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01| Logo, Intro and Index | Garbled User |003k| Misc. |
02| Assination Made Easy | Garbled User |005k| Anarchy |
03| The Peanut Butter Bomb | Garbled User |001k| Anarchy |
04| The IMPROVED Carbide Bomb | The Sentinel |003k| Anarchy |
05| How to build a ROCKET Tube | Garbled User |010k| Anarchy |
06| Garage Gear Grenades | Garbled User |016k| Anarchy |
07| The Evolution of Cubes | Garbled User |004k| Humor |
08| How to Idiot Hack | Garbled User |003k| Hacking |
09| Mastering the Kermit Outdial | Garbled User |003k| Hacking |
10| Rules of Article Submission | Garbled User |004k| Misc. |
11| General Disclaimer | Garbled User |001k| EVIL!! |
Hello, And welcome to FBI's First Newsletter, FBI PRESENTS.
We here at FBI Hope You like it.
But before we begin, A little about FBI..
Editors : Garbled User and The Sentinel.
Assistant Editors : Eights, Halifax, The Hackmaster.
Date of National Release : 7/15/91
We are a group of Phreakers,Hackers,Crackers, Anarchists, and writers..
Basically our main purpose here is to inform.. We want to bring you the best
information, as soon as we get ahold of it. We also believe that you, the end
readers, users, and fans(hopefully!) are much more important than this group..
and We'll try to keep the egos under control(Ahem THG??).
We also hope that you enjoy this newsletter. This will most likely be the
shortest letter we put out, due to a cram for time and authors. Watch for our
next 2-3 letters nearing the 2 meg mark.(They are currently in progress)
Future Releases By the FBI
The Complete Anarchist's Cookbook, all the pages, all the pictures!!
The Manual of the Anarchist- A compilation of the worlds BEST anarchy files.
The Poor Man's James Bond, also in it's entirety!!
So besides those issues, we will mainly be presenting you with a good mix of
files and ideas. Also.. we need authors, read article 10.
F(Ph)reaker's Bureau Incorporated
- GarBled UseR/The Sentinel
ASSASINATION MADE EASY
PART I: The Beginning
Ok.. So theres this guy who stole yer girlfreind, or beat up yer little
sister, or something to that effect. What goes through you mind first?
-Not WHY, not WHEN, not IF...
But rather HOW should I kill him?
Well, you could beat him up...naw...unoriginal. Plus you MIGHT get hurt!
You could get yer 5 best friends, and beat him up. Nope, makes ya look wimpy.
Well.. only one option left.. Assasinate him!
How you say.. Well.. In the next few parts.. I'll tell you..
But Before I do.. READ THESE!!
:THE ELEVEN COMMANDMENTS:
: OF REVENGE from SCREW :
: UNTO OTHERS by :
: George Hayduke :
1) Thou shalt neither trust nor confide in anyone!
2) Thou shalt never use thine own telephone for revenge business!
3) Thou shalt not touch thine form of revenge!
4) Thou shalt become a garbage collector!
5) Thou shalt bide thy time before activating a revenge plot!
6) Thou shalt secure a "mail-drop" address in another city!
7) Thou shalt learn everything there is to learn about the vicitm!
8) Thou shalt pay cash all the time in a revenge plot!
9) Thou shalt trade with merchants who have never heard of you!
0) Thou shalt never threaten thy intended victim!
!) Thou shalt not leave evidence lying around, however circumstantial.
PART II: The Hunt
Well, you know his name...that's a start. Now, as around about him. BE
DISCREET!! Only ask CLOSE freinds.. or just kinda slip it into a conversation.. and sit back while people tell you all about him (especially his enemies!)
Grab yerself a phone book.. Hopefully, you have a ROUGH idea where he
lives.. Look him up.. and try to narrow it down. Ex- Yer huntin down a kid
named Ralph Norwieg.. Well.. look up Norwieg.. WHAT?!! 30 entries.. Hmm.. he
lives SOMEWHERE in liverpool.. that leaves 10.. Now call em all, and ask for
Ralph, you should end up with one or 2.. with luck.. you can figure out which
is him just by his voice.. Or a "POLL". "Excuse me, how many high school
students live here?, and thier names?" (that one ALLWAYS works..)
Now you know his Phone # and address... Now.. start planning...
Step I: The LIE.
Be REAL nice to him.. make freinds with him, tell him everything is
forgiven.. Have one of your freinds threaten him, when they do.. jump in
to "save the day". This will earn you his trust.
Step II: The PLAN!
Now.. First you need to decide an assasination method.. Hmm.. you could:
-Poison his food
-Blow his house up
-Blow his car up
Kill him(NOT advised.. VERY dangerous!!!)
Ok.. Lets say you decide to poison his food.. Now, grab a vial of yer
FAVORITE biotoxin, and eat lunch with him someday. Take him up to McDonalds..
Ask him "Tell me what you want, My treat.. just go find a table" You order his
shit, and when NOBODY is looking, dump the little vial (MAKE SURE it is a
POWERFUL poison.. so that it does NOT take much to KILL!!!) onto his food.
