THAT (REAL) OLD TYME RELIGION A few of us started collecting verses of this silly pagan ve

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THAT (REAL) OLD TYME RELIGION A few of us started collecting verses of this silly pagan version of Old Time Religion a couple years back. In those days, things were simpler, I think the first collection had maybe 7 verses in it. Things have changed and the march of progress, aided by the vast powers of home computors, has resulted in this current collection of one hundred and twenty five verses. It certainly is some kind of achievement! Just imagine singing all 125 on the way to your next camping trip! You'll probably get invited to go on a long hike! By yourself! --r. roy 900717 [CHORUS] GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 001 WE WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO ALLAH, submitted by Erich Rickheit KSC FOR HE GAVE HIS LOYAL FOLLOW- ERS THE MIGHY PETRO-DOLLAH, AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 002 ANATHOTH IS IN HIS CHAOS submitted by Judith Schrier ANATHOTH IS IN HIS CHAOS taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. NOW IF ONLY HE DON'T SLAY US THEN THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 003 WE WILL WORSHIP APHRODITE, -from Dan Ruvin 'THOUGH SHE'S KIND OF WILD AND FLIGHTY WE WILL SEE HER IN HER NIGHTY AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 004 WE'LL SING PRAISES TO APOLLO From: the Bard WHERE THE SUN-GOD LEADS, I'LL FOLLO FROM IONIA TO GAUL-O AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 005 WE'LL SING PRAISES TO APOLLO; WHERE THE SUN GOD LEADS WE'LL FOLLOW (THOUGH HIS HEAD'S A LITTLE HOLLOW) HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 006 IF YOU'RE RISING SIGN IS ARIES - AL FRANK YOU'LL BE STOLEN BY THE FAIRIES MEET THE BUDDHA IN BENARES WHERE HE'LL HIT YOU WITH A POLE! 007 WE WILL HAVE A MIGHTY ORGY submitted by Judith Schrier IN THE NAME OF ASTARTE taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. IT'LL BE ONE HELL OF A PARTY AND IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 008 WE WILL HAVE A MIGHTY PARTY From: the Bard IN THE HONOR OF ASTARTE GARB YOUR CHITON - DON'T BE TARDY 'CAUSE SHE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 009 WITH THE AID OF MY ATHAME I CAN THROW A "DOUBLE-WHAMMY" (AND SLICE AND DICE SALAMI!) SO IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 010 OH THE PHILLISTINES ABOUND From: the Bard OH THE PHILLISTINES ABOUND THEY HAD THE BIGGEST BAALS AROUND AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 011 LET US RAISE A TOAST TO BACHUS, WE WILL RAISE A ROYAL RUCKUS, THEN WE'LL LAY US DOWN AND FUCK US AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 012 LET US SING FOR BROOHARIA submitted by Dani Zweig THOUGH THE BLOOD'S A LOT LESS CLEANER IT'S NOT CHRISTIAN SANTARIA SO IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 013 WE WILL VENERATE BUBASTES. submitted by Judith Schrier WE WILL VENERATE BUBASTES. taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. IF YOU LIKE US THEN JUST ASK US, AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 014 OH WE ALL WILL FOLLOW BUDDAH From: the Bard OH WE ALL WILL FOLLOW BUDDAH AND WE'LL EAT NO FOOD BUT GOUDA WHICH IS GOUDA-NUFF FOR ME 015 IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR BUDDHA, -from Dan Ruvin AS A GOD HE'S KINDA CUTE-A AND HE COMES IN BRASS OR PEWTA' SO HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 016 I'M A BUDDHIST NEO-PAGAN - AL FRANK I'M A BUDDHIST NEO-PAGAN AND A FRIEND OF CARL SAGAN AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 017 WE WILL READ FROM THE CABALA. submitted by Judith Schrier QUOTE THE TREE OF LIFE MANDALA taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. IT