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We would especially like to dedicate this file to our friend and scapegoat F.H. Some day, F.H., you will be justified. No bullshit. * To: The State Sweden Dear Sir, I am glad that you have chosen me in your search for electronic criminals. I am very excited and I will start looking for illegal bulletin boards as soon as possible. I can already give you a hint: check a board called GURUS DREAM. It is very criminal and is used by a group of crazed people who calls themselves DUAL CREW. As you already know, DUAL CREW consists of youths who know how to use computers. That means that they are dangerous. I believe that they can commit crimes that are very abstract but still dangerous! Find them, and fuck them! They have never done anything wrong to me, but you know best about what is right or wrong! Yours truly (forever), Peter Kerschbaumer ("DatorMagazin" staff) Phone: +46-8-733 3752 (home) 692 0149 (DMz, work) 692 0140 (DMz, work) * To: Peter Kerschbaumer Sweden Dear Peter, Thanks for your letter. We will immediately check the bulletin board system you mentioned. Of course, a reward will be yours if it turns out to be illegal. Always remember: We rule, whatever you say. Alfred Kickass, The State. * To: Internal Mail The State Sweden Roger! Please send a pathetic thank-you-card to Peter. He is another fool that believes he will do the world any good. Well, he does something good for US anyway! Haha! Hope we do not have to arrest him someday (but I doubt that). Everybody that contacts us will be monitored forever! However, he mentioned a underground board called GURUS DREAM. Crush it. Alfred Kickass, The State. * To: The State Sweden Dear Sir, I know that I have done something wrong. I have sold stolen hardware. BUT IT IS NOT MY FAULT! Check out a board called GURUS DREAM! The sysop is responsible for EVERYTHING! I swear on my mothers grave, that I have nothing to do with it! Take him instead! Please! If you let me go, I will tell you everything you need to bust the whole underground computer scene! They do things you hate! Since you hate it, I hate it too! Do not hurt me, master! Robert Silverflod, Gothenburg - Sweden. Phone: +46-31-146679 * To: Robert Silverflod Gothenburg Sweden Way to go Silverflod! Yep, of course we know that you are innocent. Do not panic. Just stay tuned and let us know everything you do. We have already arrested that sysop of the board you mentioned. He will be mentally executed by us. Do not worry, you are completely clean. Alfred Kickass, The State. * To: Internal Mail The State Sweden Roger! Make sure that this Silverflod guy is arrested at once. He believes that he can do a 'trade-off' with US! Haha! Poor guy. Be sure that he is tortured hard. Alfred Kickass, The State. * To: The State Sweden Hello. I am a guy that is fifteen years old. I am a member of DUAL CREW. I do not like what they are doing. Well, I do not EXACTLY know what they are doing, but I have heard that you do not like them. Therefor, I will tell you all the names of (what I think) people who are guilty of something. I do not know EXACTLY what they are guilty of, but you know best. I will soon give you a list of people that I have met in this group. Bust them and kill them. Do not try to get me. Please. I am innocent. Anonymous, Skovde - Sweden. * To: Anonymous Skovde Sweden My boy, Thank you for your letter. I am glad that you wrote to us. We will check these handles you gave us and arrest them. Please give us more information, son. You have done the right thing. Alfred Kickass, The State. * To: Internal Mail The State Sweden. Roger! Yet another fool. Let him talk as long as he wishes and arrest the handles he gives you. It will not be a problem since I am sure that the fool will give you their complete addresses. When he has given you them, let him stay in the prison for half a year. What a sucker... I have already traced him. Alfred Kickass, The State. * To: The State Sweden Dear Sir, I have examined the case of that GURUS DREAM sysop. The problem is that I cannot find any good proof against him. However, I am sure that I can bust him anyway. Trust me. Public prosecutor Lars Lundgren, Stockholm. Phone: +46-7693000 (connected to 'Femte kammaren') * To: Public prosecutor Lars Lundgren Stockholm Sweden Well! You know the rules my friend! Throw him down the dungeon or YOU will end up there! Get it? Alfred Kickass, The State. * To: Internal Mail The State Sweden Roger! If Lars Lundgren fails to convict the sysop of something really cruel, you have free hands. Burn him with gasoline or shoot him. Blame the sysop for the murder and make sure he is arrested again. Alfred Kickass, The State. * To: The State Sweden Hey! What are you doing?! We have done nothing, but suddenly we are all arrested or wanted as enemies of the state! What have we done? We are a simple amiga-group that releases demos! Is it your lack of knowledge that brings you to get us? Please explain! Dual Crew - Sweden. * To: Dual Crew Sweden Dear Sir, You have misunderstood us. We are not looking for your group. We respect you and your fine knowledge of programming. Alfred Kickass, The State. * To: Internal Mail The State Sweden Roger! Shit! Dual Crew contacted me and said that they knew nothing! That means that they are responsible for everything! Bust them and charge them for something. The murder of JFK will do just fine! BUT DO IT FAST! They have the power in their hands! They can do anything they like! They are techno-anarchists! GET THEM OR I WILL PERSONALLY EXECUTE YOU, ROGER! * To: Alfred Kickass The State Sweden Dear Sir, Yes I will do so. I do not know WHY I am doing all this, but I am sure that you know best, Mr Kickass. Roger Lickass, The State. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// The moment of terror is the beginning of life. Celebrate World Anarchist Day: ELEVENTH NOVEMBER 1993! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ Marlboro kills you. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- uXu #139 Underground eXperts United 1993 uXu #139 Call SEDES DIABOLI -> +46-586-43766 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------

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