Now.. This is VERY important.. Eat with him.. make sure HE gets the poisoned
food(duh!) Don't act all jittery, or scared.. just act natural. Start a
conversation even.. Sooner or later, the poison gets to him.. Now this is VERY IMPO!!!! Say ,no, YELL "OH MY GOD!! Ralph? Ralph?" (start shaking his sholder) "QUICK! Somebody call an ambulance!!, RALPH.. SPEAK TO ME!!,, Oh my god.. He
didn't deserve to die" Make sure you show up at the funeral.. Cry alot.. bring
lotsa flowers.. The cops will NEVER suspect you.. AND DONT brag about it!! Ya
gotta act like yer best freind just died.. You even show the SLIGHTEST sign of
hatered towards him.. yer toast. Even better, Use botulism.. WHy? IF it's a
relative of yours, you can sue McDonalds while yer at it!!
Don't like the poisoning idea eh? Well.. what was next on that list? OH
Yeah.. Blow his house up.
First off.. Timing is EVERYTHING.. You blow up his house while he's at
school.. and, well.. that's just stupid. Actually.. The best thing to do is,
call him up on the night of the bomb.. Ask him if he's doing anything that
night. Talk to him.. blah blah blah. Keep the putz on the fone till he goes to
bed. Then.. begin your plan.
Point A. The more people who know what yer doing.. the bigger chance of a
wimpout.. or a rat. Keep it to a FEW trusted freinds. 3 is a MAXIMUM!
Point B. Hit about 2am. Give yourself enough time to be a couple miles away when it goes off.. an alabi helps.
That should do it. Basically, Plant the bomb in a way you KNOW it will hit
him. If his room is in the back of the house.. don't plant the bomb on the
porch! Plant the devise AS NEAR TO HIM AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!! Even if it's enof
explosives to blow up a city block. The only stupid assasin, is the one who is
overconfident. Make sure you use a timer, you want an hour or two to get the
hell away. Unless you intend to use a lightbulb, or sodacan.. or similar
device.Follow these steps..and the basic rules of non-stupidity(threats are
DEFINATELY OUT!) and you will have done a good deed for society.. the
destruction of another dork.
SO... the putz has a car eh? WELL.. this one is SIMPLE! Simply get yourself a
nice fused explosive.. put it NEAR the passenger area of the car.. tie the fuse
around the exaust manifold. And.. when your unsuspecting target drives to
school.. he will hit the sky halfway down the highway.
Ain't Death Grand???!
Well.. this WONDERFUL file of destruction was brought to YOU by...
GaRbLed UseR. Making your world more fun to live in..
not neccesarily SAFE.. but fun!
(c) 1999 Garbled User All rights beaten over the head with a stick.
Yes.. from the WONDERFUL idea of the gerbil feed bomb comes......
The Peanut Butter Bomb.
I was inspired by Acid Reign to write this file.. Bravo Acid..!
Possibly you've heard of the almighty gerbil feed bomb. Well.. this is a
variation of that WONDERFUL anti-personnel device.
WHAT YOU NEED:
-1- Jiff Peanut butter Jar.(NOT PLASTIC!)
- - Gasoline
- - Some gunpowder.(empty a few shotgun shells)
-1- Model airplane glue.
- - Sugar.
-1- Fuse.(any type except electric)
-1- Psychotic tendency.
Ok.. Mix the gunpowder with the sugar in a 10:1 ratio. Then add enough model
glue to thoroughly coat the mixture. Mix the glue and the mixture so that the
newly formed mixture becomes VERY sticky. Half fill the peanut butter jar with
this. Now, add the gasoline. Fill the jar the rest of the way up. Close the jar.
Shake vigorously(not TOO vigorously!). Now drill a hole in the lid. Put the fuse
in the jar. Light the fuse. And unless you are quite a far way away from this
little toy when it explodes.. prepare to die. The only drawback to this bomb
is.. if you add the gasoline a while before you set the bomb off, it may jam up.
Of course.. you can overcome this by pouring the gasoline in JUST before you
plant the bomb. This bomb will have about 2 - 10 times the power of the gerbil
HAVE A BLAST! (literally)
(c) 1999 GarBlEd UsEr All rights blown to hell.
How to make a SAFEer Carbide Bomb!
Ever make a carbide bomb and have it go off in yer face? Yes, No?. well,
here'sa REALLY simple way to do such that is so mind bogglingly obvious i'm
suprised I didn't read it elsewhere (yep, an FBI first!)
First: i'll tell you how to make a regular Carbide bomb, and also explain
why they suck. First off, go somewhere and TRY to get some Calcium Carbide. Now
this is sometimes called "Lantern Fuel" They always say that you can get it in
any hardware store... WRONG you'll end up looking like an asshole "Duuh, got
any " Sometimes you can get it in "Hickville" hardware stores...
(if the guy behind the counter is wearing Flannel, has a sunburnt neck, and has
a beard, chances are, yer in hickville) another possible location is
"Spieleology" shops (people who climb in caves) ask fer lantern fuel, you can
usually buy it in "Economy Size" (ie: enough to blow the hell outta city block)
The only place I seem to have found it is in the closet marked "Danger
chemicals, Do NOT enter" in the science labs. it will look like gravel with
brownish powder. and will smell like pig shit. Take a bottle, put a bit of
water in it (about a third to half of the bottle) then place a handful of
calcium carbide in the bottle (1 handful per 1/2 litre or an average "Soda
bottle") Unfortunately as soon as the Calcium Carbide (i'll call it CC from now
on cause i hate to type as much as you hate to read) AS soon as the CC hits the
water it starts reacting, forming a gas not unlike acetylene (the stuff in
cutting torches) now, this stuff spatters all over yer hands, clothes, the
floor, and if you cap it (if you can manage) it blows up almost
instantaneously. Ruining yer complexion.