WON'T GET YOU IN VALHALLA, YET IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 018 ALL THE CALVINISTS ARE SAVED - AL FRANK IN THE LAMB'S BLOOD THEY'VE BEEN LAVED WELL, I'M TOTALLY DEPRAVED AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 019 TO THE TUNE OF HANDEL'S "LARGO" submitted by Chip Hitchcock WE WILL HYMN THE GODS OF CARGO 'TIL THEY SLAP ON AN EMBARGO AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 020 JUST LIKE CARLOS CASTANEDA submitted by Judith Schrier JUST LIKE CARLOS CASTANEDA taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. IT'LL GET YOU SOONER OR LATER AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 021 WELL THE CHRISTIANS ALL ARE HUMMING 'CAUSE THEY SAY THEIR GOD IS COMING; OUR GOD CAME THREE TIMES THIS EVENING; THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 022 SOME GUYS HAVE A CIRCUMCISION From: the Bard ON ACCOUNT OF THEIR RELIGION, AN EMBARRASSING INCISION CUT JUST ENOUGH FROM ME! 023 HERE'S TO THOSE WHO COPY CONAN From: the Bard HERE'S TO THOSE WHO COPY CONAN THEY'RE JUST FOLLOWERS OF ONAN AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 024 THERE ARE FOLLOWERS OF CONAN. submitted by Judith Schrier AND YOU'LL NEVER HEAR 'EM GROANING taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. FOLLOWED CROM UP TO HIS THRONE(IN) AND IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 025 THERE WILL BE A LOT OF LOVIN' submitted by Judith Schrier WHEN WE'RE MEETING IN OUR COVEN. taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. QUIT YOUR PUSHIN' AND YOUR SHOVIN' SO THERE'S ROOM ENOUGH FOR ME! 026 IT WAS GOOD FOR CROWLEY IT WAS GOOD FOR CROWLEY THOUGH HE SAID THAT HE WAS HOLY THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 027 UNCLE CROWLEY WAS A DREAMER AT THE ABBEY OF THELEMA BUT HIS MAGIC IS A SCREAMER, SO IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 028 WHEN THE CLOUDS THEY ARE A'RUMBLIN' AND THE THUNDER IS A'GRUMBLIN' THEN IT'S CROWLEY THAT YOU'RE MUMBLIN' AND IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 029 LET US SING TO LORD CTHUHLU submitted by Erich Rickheit KSC DON'T LET LOVECRAFT TRY TO FOOL YOU OR THE ELDER GODS WILL RULE YOU AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 030 WE WILL WORSHIP GREAT CTHUHLU, WE WILL WORSHIP GREAT CTHULHU, AND WE'LL FEED HIM MR. SULU 'CAUSE THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 031 OF THE OLD ONES, NONE IS VASTER submitted by Dani Zweig EVEN CTHULHU'S NOT HIS MASTER I REFER TO THE UNSPEAKABLE ------* AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME *WELL, DO YOU WANT TO SAY IT? 032 WE WILL WORSHIP MIGHTY CTHULHU From: the Bard H. P. LOVECRAFT'S BIG OLD HOODOO (1930'S FICTION VOODOO....) BUT THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 033 THERE WAS A TIME, SO I'VE HEARD TELL-A - ROZ FINE AND PROMISING YOUNG FELLA GAVE HIS ALL TO SERVE CYBELE! AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME? 034 IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR DAGON, submitted by John A CONSERVATIVE OLD PAGAN, "Out of tune again" Wenn WHO STILL VOTES FOR RONALD REAGAN, BUT HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 035 WE ALL WORSHIPPED DIONYSUS 'TIL WE RAN INTO A CRISIS THE BAR HAD RAISED ITS PRICES; THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 036 LET US SING TO OLD DISCORDIA submitted by Erich Rickheit KSC 'CAUSE IT'S SURE SHE'S NEVER BORED YA AND IF SHE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR YA THEN SHE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 037 WE WILL WORSHIP LIKE THE DRUIDS -from Dan Ruvin AND DRINK STRANGE FERMENTED FLUIDS AND RUN NAKED THROUGH THE WOODS 'CAUSE THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 038 LET US PRAY LIKE THE EGYPTIANS submitted by John Redford BUILD PYRAMIDS TO PUT OUR CRYPTS IN FILL OUR SUBWAYS WITH INSCRIPTIONS IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 039 WE WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO ENLIL submitted by Judith Schrier WE WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO ENLIL taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. PASS YOUR CUP AND GET A REFILL WITH BOLD GILGAMESH THE BRAVE. 