By: Fredric Rice
Re: O. J. Simpson is murdered!
"Just when he was convinced he had gotten away with murder,
O. J. Simpson tasted the blades of revenge. His blood-
curdling howls of agony were heard throughout the canyons
of Brentwood, but no one came to his aid. Not Kato, not
Rosa, not even his race-baiting mouthpiece Johnnie."
"Across the nation, women took to the streets in song and
dance as the news spread of O. J.'s torturous demise. The
LAPD immediately announced that it would launch an
exhaustive search for 'the real killer.'"
- Mad Magazine #353, January 1997