Yes now you can have the really improved Sentinel Version! take
the bottle, and get yer normal run of the mill balloon, ie: the things you fill
with water and throw out windows of cars. Take the water balloon and stick it
on the end of a faucet just like you would for a water balloon, now slide the
bottle opening over the balloon. THEN fill it with water. once there is
sufficient water (ie: 1/3 to 1/2 of the bottle size) tie the water balloon
(which SHOULD be inside the bottle) now take the CC bomb to wherever you want
it, and throw the CC in, then cap it. if you notice the thing does NOT spurt
out, because the water is in the balloon. Now, shake the bomb until the
balloon breaks, then set it down (you have approximately 30 seconds before you
hear a BOOM! and shattered glass goes flying about 20 feet.) what's really
fun, is arm it (fill the balloon, add CC and cap but do NOT shake it) then tape
it to the bottom of a gas tank on a car, or any other vehicle, or just toss it
in the back of a truck. Eventually the balloon will rupture from either the
knocking around it gets or the reaction of the CC and the small amount of water
that always seems to get in the jar. For added excitement, leave a burning rag
nearby or pour napalm on the bottle and light it (napalm = gasoline + lots of
styrofoam peanuts) you'll get a HUGE fireball.
REMEMBER: FBI takes no responsibility for anything you do
anytime, EVER. So be careful. And if yer gonna put it on
someones doorstep and ring the bell... Make sure its someone
you REALLY hate, cause at close range, this will REALLY fuck
Brought to you by
' the Sentinel
Garbled User and the F. B. I.
~~~Rocket Tubes and YOU!~~~
This file will tech you the basics of building, loading and using the
dreaded rocket tube. This is one of the militant's most powerful devices!!
The rocket tube is a simple device that will let you destoy things at extreme
distances with relative ease! This desturctive mechanism allows the roving
anarchist to take buildings, low flying aircraft, doors, and even people out
from afar. Interested yet?? Well read on..
The rocket tube can be easily manufactured by taking a few trips around
town.... A working knowledge in Model Rocketry will help you VERY MUCH! The
better you are at rocket building, the more accuracy and power your tube will
You will need:
| |Estes Rocket engines..(or any other brand) | These can be any size except |
| | |mini, depending on the range. |
| |Some basic rocket building equipment. | Tubes,nose cones, fins, ect. |
| |Gasoline | Boom! |
| |Model Cement | See above note! |
|1|Shotgun shell and small nail(optional) | Used to set off bomb |
| |Gunpowder | BOOM! |
|1|A long metal tube. About 2 1/2-3 inches | This is the tube. |
| |in diameter.. and about 2-3ft long. | |
| |A small wooden handle |Take a guess! |
|2|Wood screws |to hold the handle in |
| |Basic assembly tools, glue, screwdriver ect|duh! |
|1|Dowel about 1/8th inch diameter,3 1/2ft.lng|DOwel for rocket tube. |
Now here's a nice diagram..
open | | closed end
end | | <----
The back end should be TOTALLY sealed.. unless you want your face ripped apart.
a blast shield around the front end made of sheet metal would also be a good
idea! But is not nessecary if you put the handle farther back.
NOTE- the farther back the handle is.. the harder it will be to keep the rocket
straight.. and your accuracy will suffer considerably.
Now.. the rocket is simple to construct... just build a basic rocket..
Now, cut the fins in a manner as shown...
The total width of the rocket(with 4 fins!) should be equal to the diameter of
the rocket tube.. sand them off so they fit nicely.
Now put the little straw on the side of the rocket.
find yourself a long piece of metal, round and thin.It must be able to fit into
the little straw on the side of the rocket, and should be 3 inches longer than
the rocket tube.
Put the metal piece through the straw, and fit the rocket into the tube.. You
need to secure the metal dowel in a place in the sealed end of the tube. this
will serve as a guide for the rocket. It may be easier if the seal on the back
is removable, or at least seal it on AFTER you put the dowel in.
The entire tube, dowel and all should be greased smooth, all throughout the
inside. This will insure a smooth launch.
Now.. to build your rocket.. I will give a distance estimation based on some
estes charts, and personal knowledge..
Engine size | horizontal range | verticle range |
A8-3 | 200-400 ft | 200-600ft |
b6-4 | 300-600ft | 300-900ft |
C6-5 | 350-1000ft | 400-1450ft |
d12-5 | 600-1500ft | 800-2300ft | (the best! most advised)
you will want to select your engine depending on the range of the target.
Also remember.. these are MUCH heavier than normal rockets.. it is not advised
to aim low!! aim just high of your target, depending on the distance.. For very
long distances.. aim at a 30-45 degree angle.. Practice makes perfect. Practice
with wieghted down duds before you go indiscriminatly blowing up nuke plants..
