(138) Sat 9 Mar 96 23:43 By: J.J. Hitt To: George Mooth Re: Our Daily Alien St: @EID:a6b4

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(138) Sat 9 Mar 96 23:43 By: J.J. Hitt To: George Mooth Re: Our Daily Alien St: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ @EID:a6b4 2069bd60 @MSGID: 1:106/9788.2 637e5d19 Sure, it seems easy being a space alien. You've got your x-ray vision, your late model space ships and media coverage galore. But, as usual with most glamour jobs, there's a lot of nitty gritty work the public doesn't get to see. The job can become routine, and even a bit tedious, as we learned when we stumbled upon this intriguing page from... A SPACE ALIENS DATE BOOK 8:15 A.M. Leave asteroid for work. 9:00 A.M. Hover over cornfield on outskirts of small midwestern town. 9:30 A.M. Land in backyard where housewife is hanging laundry. Silence barking dog with penetrating gaze. 10:00 A.M. Stun housewife with laser-gun or energy pulsating finger-tips. Levitate her body just long enough to be glimpsed by a passing motorist. Materialize the body inside spaceship. Remove internal organs; weigh, label and categorize. Return most, if not all, to the body. Erase all traces of surgery. Rematerialize housewife in backyard. Turn back time two hours. Bid enigmatic goodbye. Leave. 1:00 P.M. Visit once prestigious astronomer who everyone thinks has gone mad. Deliver pep talk. Leave him fist-sized fragments of an unidentifiable element. 2:15 P.M. Drop by Whitley Strieber's house, pick up royalty check from best seller, Communion. 3:00 P.M. Hover over southwestern desert. 3:30 P.M. Offer psychotic drifter a lift. 4:30 P.M. Pose for cover of "Weekly World News" with President Clinton. Discuss ozone depletion, space travel, future political endorsements. 6:30 P.M. Back at the asteroid. Introduce psychotic drifter to other aliens. Listen to Windham Hill. 9:00 P.M. Dinner. Eat drifter. 10:00 P.M. Wash antennae, brush eyeballs, peel off outer layer of skin. Beam cryptic message to NASA satelite. Lights out. Hostes alienigeni me abduxerunt. --- Msgedsq 2.2e * Origin: Saint Elmo's Fire Hydrant (Houston) (1:106/9788.2) SEEN-BY: 13/13 90/90 102/735 890 103/2 104/821 105/103 107/411 123/1 SEEN-BY: 129/11 133/707 138/146 147/76 153/800 920 157/586 167/92 1103 SEEN-BY: 200/204 202/1207 203/15 206/2711 218/801 809 907 234/100 245/6910 SEEN-BY: 251/12 260/10 801 261/1137 270/101 102 103 104 272/82 280/1 SEEN-BY: 282/1 4073 283/121 292/876 320/119 340/20 344/3 346/49 348/105 SEEN-BY: 355/2 362/37 369/110 372/200 379/10 380/25 387/31 396/1 406/100 SEEN-BY: 600/253 760/600 2002/2002 2430/1423 2433/225 2490/3001 2605/606 SEEN-BY: 2613/5 2622/0 2624/306 2806/1 3401/308 3412/1114 3550/500 3611/18 SEEN-BY: 3612/240 3615/7 50 3619/25 3637/1 3653/777 3805/3 7107/9 @PATH: 106/9788 888 449 2000 396/1 270/101 218/801

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