040 LET US DO OUR THING FOR ERIS submitted by Dani Zweig GODDESS OF THE DISCORD THERE IS APPLE'S GOLDEN, IT'S NOT FERROUS AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 041 JERRY FALWELL THINKS HE'S SAV-ED From: the Bard IN A LAMB'S BLOOD HE'S BEEN LAV-ED AND HE THINKS THAT I'M DEPRAV-ED BUT THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME... 042 WE WILL GATHER AT OUR SAUNAS From: the Bard WHEN THE SPIRIT COMES UPON US TO PERFORM THE RITES OF FAUNUS AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 043 WE WILL SING OF FOUL THE RENDER, submitted by Will Duquette WHO'S GOT DROOL ROCKWORM ON A BENDER IN HIS CAVE IN KIRIL THRENDOR-- THEY'RE BOTH TOO MUCH FOR ME. 044 WHEN OLD GERALD GOT IT GOING WHEN OLD GERALD GOT IT GOING ALL THAT HIDING TURNED TO SHOWING AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 045 WHERE'S THE GONG GANG? I CAN'T FIND IT submitted by Judith Schrier I THINK NORTHWOODS IS BEHIND IT taken from Filthy Pierre's FOR THEY'VE ALWAYS BEEN CYMBAL MINDED Song Book. YET THEY'RE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 046 IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR GRANDMA - (BROTHER RADAMUS) IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR GRANDMA IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR GRANDMA AND SHE TAUGHT IT ALL TO ME! 047 IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR GRANNY From: the Bard SHE COULD THROW A DOUBLE-WHAMMY THAT WOULD KNOCK YOU ON YOUR FANNY AND SHE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 048 IT'S THE OPERA WRITTEN FOR US. submitted by Judith Schrier WE WILL ALL JOIN IN THE CHORUS. taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. IT'S THE OPERA ABOUT BORIS WHICH IS GODUNOV FOR ME. 049 OH, OUR SPIRITS WILL AWAKEN From: the Bard OH, OUR SPIRITS WILL AWAKEN WATCH THE UNIVERSE A-QUAKIN' WHICH IS GURDIJEFF TO ME! 050 THERE IS ROOM ENOUGH IN HADES submitted by Judith Schrier FOR LOTS OF CRIMINALS AND SHADIES taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. AND DISREPUTABLE LADIES, AND THEY'RE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 051 WE WILL ALL SING HARI KRISHNA. submitted by Judith Schrier WE WILL ALL SING HARI KRISHNA. taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. IT'S NOT MENTIONED IN THE MISHNA BUT THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 052 WE WILL GO DOWN TO THE TEMPLE, SIT ON MATS WOVEN OF HEMP(LE), TRY TO SET A GOOD EXEMPLE [SIC], AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 053 WE WILL ALL BOW TO HEPHAESTUS submitted by Chip Hitchcock AS A BLACKSMITH HE WILL TEST US 'CAUSE HIS BALLS ARE PURE ASBESTOS SO HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 054 HERA, MIGHTY QUEEN OF HEAVEN - by R. ROY SPILT HER MILK, YOU KNOW, AND THEN IT'S THE MILKY WAY YOU'RE SEEIN' WELL! THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 055 THERE ARE THOSE WHO WHEN THEY'VE GOT-E - ROZ -NORMOUS PROBLEMS THAT ARE KNOT-TY JUST REFER THEM TO HECATE, AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 056 LET US SING THE PRAISE OF HORUS From: the Bard AS OUR FATHERS DID BEFORE US WE'RE THE NEW EGYPTIAN CHORUS AND WE SING IN HARMONY! 