A normal rocket is made with recovery wadding, and a nice little parachute..
Fuck these.. This should be made the following way.
A)Take 1 paper towel.. soak it in gasoline..
B)Take 1 paper towel.. soak it in battery acid, and muriatic(HCL)acid. let dry
C)Mix gasoline and gunpowder in a 3:1 ratio.. disolve thouroughly. Soak 2 paper
towels in this and let dry.
Now take your tube and do the following..
nose || gunpowder | C | B | A |engine
(a,b,c correspond to the steps listed above)
Now, there are two ways to build this rocket..
1) Rocket will fly until out of fuel and then explode..(can be delayed)
this is good for kiling people, scare tactics, and airplane destruction.
2) Rocket will run out of fuel, engine will eject.. and will explode on impact. The uses for this are obvious, doors, cars, buildings, landforms(heh heh).
For number one.. glue the nose cone on.. and launch(more on that later)
For number two.. replace C with A. omit c and b. place a stopper about 1 inch
thick in front of the engine. Glue this in.. fill the remaining space with more
gunpowder. Now.. take the shotgun shell, and glue it in so that the primer
faces out the front of the rocket. Drive the nail through the nose cone, so
that the head of the nail is at the tip of the cone. Get some more tubing and..
a is the nose cone, b is the extra tubing, and c is where the shotgun shell is..the nail tip, sticking out from A should just touch the primer. put some glue
around it to insure the placment. B should be glued around C. and A should have
a very WEAK bond to b.
When the rocket hits cone first.. the bond between a and b breaks. this causes
the nail to break the primer, and set off the shell.. causing a VERY nasty
Ok.. now the last part.. the engine...
Take your engine.. and make a slow burning fuse... 15-20 seconds should be
enough.. (depending on how fast you want the rocket going off)..
Now.. Scrape a larger hole out of the clay in the back.(use a drill bit)
FIll this with gunpowder and a fuse. place a little glue on the end to hold it
To launch.. place the straw(from the rocket) on the dowel(in the tube). Get a
lighter.. Light the fuse. Tilt the tube back so the rocket falls back into the
tube. DO NOT PUSH IT IN YOURSELF..(I shouldn't need to explain this one!)
Aim the tube, and wait for the rocket to fire.. hold steady.. this mutha kicks
one damn ass punch! Also.. wear goggles.. don't be an idiot.
NOTE- The engine bit can also be done with the regular igniters from a rocket..
but remember.. they have a 50% failure rate.. so by gaining an electrical push
button system.. you can lose your launch speed.. and possibly your life!
What to use this for..
These rockets will be refered to as TYPE A (launch/explode) and type B
(launch/impact/explode). Type a is normally used to cause a BIG fireball in the
middle of nowhere.. but if launched into somebodies stomach.. can be quite
cool! Also this type is used to blow up aircraft, due to the phenominal aim you
would need to actually HIT the plane.. this can take it out as long as you get
near the craft.. and time it right. These are also used to destroy crowds..
This tactic is quite deadly!Launching one of these into a crowd is like blowing
up a bomb in the middle. These rocket tubes are comparable to RPGs and
Type B is used to take out tanks, cars, doors, buildings and other assorted non
moving objects. The explosion from type B is MUCH bigger than a.. but will not
travel as far! Type B can also be used to set off a pre-planted explosive
somewhere by aiming at the general vicinity.
So.. when you've got a big gang fight to go to.. and your out numbered 10:1..
bring good ol Nellie the RT along.. when they see a rocket shoot out of that
tube and blow up the swingset.. they'll run like hell!! Or maybe your fighting
a civil war... playing war games.. or whatever..
Just remember.. This was brought to YOU by the FBI.. and GarbLeD USeR.
Note- If the engine fires and the rocket does not leave the tube.. Chuck the
tube .. and hit the deck.. you fucked up somewhere.. and the rocket will still
Also- These tubes are REUSABLE.. so you can make 400 rockets, and only need one tube... but try and re-grease it FREQUENTLY.. otherwise the above may happen to YOU!
Also.. the first time you make this.. try it without the dowel in the middle..
sometimes it works better with, and sometimes better without. I suppose it
depends on the quality of the rocket.
This FBI paper was paid for, in part by a special grant from noone.
Copyright 1999 GArbled UseR. All rights Blown to Hell.
The SECRET of
THE GARAGE GEAR GRENADES !!!!!!!
And other assorted easy-to-do-detonations!
Yes.. FBI and GaRbLeD UseR bring you another informing, wonderful article..
This article is based on the need for weaponry.. FAST, and cheap.
Example 1- Your house is surrounded by urban terrorists, they want your
girlfriend to come out, naked, with her hands up. What do you do??
Example 2- Your nextdoor neighbor has noticed a few STRANGE smoke clouds
coming from your home, and has decided to call the Feds. Too bad you have 30
kilos of coke stashed under your bed. WHat to do???!
Example 3- Your best freind has been taken hostage by the KGB, and is
being held in a warehouse 1000 ft. away. He has 30 minutes to live.. No car,
No ready made weapons. WHAT WILL YOU DO?!?!?
Well.. aside from the corny examples, you pull out this article.
