WE THREE DRUNKS
Dedicated to Bain the Polite,
Magnus the Subtle
and Ursus the Fuzzy
(Sung to the tune of "We Three KIngs")
CHORUS (All together)
Oh, oh, brew of wonder, brew of might,
We'll be drinking you all night
Let's pound another, O my brothers,
Why don't we drink some more and fight?
We three drunks so glorious are
We have yet to pass up a bar,
Steady drinking dulls our thinking,
We're looking good so far.
Bain the bold is my given name
Politeness is the name of my game
Always caring always sharing
Aren't you so glad I came?
Magnus I am called to my face
Subtlety is my saving grace
Always sneaking, never peeking,
Hey, man, get off my case!
Last and least, poor Ursus am I
Never sure who did what or why
Sober never, fuzzy forever
At least that's my alibi!
Now you know how cool are we three
Aren't you just as jealous can be
Truth we found it, now we drink it
Excuse us, we have to pee.