057 A GREAT GOD THE YOUNG LORD HORUS - by R. ROY FLIES THE SUN DISK DAILY FOR US AND HE ALWAYS KNOWS THE CHORUS SO THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 058 WE WILL SING OF ILUVATUR, submitted by Chip Hitchcock WHO SENT THE VALAR 'CROSS THE WATER TO LEAD MORGOTH TO THE SLAUGHTER AND THAT'S JUST FINE WITH ME. 059 LET US WORSHIP OLD JEHOVAH submitted by Dani Zweig ALL YOU OTHER GODS MOVE OVAH CAUSE THE ONE GOD'S TAKIN' OVER AND IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 060 LET US CELEBRATE JEHOVAH submitted by Ruth Sylvester WHO CREATED US \AB/ \OVA/ HE'LL BE ON TONIGHT ON NOVA 'CAUSE HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 061 LET'S ALL LISTEN UP TO JESUS submitted by Dani Zweig HE SAYS RICH FOLKS LIKE OLD CROESUS WILL BE DAMNED UNTIL HELL FREEZES AND THAT DON'T SOUND GOOD TO ME. 062 WE WILL SING THE JUG OF ISSEK, submitted by Will Duquette AND OF FAFHRD HIS CHIEF MYSTIC, THOUGH TO THIEVING MOUSER WILL STICK, AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 063 IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ISIS, submitted by Erich Rickheit KSC 'CAUSE SHE COMES THROUGH IN A CRISIS AND SHE'S NEVER RAISED HER PRICES SO SHE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 064 IT WAS GOOD FOR OLD JEHOVA HE HAD A SON WHO WAS A NOVA submitted by Judith Schrier HEY THERE, MITHRAS MOVE ON OVA' taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. A NEW RESURRECTION DAY. 065 WE WILL FINALLY PRAY TO JESUS, FROM OUR SINS WE HOPE HE FREES US, ETERNAL LIFE HE GUARANTEES US, AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 066 LET US WATCH KA.KA.PA.ULL submitted by Dani Zweig FROLIC IN HER SWIMMING POOL SUBJECTING CHAOS TO HER RULE AND THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME 067 WE WILL GO TO WORSHIP KALI submitted by Erich Rickheit KSC SHE WILL HELP US IN OUR FOLLY SHE'D BE QUITE AN ARMFUL, GOLLY! AND SHE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 068 THERE ARE SOME THAT CALL IT FOLLY WHEN WE WORHIP MOTHER KALI; SHE MAY NOT BE VERY JOLLY BUT SHE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 069 TIMMY LEARY WE WILL SING TO submitted by Erich Rickheit KSC AND THE THINGS THAT HE WAS INTO (WELL, AT LEAST IT WASN'T SHINTO) AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 070 IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR LOKI, THE OLD NORSE GOD OF CHAOS, WHICH IS WHY THIS VERSE DOESN'T RHYME OR SCAN, BUT IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 071 IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR LOKI submitted by Judith Schrier IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR LOKI taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. HE THINKS THOR'S A LITTLE HOKEY BUT HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 072 THE LORD AND LADY WE ADORE - by R. ROY BUT A COLD DRAFT ALL ABHORE SO COME ON IN AND SHUT THE DOOR! AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 073 SING A SONG OF MITHRA, from Taliesin AS A GOD, HE'LL NEVER STIFF YA. PASS THE WINE, AND PLAY THE ZITHRA, AND ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 074 WE WILL SING A SONG OF MITHRAS submitted by Erich Rickheit KSC LET US SING A SONG OF MITHRAS BUT THERE IS NO RHYME FOR MITHRAS! STILL HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 075 WE WILL ALL BE SAVED BY MITHRAS submitted by Judith Schrier WE WILL ALL BE SAVED BY MITHRAS taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. SLAY THE BULL AND PLAY THE ZITHRAS ON THAT RESURRECTION DAY. 076 IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'LL BE SA-VED, IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'LL BE SA-VED, IF YOU FOLLOW MOGAN DAVID, submitted by Judith Schrier YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. 