How will this ASCII save your best friend from the KGB? Easy, It teaches
you a simple fact. That every household in america contains enough explosives
to detonate a city block. No way.. uh uh.. you say.. Well... READ ON!!
BTW-A few of these were taken from other authors to make this file more
complete.. The author is listed underneath the title.
Special Thanx to Acid Reign and BIOC 003 for being great role models..
The Gerbil Feed Bomb
This is a simple weapon.. Have a pet? Small rodent perhaps??
Modeling Cement?? EVEN better!
Great, now get some gasoline, a glass jar, and a wick. (See later text for
how to on wicks!)
Take the glass jar, Powder up the pet food, (preferably green pellets but the
little cylindyrs do nicely) Now take the modeling cement.. POUR it in. Mix
thouroughly.. Now that you've TOTALLY emptied about 2 glue containers into
the mixture. Fill the rest of the bottle with gasoline.(did I forget to mention
the gerbil feed should only about half fill the container?) Shake.
Now take Mr.Wick Put it in through the top. Light, run, hit the dirt!!!
VERY powerful.. one went off in Beirut and killed 57 people!!
The BIC BomB!
This is a very simple, and powerful grenade, and can be made MORE powerful
with some BB's and glue. Take a lighter, preferably with LOTS of fluid.(BIC
disposable) Pull the metal thing off the top, now pull the little wheel out.
Optional:Coat with glue and roll in BB's!
Now.. Light the little plastic bits at the top(heat until they bubble!)
and THROW!! Should make a nice BIG fireball. If you included the optional step
watch your opponents die from a shotgun-like blast!
Generic Pipe Bomb
This simple bomb can be made many many wayz!!
1) FIll with assorted explosive powders(match heads, Rocket Engines, rust,
aluminum powder, or whatever else you have laying around that looks deadly!)
2) Same as method 1. Omit the part about drilling the hole for the fuse.
simply fill a MR. COFFEE filter with DAMP Nitrogen Triiodide(discused later)
and put in one(or both) end(s) of the pipe. Unviel,throw, Enjoy!
3) The ol' Gunpowder and wick works too.. but can be donw with shotgun shells
Another simple bomb. Get the following.
Shotgun primer(from UNFIRED shell)
Fill the arrow with gunpowder. Glue the primer to the end of the arrow.
Glue the BB to end of the primer. Shoot at your intended enemy. Watch him die
in pain as the arrow explodes! This also tends to produce millions of little
shards of aluminum, which can be quite deadly when accelerated(say,.. by an
(as allways, gunpowder can be replaced by many other things..)
Gunpowder Replacements (for the anarchist in a jam for time)
Simple replacements for gunpowder.
Rocket engine powder(ground up)
Ground up match heads
Emptied out bullets and shells.
Emptied out Bottle rockets and other assorted fireworks.
These replacements will do nicely in a REAL jam. And even when you have
the right equipment.. Most of these work equally or better than the real
thing. Except maybe the match heads.. they have a knack for being more like
flash powder.. but are still comparable!!
These wicks aren't the best.. but do OK in a jam.
Take any burning string(except nylon, if it melts when burned, it's nylon!)
Get some acetone(nail polish remover) and gunpowder(or ground up charcoal if
in a SERIOUS jam. (you is bummin!) Mix in 1:1 ratio. Dip string in mixture.
Let the ACETONE soak in for awhile. Let dry. Repeat about 10 times.
This should give you a VERY NICE WICK!!
This is a strange liquid.. Take a Plastic peanut butter jar,(or any plastic
jar) Fill up with half nail polish remover and half 99% iso-propyl alcohol.
A) Ignite mixture, run fast
B) Ignite bottle, throw fast
C) Pour on target, Light and run fast!!
if used properly.. it sometimes has a nasty property of causting the entire
mixture to become gaseous.. INSTANTLY.. this can cause a TREMENDOUS exlosion!!
One note.. Try to get 99% pure Iso-Propyl Alcolhol.. The lesser the purity,
the lesser the chance of explosion.. Same with the acetone!
This little bastard will blow just about anyone 30-100 feet back!! Can cause
a car to nearly flip over.. and can cause almost nuclear damage to a window!
Simply Grab the vineger, grab the ol ARM and HAMMER baking soda. Take a
cheap plastic bottle(2 liter is good). Take some paper towels.Fill them with
alot of baking soda. Wrap them VERY thoughroughly(but small enof to still fit
thru the neck of the bottle). FIll the bottle about 60% up with vineger. TAke
the baking soda rolls you made(about 10) and drop them in. then just
close, and throw.. FAST!! The reaction causes a HUGE amount of CO2 gas
to be produced.. causing a BIG BOOM!
You can ALSO use a glass bottle, which will create MANY nice, sharp glass
shards! Which function nicely as an anti-personel device.
This is the same as a force grenade, except the minor fact that it releases
a cloud of poison gas SO deadly it will kill just about anyone nearby!
(not to mention the sheer power of the bomb!)
Just replace the Arm-n-hammer with any ammonia containing liquid (ammonia Water
works the best (ammonium hydroxide))
Replace the vineger with a chlorine containing liquid, like industrial strength
Ever wonder why they allways tell you not to mix the two?? Now you know.. they
produce chlorine gas.
