Author: Michael Rogero Brown (email@example.com)
Title: Flat Earth Society Flyer
The following is the flyer that the Flat Earth Society sends to people
interested in them. I have entered it VERBATIM. ALL typos, punctuation
errors, etc are THEIRS. Enjoy.
International Flat Earth Research Society
FLAT EARTH SOCIETY
Charles K. Johnson, President
Marjory Waugh Johnson, Sec.
Telephone: (805) 727-1635
PO Box 2533, Lancaster, CA 93539
Aim: To carefully observe, think freely rediscove forgotten fact
and oppose theoretical dogmatic assumptions. To help establish
the United States...of the the world on this flat earth. Replace
the science religion...with SANITY
The International Flat Earth Society is the oldest continuous Society
existing on the world today. It began with the Creation of the Creation.
First the water...the face of the deep...without form or limits...just Water.
Then the Land sitting in and on the Water, the Water then as now being flat
and level, as is the very Nature of Water. There are, of course, mountains
and valleys on the Land but since most of the World is Water, we say, "The
World is Flat." Historical accounts and spoken history tell us the Land
part may have been square, all in one mass at one time, then as now, the
magnetic north being the Center. Vast cataclysmic events and shaking no
doubt broke the land apart, divided the Land to be our present continents
or islands as they exist today. One thing we know for sure about this
world...the known inhabited world is Flat, Level, a Plain World.
We maintain that what is called 'Science' today and 'scientists' consist
of the same old gang of witch doctors, sorcerers, tellers of tales, the
'Priest-Entertainers' for the common people. 'Science' consists of a
weird, way-out occult concoction of jibberish theory-theology...unrelated
to the real world of facts, technology and inventions, tall buildings and
fast cars, airplanes and other Real and Good things in life; technology
is not in any way related to the web of idiotic scientific theory. ALL
inventors have been anti-science. The Wright brothers said: "Science theory
held us up for years. When we threw out all science, started from experiment
and experience, then we invented the airplane." By the way, airplanes all
fly level on this Plane earth.
Our Society of Zetetics have existed for at least 6,000 years, the extent
of recorded history. Extensive writing from 1492 b.c. We have been and are
the Few, the Elite, the Elect, who use Logic Reason are Rational. Summed up,
we are Sane and/ or have Common Sense as contrasted to the "herd" who is
unthinking and uncaring. We have absorbed the Universal Zetetic Society of
America and Great Britian, ZION U.S.A., the work of Alexander Dowie 1888,
Wilber Glen Voliva 1942, Samuel Shenton, Lillian J. Shenton of England 1971.
Zetetic: from Zeto, to seek and search out; Prove, as contrasted to theoretic
which means to guess, to hope, to suppose, but NOT to 'prove'. Science
'proves' earth a 'ball' by 'scripture' words. We PROVE earth Flat by
experiment, demonstrated and demonstrable. Earth Flat is a Fact, not a
Our aim is not to 'disturb the herd' or wreck the Government, but rather
to be an aid to the Elite Human Being in coming to KNOW earth flat...to then
FREE his or her mind from such blind unreasoning 'theory-superstition' and
so go on "to carefully observe...think freely...rediscover forgotten facts
and oppose theoretical dogmatic assumptions." As Sir Fields, owner of
newspapers in England, has said about us, "They are the Last pocket of
individual Thinkers in English speaking world."
I sometimes call myself the Last Iconclast. Science is a false religion,
the opium of the masses. I myself count it as a begining of Sanity to confess
'the creation proves there was a Creator' so a God or Creator...Exists. From
a life-time of study, of seeking out a proving things, from the study of 6,000
years of recorded history, from observation, from experience, from Common
Sense Observation, have concluded the 10 Commandments are in fact good Laws
of Living and Behavior for oneself and all in contact with you...truley 'Laws
of Physics for Living.' That is my opinion. The Fact the Earth is Flat is not
my opinion, it is a Proved Fact. Also demonstrated Sun and Moon are about
3,000 miles away are both 32 miles across. The Planets are 'tiny.' Sun and
Moon do Move, earth does NOT move, whirl, spin or gyrate. Australians do NOT
hang by their feet under the world...this is a FACT, not a theory! Also a
Fact the Spinning, Whirling, Gyrating Ball World Planet, Globe Idea is Entirely
100% now and at all times in the Past, a RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE...a Blind Dogmatic
Article of Faith in the Religion for the Blind unreasoning beast of prey. No
earthly reason for a Sane, Upright Member of the Elite Elect Humans to subscribe
to it. Also a Fact, today the Elite of Earth ALL live on the Flat World. Only
the illogical, unreasoning "herd"...prefers the way-out occult weird theology
of the old Greek superstitution earth a spinning ball! Both Copernecious and
Newton, the inventors of the "modern" superstitions (400 year OLD modern) have
said: "It is not possible for a Sane reasonable person to ever really believe
these Theories." Thus sayeth Newton-Copernecious. What sayeth THOU?
Associate Membership contribution of $10.00 a year, includes four (4) issue
of FLAT EARTH NEWS and Membership Card. An 8 x 12 Color Certificate of
Membership is $5.00 extra. Sustaining Member $25.00 a year; Patron $100.00 and
up. One year of the quarterly (4 issues) FLAT EARTH NEWS and Membership Card
and Certificate. $5.00 single copy. Each issue contains further proofs of
the fact - earth IS flat. People of goodwill who seek the truth also known
as the Facts are Welcome! We do not want members who are stupid, mindless,
brute beasts with two feet whose only aim is to scoff or in some way 'harm'
our work -- Facts, Logic, Reason, Sanity also known as commonsense, is our aim.
In 30AD JC said... seek and find the Truth and it will set you free. Free
from the Pathological Liars...the great pretenders who mislead all flesh and
Are you a teacher of any kind in the education system?____Minister?Priest?Rabbi?
I hereby affirm my aim in joining is not to harm, degrade, damage or defame this
How did you hear of us?______________________
SPECIAL: FLAT EARTH MAP (as featured in Newsweek, 7/2/84) $6.00 postpaid;
Membership, Certificate, and Map $20.00.