Surtur #34 Tue Mar 12 194204 1991 BART!!!!! Go to your room! ya right. Tra-Trouble!!!! Wel

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Surtur #34 Tue Mar 12 19:42:04 1991 BART!!!!! Go to your room! ya right... Tra-Trouble!!!! Well, your damned if you do... what are we talking about? Well, your damned if you do... Where's your sense of humor? Well, you damned if you do and your damned if you don't. BART!!! Let me start at the start, then take it away. My name is Simpson, Barthalimum J. That's Bart with an ART and a capitol B then SIMP plus SON that's me. Introductions aside let's move right along, You can all sing along at the sound of the gong. Once upon a time, about a week ago, all of a sudden, trouble started to grow. An alarm was buzzing, I was snoozin', supposed to get up now but I was refusin', to let reality become an intrusion, 'cause in dreamy-dreamy land I was cruising. but the buzz kept buzzing, my head kept buzzing. Gave the radio a throw, and heard an explosion. Opened up my eyes, to my suprise, there stood Homer and his temperature rise. I was chilling, he was yelling, face all distorted 'cause he was propelling. It wasn't what he said but more of his tone. The usual jive put your nose to the grindstone. I said I'm real sorry, but that didn't cut it. I started to protest, but dad said, "Shut it! Get up! Mow the lawn! Move it on the double! Because if you don't your in deep deep trouble!" TROUBLE!!!! yaaaaaa.. bart... owp! DEEP, DEEP trouble! yaaaaaa.. bart... c'mon c'mon... Nothing but trouble!!!! bart.. Where's your sense of humor, man? bart.. DEEP, DEEP trouble!!!! and it goes a little somethin' like this. So I'm in the front yard, mowin' like crazy, sweatin' like a pig and the sun is glazy. Homer is in the driveway, getting in the car, with Mom and Lisa, hope their going real far. Then Dad yells, "BART!" And I go,"YO!" He goes,"You done yet?!?" And I go,"No!" So he goes,"ooohhhh, your too slow!" So I step on the gas, to speed up the mow! Didn't see that sprinkler underneath that tree, Wham! kuh! PPPSSHHHH! Raining on me! I go,"Woah!" Homer goes,"doowhh! Now you can't go, to the boat show!" This is my thanks after working my butt off? Homer Revves the motor and they all start to putt off. Soaked to the bone, standing in the puddle. No-one needs to tell me I'm in deep, deep trouble! Trouble!!! Go to your room! BART!! Yea right.. bart.. Go to your room! madly in love with me.. DEEP, DEEP trouble!!!! Go to your room! Bart! oh give me a break.. YOU GONNA GET IN TROUBLE!!!!! Well, your damned if you do I don't know the answer. Well, your damned if you do. DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE!!!! Well, your damned if you do and you damned if you don't. C'mon, C'mon.. As soon as their gone, I'm streched on a lawn, looking at this guy with my sun-shades on. Now I've never-ever said that I was a smarty, but inspiration hit me, LET'S HAVE A PARTY! Called up my posse, they were here in a flash. They brought all their pals, we started the thrash! There was romping, stomping, an occasional crash. A fistfight or two, and Nintendo for cash. We raided the fridge, dogs raided the trash. I got a little worried when the windows got smashed. The next thing you know, Mom and Dad are home. The kids dissapear and I'm all alone. Everything is silent, except for my moan and the low, bluzy tome of a saxiphone. They look at me then go into a huddle, I have the sinking sensation that I'm in deep, deep trouble. TROUBLE!!! Dowp! bart.. Oh gimme a break. DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE!!! Hey, what is this? bart, bart.. Madly in love with me. DON'T KEEP TROUBLE!!! go to your room. oh, oh yea! Bart, go to your room! DEEP, DEEP trouble! go to your room! okey-dokey. BART! a c'mon, c'mon! There's a little epilogue to my tale of sadness, I was dragged down the street by his royal dadness. We rounded the corner and came to a stop. Threw me inside Jakes Barber shop. I said, "Please sir, just a little off the top." dude shaved me bare, gave me a lollypop! So on my head there's nothing but stubble. Man I hate being in deep, deep trouble! TROUBLE!!! yaaaaaaa.. Well, your damned if you do. Well, your damned if you do. DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE!!! Well, your damned if you do and your damned if you don't. awwll.. C'mon, man... NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!!!! Well, your damned if you do. What are we talking about? Well, your damned if you do. DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE!!! Where's your sense of humor? Well, Your damned if you do and your damned if you don't. TROUBLE!!! yaaa... DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE!!! hahaha!!!

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