This will produce QUITE a blast.. and a green cloud that will sweep a city
block.. so try not to be downwind of the bomb!! It will also take longer to
explode..So you have more time to throw the grenade.. BUT Don't be thinking...
"Gee, I have all the time in the world.. I think I'll have a few cigs before I
throw this" Or you will end up looking VERY dead. By more time I mean about 10-
15 more seconds added to the safety margin before the thing HAS to be thrown!
Another STRANGE thing you can do with this one is, tie a turpentine soaked rag
around the bottle.. (DO NOT LIGHT) This will react with the chlorine, and catch
on fire, releasing TONS of black smoke.. and an interestingly noxious smell..
which is also probably very dangerous. (No I'm not sure.. Would YOU stand near
a death grenade to find out whether or not it was deadly??)
Quite simple. Same as above two. Use Calcium Carbide and water.
Harder to do because CaC2 is NOT usually a houshold chemical.. Unless your wife
is a speliologist.
Now.. Simply tie a gasoline soaked rag to the bottle, light, throw.. run.
SHould make a nice, big.. powerful blast.. emitting a HUGE fireball!!
This should be used with a glass bottle, be advised.. if you throw the bottle
to hard.. it will break, causing a not-so-awesome explosion..
Of course.. when using glass you could allways cushion the outside!
All of these should be thrown as soon as they are closed.. The gases they
produce are quite harmful.. and being nearby when one explodes is ALLWAYS a bad idea!!
BY:Acid Reign. Also added to by GArbled User
Well, this bomb was constructed by us in an attempt to not only make an
antipersonnel device which was easy to construct, but also to create the
biggest fireball that the world has ever seen. So, you get the power of pure
butane, with the added advantage of simplicity in construction...have phun!
1. A Cannister of Butane Fuel: Easy to obtain, this can be found at just
about any good drugstore, certainly at a hardware store.
2. Gun Powder: See above.
3. Plastic Container: Preferably a TupperWare-(tm) glass, as it will both
melt away and explode, while glass will shatter with heat, and metal
will not explode.
4. A Fuse: You can buy these in places, but if you don't want to go thru
the hassle, simply rub model glue all over a string, it'll work just
5. Masking Tape: Or electrical tape, or cellophane tape, or whatever kind
of tape that you've got lying 'round the house.
1. Fill the plastic container with 1/4 to 1/2 inch of powder.
2. Center the butane in the container, atop the powder.
3. Fill the rest of the container with powder, around the butane. Pack
it down -- lightly, just so that it fully fills in the container.
4. Insert the fuse at least 1/2 inch into the powder, and pack the
surrounding powder as in step 3. Seal the top of the container around
the butane with a small covering of masking tape.
5. Plant the device in a target area.
6. Light the fuse, and...
7. RUN LIKE HELL!!
8. (Detonation): If this is done correctly, and you get well out of range
of the fireball, the immediate, (and non-immediate), area will be "up
in smoke," persay.
A Diagram of Proper Construction
__| Butane |
/ | Cannister |
>*< _ /
| | | /
\ _| |_ __| Tape |
| Bomb |______| / \ / | Covering |
| Fuse | _|_| |___/
|.|.| |.:.| \
|:|:| RONCO |:.:| \__| Plastic |
|.:.|_______|.:.| | Container |
|:.:| |___|______| Notice the "designer" |
|_:.|_______|.:.| | butane fuel, here! |
| Gun |__/|:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:|
| Powder | |_______________|
Acid Reign - and - Riff Raff
Now for the Garbled User enhancements!!!
Use propane instead of Butane.
Use an oxygen tank along with the butane/propane.(BIG WHITE BOOM!!)
Ever see those HUGE propane canisters used in outdoor BBQ's? Get the idea?!?
No oxygen tanks?? Use Whipped Cream(in the spray container)
No butane/propane?? Use WD40 or other aerosols!! (WD40 and other lubricants
are the best tho)
All of these should make your little butane bomb capable of nuking a city..
Or.. just drop yours off by the local propane cylinder exhange at your corner
store.. heh heh..
Of course.. there are those HUGE propane canisters.(6-20 ft long!!)
those would be fun to watch.
Simple enof. Take alot of ammonia water, mix with 3-4 bottles of iodine.
Shake for 5 minutes. Filter through MR Coffee filter about 10 times.
A) You now have a crimson substance with explosive properties, and a nasty
temper.. (Extremely shock sensitive)
B) You may also use the liquid over again..(Re mix with iodine. make more!!)
You have a virtually endless supply, as long as you have Iodine bottles, you
A useful chemical. These aren't exact measurements.. but when you are in a
hurry.. you could care less.
50/50 Acetone/Hydrogen Peroxide.
add 10 drops Muriatic(pool) acid.
Have fun with white filtrate.The Filtrate is somewhat SHOCK SENSITIVE.. so be
advised not to stomp on, hit, mutilate or whatever while in possesion.
The main way of setting this off though is to use a wick, or fire of some
sort.. I suppose it could be used as a replacement for gunpowder.. but I
haven't tried. Also.. It usually takes a few hours to complete the reaction..
so be patient.. Try heating it in a 40C water bath.. that should speed it up
Tennis Ball Bomb
SImple enof. Take tennis ball, strike anywhere matches, gunpowder. Cut the
heads off the matches. Open up the tennis ball. Fill the tennis ball with those
match heads. Pour in some gunpowder for kick. Seal the hole up with rubber
cement and duct tape.. Throw at your enemy(very hard!) watch fun as he dies!!
