By: DAVID RICE
To: JUDITH BANDSMA
Re: NUT CASE #326522
-=> Quoting Judith Bandsma to Douglas Duke <=-
-=> Quoting Douglas Duke to John Musselwhite <=-
>DD> One can be ignorant if they insist.
/Laughing!/ The irony!!!
JB> As you so eloquently show every time you post.
JB> Have you called the Turkish embassy yet? I saw that J.J.
JB> posted both the address and phone number.
Embassy: " Hello, Turkish embassy here."
Doug: "Hi, uhm, is this the Turkish embassy?"
Embassy: " Yes, this is the Turkish embassy."
Doug: "Yeah, uh, I'm calling about Noah's Ark?"
Embassy: "Huh?! Er, listen . . ."
Doug: "And I was wondering, could you send me photographs?"
Embassy: ". . . there is no . . ."
Doug: "I know you've got one. God said so?? Don't
let Satan make you deny it! "
Embassy: ". . . Ark up here, Stupid Shit #36522. No, wait,
you're Stupid Shit #36523--- I've got another American Fundy
nut on the other line."
Doug: "But there =IS= a Noah's Ark there! There =IS!="
Embassy: "Have. . ."
Doug: "There's a four-lane superhighway going 12 miles up the
Embassy: ". . . a . . ."
Doug: "That's Mount Ararat!"
Embassy: ". . . nice. . ."
Doug: "Ararat! A-R-A-R-A-T!"
Embassy: ". . . day! "
Doug: "I's a conspiracy! A conspiracy!"
... Jesus can't perform tricks in front of skeptics (Matt 13:58 Mk 6:5-6)
* Origin: "And furthermore, 'Don't call me brother.'" (1:124/9005)