It Ain't Easy Being Green by The Pheromones Plastic forks, plastics spoons, Vinyl records

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It Ain't Easy Being Green by The Pheromones Plastic forks, plastics spoons, Vinyl records of Pat Boone. Forty diapers in a wink, Drano down the kitchen sink. Chloro-fluoro-carbon fan, Dolphins in a tuna can. Spotted owl, old oak woods, Recycle your paper goods. Save the whales, don't eat meat, Liberate your parakeet. Don't wear fur, don't hunt deer, Carrot juice instead of beer. Turtles wear it proudly, Kermit protests loudly. In sixty years we'll disappear, But all this junk will still be here. IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN! Recharge all my batteries, Just a little antifreeze. STP, Mobile-1, CO2 obscures the sun. Chlorox, Windex, Comet, Joy, Endust for the hoi polloi. Lemon freshened Mr. Clean, Chemicals I find obscene. Chlorine, carbon, nitrogen, Solid liquid gelatin. 'Paper bag or plastic?', gonna make me spastic. Either way we lose the trees or the ozone by degrees. IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN! How can I save the world? It's such a big place. I can't stand guard over the Amazon. I can watch Nova, but, with my pajamas on. (La-la-la, la-la-la. La-la-la, la-la-la). All the things that I can't burn, No deposit no return. Public servants spending freeze, Plastic shakes and nacho cheese. BigMacs, Cheetos, pork-rinds, Laboratory double blinds. Coffee, sugar, fat is out, Time to go the diet route. Couch potato gone to seed, Product labels do mislead. Now I get my veggies free, Grow 'em hydroponically. A Ceasarean rebirth, Anything for Mother Earth. Being born is fatal, DNA prenatal. We'll just make life infinite, Anticensor counterfeit. IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN! Re-adjusting my cuisine. Gotta give up gasoline. Polluters will be quarantined. Don't make me have to get real mean. IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN! 旼컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 複複複複 홄iswe Gorysgi daa79 輻 霜 홸 a leri a il 蔔 輻 輻 홦eldlherwwrva 蔔 蔔 賽 홦cin terile n 홳avaa nalamnt 霜 霜 霜 霜 홓ee nd Wl ai 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴 X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X

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