These little pukes are quite powerful.. but take QUITE a shock to set off! My
advice is to practice your pitching skills before taking on an enemy with
these.. or you could end up dead, and laughed at. Also.. NEVER SQUEEZE!!!!
One time we moved a 50 lb park bench about a foot with one. Imagine the fun you
could have, if you made a HUGE batch of these, got a car, and one of those nice
MR. TENNIS PRACTICE SERVERS. You know.. The ones that shoot tennis balls out at
high speeds for court practice!! You could take out a fucking niegborhood!!
Basic Moltov Cocktail
60% oil, 40% gasoline. Wine bottle filled with mixture,rag soaked in
Put rag in bottle, so most of it sticks out. Cork the bottle. Light the rag.
Throw at intended target. The bottle will break, releasing the oil/gas mixture.
The burning rag will ignite this, and the whole area will be covered in fire!
Now to have fun, replace oil with styrofoam!! NOW watch the fun when it
Of course you could allways use Blast Oil instead of gasoline.. :)
Spray Bottle Flamethrower.
Even EASIER.. Get one of your nice little spray bottles,(mom or wife uses
them to water houseplants). Fill with one of many liquids..
* Blast Oil
* Ethyl or Iso-propyl Alcolhol
* Naptha(lighter fluid)
Drano(or other like fluids)
* Nail polish Remover
Now.. If it has an asterick beside it.. SImply pull out MR lighter, and hold in
front of the blast! Turn to MIST for a deathly fireball, or STREAM for a nice
line of deadly fire! For the other liquids, ALLWAYS USE STREAM!! TRy to aim for
the face. If you can hit the eyes, any of these are guaranteed to blind the
No spray bottles?? Look under the sink.. Maybe a WINDEX bottle, OR.. if you
have children.. a squirt gun will do nicely. Be warned! Many of these liquids
will eat through plastic! So if your weapon catches on fire.. THROW! Do not
attempt to put it out! Also try and use them quickly.. or you may end up
covered in DRANO! (The tip of the weapon will occasionally catch on fire.. this
is OK.. but be careful and put it out.. the tip may melt.. and you is toast
when it does!!
Quick formula for HIGH EXPLOSIVES!
Quite easy. 88% Ammonium nitrate
12% Charcoal powder.
(See below on how to get Ammonium Nitrate)
So.. as you can see.. The modern anarchist is supplied with what he needs,
by the very entity he uses it to destroy! In a single house alone.. there is
probably enough explosives to take a nice big building down! By simply walking
down to the corner store.. many more are found.. Butane fuel,
fireworks...alcolhols.. the whole bit! Your local hardware store sells nice
stuff like aluminum powder, toulene(!!!!) and pipes! Plus other assorted
goodies if you know what to look for. The grocery store has even MORE! Instant
cold packs. They are just water and AMONIUM NITRATE!! heh heh.. I need say no
So.. my advice to you, the budding young anarchist... Go to your favorite
store.. Read lables.. If it sez DO NOT MIX WITH blah blah. MIX IT!! If it sez
to keep away from fire, drop a match in it. Look for your neccesary anarchy
ingredients in your favorite products.. and if you are lucky enough.. You may
find EXACTLY what you were looking for!
This has been another GArblEd UsEr / FBI presentation!!
1999 FBI. All Rights Systematecly Destroyed.
T H E .
P R E S E N T S . . .
The Evolution Of Cubes.
This is exactly what you are thinking to yourself as you read this.. Not
ANOTHER F.B.I paper!! Spare me..
Heh heh heh.. It's too late!! You've allready read the title.. You are
doomed to continue now.
You may have learned about evolution in biology, or possibly from a local
fanatic. But they never told you the truth... What ALL scientists fear...
The Cube Theory.
Yes. over the years, the inane theory has been put down, over and over..
mainly by evolutionists that fear the truth.. But now the theory has been
revised, and the street clinics, and back alley liposuctions can come to an
end now.. Yes.. the theory is being made public.. By your socially concious
freind at the F.B.I. GaRbLeD uSeR..
| "Billyons and Billyons of people hate this theory!" -Carl Sagan, infidel. |
Millions of years ago.. a small spark began on the earth, who knows what
caused it.. Some say blind luck. Others argue supernatural interference. But
only the cubists can explain this theory..
We must go back, 20.. no.. 30.. 40 billion years. The Big Bang. This
event has still mystified scientists and dope addicts alike for many years
now. But this.. is the answer to the cube theory.
It is thought that at this time, a black hole of tremendous mass,
existed, and it's own great mass caused a mighty catastrophic explosion.
Giving birth to Galaxys, Stars, Planets, Landforms.. and later, curious little
beings who like to discuss trees. This has always been refuted by the simple
question, "What was there before the big bang??"
To find this answer, go to your local Post office.
