241 Date 2254 090790 Land of Cold Fusion (to Land of Confusion) Copyright 1989 by Edward G

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241 From: Edward Goldstein [643] Date: 22:54 09/07/90 Land of Cold Fusion (to Land of Confusion) Copyright 1989 by Edward Goldstein; reproduced by permission I must have ran a thousand tests Been bothered by a million pests But I can feel we're nearing our goal We soon won't be using coal. Now did you hear the news today? They say that fusion's on its way But I can see the gas still alight They're burning it, into the night CHORUS1 There's too many labs Too many people Making too many projects And not enough funds to go around Can't you see we're trying to achieve cold fusion! CHORUS2 Well this is the lab we work in... oh And these are the funds we're given... oh Use them and let's start trying... oh To make it a cheaper/cleaner energy source (alternate the 2) Oh MIT where are you now Everything seems to go wrong somehow The men of science dream of fusion power And losing grants by the hour This is the time This is the place For the energy of the future But there's not enough money to go around Can't you see we're trying to achieve cold fusion! CHORUS2 I remember long ago... When the turbines were whinning Fossil fuels burning all through the night And it gave us all our power Until the EPA put up a fight... So long ago.... I won't be coming home tonight Have to work on those equations all night Congress better not be making promises It knows it'll never keep CHORUS1 Well this is the lab we work in... oh And these are the funds we're given... oh Use them and let's start trying... oh To make it a power worth working towards. Well this is the lab we work in And these are the funds we're given Stand up and let's start asking Just where our money is going too....

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