Welcome to CultMaster 2000
The power of modern computer technology
joins the ancient battle against cults!
Have you ever felt like you were the only authentic Christian left?
Now you can prove it, with the new CultMaster 2000 CD-Rom package.
CultMaster 2000 is produced by Kingdom of the Kults, Inc., a
business founded by experienced professional cult-fighters
who now make their skills available to you. For just $99.99, the
CultMaster 2000 will
let you prove that anyone who doesn't see things your way is any of the
* a member of a cult
* a heretic
* a Satan worshipper
* plotting to take over the world
* a Republican
The patented CultMaster software includes two major modules. First,
there is the Cult Exposer module, which contains explosive
documentation on the doctrinal absurdities and historical scandals
behind over 3,000 religious denominations, including every major
Christian denomination in the United States except yours (all
negative information about your denomination of choice is deleted during
the initial installation of the software). For example, if your
denomination is Methodist, you can access Cult Exposer to print out
detailed briefs showing why Lutherans, Catholics, and Presbyterians
are pitiful, deluded followers of a lie, adhering to doctrines that
clearly make them non-Christian cultists. Cult Exposer is
customizable, allowing you to classify others as falling into any or
all of the categories listed above (non-Christian, cult member,
brainwashed, etc.). You make the allegations, we provide the
evidence, drawing upon a vast library of Biblical commentary,
writings, historical information, and scandalous quotes from past
leaders and members of the accused organization. Catholics, watch
your Lutheran friends tremble as they learn that Martin Luther advocated
bigamy for Henry VIII (clearly making him a non-Christian!).
Lutherans, stun your Catholic neighbors with the solid Biblical
evidence that only Lutherans are Christian. And Mormons will be
pleased to learn that they are the only ones who are NOT members of
a cult! Cultmaster 2000 is so powerful that it can make a
non-Christian pagan out of anybody.
For those rare cases where the Cult Exposer module doesn't offer
just what you're looking for, or for those times when you must denounce
someone who doesn't fit neatly into the 3000 denominations covered,
the Custom Cult Slayer module has just what you need. Custom Cult
Slayer allow you to choose from over 500 crucial doctrinal issues
which might differentiate your beliefs from those of someone else.
Once you've selected a group of beliefs where you differ from
others, Custom Cult Slayer uses those beliefs to create an exclusionary
definition of "Christian" to show why you are one and others aren't.
This is a powerful technique which Kingdom of the Kults, Inc., and
others have used successfully in books and pamphlets for years. For
the first time, this method - known as "Semantic Redefinition for
Exclusivity" - is now available for domestic use - thanks to
This exclusive software, so powerful that it can exclude almost
anyone from Christianity except you, has years of research and evidence
sifting behind it. But now you can be a cult expert in only minutes!
Pick the target, click the mouse, and watch as CultMaster 2000
provides solid proof of scandal, occultic practices, and
non-Christian practices. With CultMaster 2000 as your theological
just "Pick, Click, and Sick" every time.
As a public service, CultMaster 2000 offers a Netscape-enhanced form
to help you experience the Cultmaster 2000's Custom Cult Slayer
concept - in a primitive, public domain form (you've got to buy the
software to get the real thing!). Try it out!
If your local bookstore doesn't carry CultMaster 2000, they've
probably been infiltrated by a cult. In that case, order direct by
calling 1-800-HEL-FIRE and start putting the heat on the cultists
UPDATE NOTICE: Version 1.1 of CultMaster 2000 is now available,
correcting a serious deficiency in version 1.0. Although everything
in version 1.0 was theologicaly sound, we had failed to include the
dangerous cult system of the martial arts. CultMaster 2000 now
provides information about the martial arts as a cult, based on the
powerful expose in Bob Larson's outstanding book, Larson's Book of
Cults, Tyndale House Publ., Wheaton, 1983, page 27. It sure makes
sense that those in the martial arts are cultists. They wear
uniforms, have strict rules and codes they must follow, give
allegiance to human leaders, have varying levels or degrees in their
priesthood-like system of advancement, and jump around while
strange words. The martial arts - self defense or Satanic threat?
Now you've got proof with CultMaster 2000. (But if you are a martial
arts specialist, don't worry! CultMaster 2000 will delete the arguments
against your healthy hobby and provide a two-page document
explaining why martial arts is obviously not a cult, and why those who
enjoy martial arts will be damned.) Version 1.1 is avaialble as a
free update to registered owners of version 1.0. The CultSlayer demo
letter has also been updated to reflect the threat of martial arts