Yes.. just a day ago last year, the Wonderful U.S. Postal service lost
my package. I spent over a hundred dollars mailing 19 cubic meters of lead to
my freind as a birthday present. The post office lost it. HOW could ANYONE,
even one as incompetent as a post office employee, loose 19 cubic meters of
LEAD?! The answer came to me today.
It was sucked into a space time vortex, and landed in the past..
40 billion years in the past to be specific! See the tie. The universe began
due to the hard, dilligent work of our US postal service men and weomen. If
it wasn't for their contstant incompetence, and lack of common sence, the
universe would not exist today. oops.. Back to the story.
As I was saying, this huge cube of metal JUST happened to land on an
energy fluxuation. This energy compressed the cube to the size of a cat. Then
the energy began to take the form of the cube, and the cube was replicated,
and this was repeated, over and over. Soon the mass became tremendous, and the
entire cube collapsed upon itself. A great explosion soon followed. This was
the fabled Big Bang.
Soon the stars were formed, and our little sun came to be. And what a
nice sun it is. This gave birth to a world, full of little beings, that would
soon fufil their niche in the universe, to create it. Should this world have
been destroyed before the completion of my task.. we would never have existed.
You can thank me later.
So next time you see that postal service worker walking down the street,
stop him. Thank him for your existance. If he weren't so incredibly stupid..
you wouldn't be around!
Don't let the Trees getcha!
No.. I won't let you...
How could you!!.. It's all over.... I depart.. from the realm.. of the sane..
Like I was ever a member! HA.. send your pencils to
The foundation to help gArBleD UsEr. Don't hesitate!! Call now!!
You can help, melt a mind!
GARBLED user and the
How to Idiot Hack.
Say what?? You want into your fave unix,vax, or whatever system.. but you
don't have an account?
Well you could allways BRUTE FORCE hack an account.. But this is a waste of
time.. and most times doesn't work..
Instead.. you IDIOT hack..
Yes.. the sad truth about users of School Mainframes is.. They have no
idea what they are doing!
All you need is a list of accounts on the system you hope to hack..
Ask around to the local hackers.. maybe they have a few.. or if you can get
in.. you've got it made..
this will show you the ENTIRE userlist for the system.
Now hangup and logon again..
Take the first account and go to the login prompt..
(I will use Unix for an example here..)
Well.. what do you do?? You need a password.. It's actually quite simple.. 90%
of the users have the SAME PASSWORD AS THIER LOGIN NAME.
So.. just go down the list, pump int the user name , then pump it in again for
the password. I guarantee you will get at LEAST 1-10 acounts that way.. simply
find one that hasn't been used in a LONG time.(It will tell you the last login
when you logon) Now type passwd or something like that and commendeer the
account.. Or to make it last longer.. just leave it alone and try to erase all
traces of your existance. Chances are the user is a fool, so you can trick him with simple things like hidden dirs!
this will create a dir named .programs that will only show up if the user
typed ls -lt *
This system is PROVEN to work.. I have found 10 out of 15 attempts to work!!
After that.. it got so hilariously funny I couldn't continue and just
So.. Get a userlist.. and HACK!! HACK HACK HACK!! And enjoy your new
(c)1999 Garbled User/ FBI All Rights Found Guilty Of Treason In a Court Of Law
Brought to you BY>>>>>>
GaRbLed UsEr Founder of
F. B. I.
The art of outdial..!
So you logged on to your local shitty unix system.. And after the initial
Excitement of hacking an account...and FPTing around the world..Impressing your
freinds by telling them you called Finland yesterday(too bad it was FTP), Using
yer SENDMAIL and the usenet... Now WHAT... about the only thing you can do is
get X rated gifs from italy..
WRONG... The unix system is EVERY Hackers/Pirates DREAM!!
Why you ask?
Well.. simple... imbeded DEEP in the code for KERMIT..(that horrid UNIX
transfer protocal) Is a VERY nice function..
YEs.. YOu can call your favorite BBS (Like The Realm Of Nihilism!) at about
9600 BPS.. regardless of your modem speed.... AND It's all charged to the UNIX
Now.. to find out if your host has this feature enter Kermit, and type "?"
If it sez dial.. you are in BUisiness!!
Simply type the following commands..
help set line
help set modem
help set speed
this should give you an idea of what yer up against.
First thing to do.. is to set the modem..
type set modem ?
this will give you a nice list of modems to chose from.. you should choose
Hayes.. this is usually the best..
Now type set line ?
this will tell you what to set the line to!! In my case I have to CWD to /dev
then type set line tty
Now type set speed to whatever value.
YOU have an outdial!!
this will dial the Realm Of Nihilism..
if not.. you did something wrong..
after it screws around fer awhile.. type connnect at the prompt..
and there's yer terminal screen!!
now download whatever you want..(AT 9600!!) and use the bbs normally..
now you can exit.. and download everything from your unix site using
kermit(yuk!).. Slow.. but FREE!!
BTW- I advise against using this feature if you have a legit account! the
school may just BILL you!! ($953.45 for 34 calls to Syracuse NY)
heh heh.. have fun.. and Thank GarbLed UseR for opening a new door in Pirating!
GarBled UseR bids you farewell.. happy hacking..
-Avast ye Scurvy DOS.. Prepare to be boarded!!!!
(C)1999 FBI All Rights Forfieted by The High Command.
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