077 MONTEZUMA LIKED TO START OUT submitted by Ruth Sylvester RITES BY CARRYING A PART OUT THAT WOULD REALLY TEAR YOUR HEART OUT! BUT IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 078 WE WILL WORSHIP SUN MYUNG MOON THOUGH WE KNOW HE IS A GOON. ALL OUR MONEY HE'LL HAVE SOON. AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 079 WELL, SHE RAISED AN AWFUL FLURRY From: the Bard WHEN SHE MADE THE SCHOLARS WORRY THANK THE GODS FOR MARGARET MURRAY! SHE IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 080 WE WILL ALL GO TO NIRVANA submitted by Judith Schrier SO BE SURE TO MIND YOUR MANNERS taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. MAKE A LEFT TURN AT URBANA AND WE'LL SEE THE PROMISED LAND. 081 WHEN WE ALL BOWED DOWN TO NUIT From: the Bard THERE WAS REALLY NOTHIN' TO IT (ALEX SANDERS MADE ME DO IT...) BUT THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 082 IT WAS GOOD FOR THOR AND ODIN IT WAS GOOD FOR THOR AND ODIN GRAB YOUR AXE AND PUT YOUR WOAD ON AND IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 083 IT WAS GOOD FOR THOR AND ODIN submitted by Judith Schrier GRAB AN AXE AND GET YOUR WOAD ON taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. TILL THE GIANTS WENT AND RODE IN AND IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 084 IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ODIN submitted by Judith Schrier THOUGH THE TEMBLIN' GOT FORBODIN' taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. THEN THE GIANTS FINALLY STRODE IN, BUT IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 085 IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ODIN THOUGH THE CROAKIN' WAS FORBODIN' UNTIL THE GIANTS ROAD IN AND IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME 086 WELL, OSIRIS IS THE HIGHEST - by R. ROY OF EGYPTIAN GODS, MOST PIOUS THOUGH BY SET WELL SLICED AND DICED, BUT HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 087 NOW YOU JUST MIGHT BE A PHARISEE NOW YOU JUST MIGHT BE A PHARISEE WALK ON FIRE, YOU GET IN FREE, AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 088 PRAISE TO POPACATAPETL submitted by Chip Hitchcock JUST A TINY CIGARETTE'LL PUT HIM IN TERRIFIC FETTLE SO HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 089 THERE'S LUSTY OLD PRIAPUS HE'S JUST ITCHING TO UNWRAP US. (HE'D DO MORE TO US THAN TAP US!) AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 090 IT COULD BE THAT YOU'RE A PARSI. submitted by Judith Schrier IT COULD BE THAT YOU'RE A PARSI. taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. WALK ON BY HER; YOU'LL GET IN FREE AND YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 091 THANKS TO GREAT QUETZALCOATL - ROZ AND THE SACRED AXOLOTL, FOR THE GIFT OF CHOCOLOTL, AND PLEASE PASS SOME ON TO ME! 092 WELL, I'M TIRED OF RONALD REGAN HE'S TOO SQUARE TO BE A PAGAN LET'S ALL VOTE FOR CARL SAGAN! HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 093 IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR SAPPHO, - (BETH OF DEMETER'S BEEHIVE) WITH HER LADY ON HER LAP-O SHE PUT LESBOS ON THE MAP-O WITH HER PAGAN POETRY. 094 OF LORD SHARDIK YOU MUST BEWARE; submitted by Will Duquette TO PLEASE HIM YOU MUST SWEAR; 'CAUSE ENRAGED HE'S A REAL BEAR, AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 095 THERE ARE SOME WHO FOLLOW SHINTO THERE ARE SOME WHO FOLLOW SHINTO THERE'S NO TELLING WHAT WE'RE INTO BUT IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 096 A FERTILE GOD IS OLD MAN SIN (sigh-on) - by R. ROY HIS CROOKED HORN, THE LADIES PLYIN' YES, WE'LL SOON HEAR BABIES CRYIN' AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 097 WELL, THOTH IS THE MOON GOD EVER - by R. ROY AND IT'S SAID HE'S MIGHTY CLEVER HE KNOWS THE CIRCUIT AND THE MEASURE OF EVERY LADY'S TEE'S! 098 THRYM THE GIANT THOR DID SLEW - by R. ROY WITH THE HAMMER THAT HE THREW THRYM'S SISTER, GUESTS AND CREW, TOO, (oooh!) WELL, (gulp), heh,heh, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! (yikes!) 