prodded with unexpected, unaccountable stimulas and gauge whether the
rat responded as predicted.
To be part of the conspiracy against Jim Staal, what you need do is
examine the following schedule very carefully -- hell, post it on the
wall before your monitor if you have one:
Brother Jimmy 29 Jan
Jim Staal 1 Feb
Laats Kram 4 Feb
Lon S. Mabon 7 Feb
Lump 10 Feb
Mark Staal 13 Feb
Starting on the day indicated, all messages entered by any of Jim
Staal's names -- which include his "brother's" names and any he later
comes up with for the duration of the conspiracy -- are replied to by
EVERYBODY in the conspiracy, only the DESTINATION NAME is changed to
the name to the left of the date.
That will generate a lot of messages, obviously, yet the amount of
work is less if you just reply to the first sentence in the topic
being argued. (The national FidoNet Echo Mail stats might reflect an
unusual peak in the HolySmoke forum, of course. That should be
interesting to see.) From January 29'th to the end of January, all
message's destination names are changed to "Brother Jimmy" reguardless
of the original name he used. Then all messages replied to from
January 1'st to January 3'rd have the destination name changed to "Jim
Staal." We do this until the test is complete.
The subject line can also be modified as part of the conspiracy. Some
'Smokers will do that while others will not. It's up to you.
Every message should be prefaced with a, "Which one of you have I
contacted this time?" type of question.
From Staal's perspective, he'll see a glut of personal mail come to
him like he's never seen before, offering, hopefully, a sense of
accomplishment of sorts. What he'll also see is that all messages are
having the destination name changed which, as you probably know,
irritates the shit outa him. This will work best if you send your
outbound mail on the day before the next name change comes along.
It's a good thing that Moderator is on the Central Committee! But then
he's also controlling the *censor* and *censor* *censor***s up in
Oregon as well and the good works here in HolySmoke are just a small
piece of the plot of eventual world domination and the subversion of
our youth. (Well, maybe not. I mean, who knows for sure? It's a
hidden plot, after all. I just hope the Committee doesn't censor
It shall be interesting to determine what he makes of the amount of
interest he's drawing all of a sudden. Will he think he's "finally
reaching" us? Or will he be suspicious? (I vote for suspicious.)
It should be entertaining seeing the responses to the question about
which one we've "contacted." Will he blow? Experience Fundy
Meltdown? Or will he just start saying, "fuck off and die, scum!"
and leave it at that? LET'S FIND OUT!
A weak conspiracy? Yeah, but then you're not a part of the REAL
conspiracy otherwise you would have recieved an entirely different
notice instead of this one. It's more elaborate than C2's
"Corn Flakes!" but not as elaborate and as intellectual as C4 is
going to be. (If you want to help plan C4, let me know.)