By: DAVID RICE To: JUDITH BANDSMA Re: NUT CASE #326522 -= Quoting Judith Bandsma to Dougla

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By: DAVID RICE To: JUDITH BANDSMA Re: NUT CASE #326522 -=> Quoting Judith Bandsma to Douglas Duke <=- -=> Quoting Douglas Duke to John Musselwhite <=- >DD> One can be ignorant if they insist. /Laughing!/ The irony!!! JB> As you so eloquently show every time you post. JB> Have you called the Turkish embassy yet? I saw that J.J. JB> posted both the address and phone number. Doug: "" Embassy: " Hello, Turkish embassy here." Doug: "Hi, uhm, is this the Turkish embassy?" Embassy: " Yes, this is the Turkish embassy." Doug: "Yeah, uh, I'm calling about Noah's Ark?" Embassy: "Huh?! Er, listen . . ." Doug: "And I was wondering, could you send me photographs?" Embassy: ". . . there is no . . ." Doug: "I know you've got one. God said so?? Don't let Satan make you deny it! " Embassy: ". . . Ark up here, Stupid Shit #36522. No, wait, you're Stupid Shit #36523--- I've got another American Fundy nut on the other line." Doug: "But there =IS= a Noah's Ark there! There =IS!=" Embassy: "Have. . ." Doug: "There's a four-lane superhighway going 12 miles up the mountain!" Embassy: ". . . a . . ." Doug: "That's Mount Ararat!" Embassy: ". . . nice. . ." Doug: "Ararat! A-R-A-R-A-T!" Embassy: ". . . day! " Doug: "I's a conspiracy! A conspiracy!" ... Jesus can't perform tricks in front of skeptics (Matt 13:58 Mk 6:5-6) * Shy.David@EdenBBS.com * Origin: "And furthermore, 'Don't call me brother.'" (1:124/9005)

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