Some of you might be interested in learning how ADF evaluates Groves and their members. Th

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Some of you might be interested in learning how ADF evaluates Groves and their members. The following document, stolen from the Fifth Vice Deputy ArchDruid should prove to be enlightening. ADF term Meaning Exceptionally well qualified..............No major blunders to date Active socially...........................Drinks alot Has socially active significant other.....S/He drinks too Quick thinking............................Offers plausible excuses Indifferent to instruction................Knows more than the Dueffus Resourceful...............................Adept at hiding mistakes Approaches different problems with zest...Finds others to do the job Expresses him/herself well................Speaks English Active recruiter for Grove................Buys drinks for people Excellent ritual leader...................Equal number of summonings and banishings Good chant facilitator....................Has a loud voice Remains at rituals as long as possible....Has miserable home life Keen sense of humor.......................Knows lots of dirty jokes Experienced with many different groups....Gets kicked out of Groves often Alert.....................................Hard to pin down on anything A fine Druid of great value to ADF........Usually can be talked into opening gates and leading rituals Even tempered.............................Usually in bad mood Highly reliable...........................Usually shows up for ritual Excellent record..........................Have yet to prove anything against them Thrifty...................................Saves used but good candles

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