099 YOU CAN DANCE AND WAVE THE THYRSOS submitted by Will Duquette AND SING LOTS OF ROWDY VERSES TILL THE NEIGHBORS HOLLER CURSES, AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 100 WELL, TYR DIDN'T HAVE IT PLANNED - by R. ROY WHEN IT WAS THE WOLF THEY CANNED, BUT HE SURELY LENT A HAND! SO THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 101 IN THE SKY I HEAR A HUMMIN' From: the Bard IT'S THE UFO'S A-COMIN' THAT'S NOT BANJOS THAT THEY'RE STRUMMIN' BUT IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 102 I HEAR VALKYRIES A COMIN' submitted by Judith Schrier I HEAR VALKYRIES A COMIN' taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. THEY FORGOT THE WORDS, THEY'RE HUMMIN' BUT THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 103 IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR VENUS, OF THE GODS SHE IS THE MEANEST AND SHE BIT ME ON MY ... ELBOW BUT SHE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 104 WELL, WE WENT TO WORSHIP VENUS submitted by Erich Rickheit KSC OH! BY GOD, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN US! NOW THE CLINIC HAS TO SCREEN US... BUT SHE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 105 THERE ARE THOSE WHO PRACTICE VOODOO, THERE ARE THOSE WHO PRACTICE VOODOO, I KNOW I DO, I HOPE YOU DO IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME! 106 THERE ARE PEOPLE INTO VOODOO submitted by Judith Schrier AFRICA HAS RAISED A WHOODO taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. JUST ONE LITTLE DOLL WILL DO YOU AND IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 107 WE WILL SACRIFICE TO YUGGOTH submitted by Judith Schrier CARVE THE SIGNS OF AZAG-THOTH taken from Filthy Pierre's Song Book. BURN A CANDLE FOR YOG-SOTHOTH AND THE GOAT WITH A THOUSAND YOUNG. 108 WE WILL DRIVE UP TO VALHALLA submitted by Chip Hitchcock RIDING BEETLES, NOT IMPALAS SINGING "DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES" AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 109 LET US PRAY TO ZARATHUSTRA submitted by John Redford LET US PRAY JUST LIKE WE USETA I'M A ZARATHUSTRA BOOSTA IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 110 WE WILL PRAY TO FATHER ZEUS IN HIS TEMPLE WE'LL HANG LOOSE EATING ROAST BEEF AU JUS, AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. 111 WE WILL GO TO WORSHIP ZEUS submitted by Chip Hitchcock THOUGH HIS MORALS ARE QUITE LOOSE HE GAVE LEDA QUITE A GOOSE AND HE'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME. some serious verses! by ROZ AS THE WANING YEAR IS ENDING YOUNG AND OLD SOULS NOW ARE BLENDING VOICES ROUND THE CIRCLE SENDING SAMHAIN JOY ACROSS THE WORLDS. THROUGH THE ENDLESS NIGHT WE SHIVER FLAMES AROUND THE YULE LOG QUIVER AS WE SING TO PRAISE THE GIVER OF THE SUN ON SOLSTICE MORN. PAGANS GATHER IN THE CLEARING FOR THE END OF WINTER'S NEARING AND THE MAIDEN IS APPEARING BRINGING PROMISES OF SPRING. LIGHT AND DARKNESS STAND TOGETHER LEAFING BIRCH AND FLOW'RING HEATHER BRETHREN CLAD IN FUR AND FEATHER TELL US SPRING HAS COME AGAIN. HAND IN HAND WE LEAP THE FIRE TO THE MEADOWS WE RETIRE TO FULFILL BELTANE DESIRE AND GIVE SEED UNTO THE LAND. WHILE THE SOLSTICE DAY IS FLEETING BULL AND STAG AGAIN ARE MEETING FOR THE HONOR OF REPEATING VOWS THAT BIND THEM TO THE QUEEN. JOY AND FRUITFULNESS ABOUND ON LAMMAS EVE, THE FERTILE GROUND REVEALS THE GIFT OF LOVE THAT'S FOUND WHEN THE HORNED ONE DIES ONCE MORE. FOR THE WINTERTIDE PREPARING HARVEST BASKETS WE ARE BEARING GODDESS BOUNTY WE ARE SHARING WHEN THE NIGHT AND DAY ARE ONE. MEETING AT THE WITCHING HOUR BY THE BUD AND BRANCH AND FLOWER FOLKS ARE RAISING UP THE POWER AND THAT'S WHERE I WANT TO BE. --END--

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