THE WELL-BAKED MAN The Magician had made the world but felt that something was missing. +q

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THE WELL-BAKED MAN ------------------ The Magician had made the world but felt that something was missing. "What could it be?" he thought. "What could be missing?" Then it came to him that what he wanted on this Earth was some beings like himnself, but not just animals. "How will I make them?" he thought. First he built himself a horno, an oven. Then he took some clay and formed it into a shape like himself. Now Coyote was hanging around the way he usually does, and when Magician, who was Man Maker, was off gathering firewood, Coyote quickly changed the shape of that clay image. Man Maker built a fire inside the Horno, then put the image in without looking at it closely. After a while th Magician said : "He must be ready now." He took the image and breathed on it, whereupon it came to life. "Why don't you stand up?" said Man Maker. "Whats wrong with you?" The creature barked and wagged its tail. "Ah, oh my, Coyote has tricked me," he said. "Coyote changed my being into an animal like himself." Coyote said,"Well, whats wrong with it? Why can't I have a pretty creature that pleases me?" "Oh my, well, all right, but don't interfere again," And thats why we have the dog; it was Coyote's doing. So Man Maker tried again. "They should be companions to each other," he thought. "I shouldn't make just one." He shaped some humans who were rather like himself and identical to each other in every part." "Whats wrong here?" Man Maker was thinking. Then he saw. "Oh my, that won't do. How can they increase? So he pulled, and poked and added some pleasant feelings into them. "Ah, now its good. Now they will be able to do all the necessary things to make more." He put them in the Horno to bake. "They're done now," Coyote told him. SO Man Maker took them out and made them come to life. "Oh my, whats wrong?" he said. "They're underdone, they're not brown enough. They don't belong here - they belong across the water someplace." He scowled at Coyote. "Why did you tell me they were done? I can't use them here." So the Magician tried again, making a pair like the last and placing them in the oven. After a while he said: "I think they're ready now." "No, they aren't done yet," said Coyote. "You don't want them to comne out too light again; leave them in a little longer." "Well, all right," replied Man Maker. They waited, and then he took them out. "Oh my. Whats wrong? They are overdone. They're all burned too dark." He put them aside. "Maybe I can use them some other place across the water. They don't belong here." For the fourth time Man Maker placed his images inside the oven. "Now, don't interfere," he said to Coyote," you give me bad advice. Leave me alone." This time the Magician did not listen to Coyote but took them out when he himself thought they were done. He made them come to life, and the two beings walked around, talked, laughed and behaved in a seemly fashion. They were neither underdone nor overdone. "THese are exactly right," said Man Maker. "These really belong here; these I will use. They are beautiful." SO that's why we have the Pueblo Indians. *******


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