Stingray #53 Sun Mar 17 213406 1991 more lyrics! (note if you have only normal to weird mu

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Stingray #53 Sun Mar 17 21:34:06 1991 more lyrics! (note: if you have only normal to weird musical tastes, abort  this now, as it could be detrimental to your health.) Christmas At Ground Zero "Weird Al" Yankovich ... It's Christmas at ground zero There's music in the air The sleighbells are ringing and the carolers are singing While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at ground zero The button has been pressed The radio just let us know that this is not a test Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping It's the end of all humanity No more time for last minute shopping It's time to face your final destiny It's Christmas at ground zero There's panic in the crowd We can dodge debri while we trim the tree Underneath the mushroom cloud You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop Or Jack Frost on your windowsill But if someone's climbing down your chimney You better load your gun and shoot to kill Oh it's Christmas at ground zero And if the radiation level's okay I'll go out with you and see all the new Mutations on New Years day It's Christmas at ground zero Just seconds left to go I'll duck and cover with my yuletide lover Underneath the mistletoe It's Christmas at ground zero Now the missiles are on their way What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked On this jolly holiday What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked On this jolly holiday! (insert air raid sirens here) =) you're all screaming in agony so much I cant tell what you're saying, ohwell,  I guess you mustve said to post something else, huh? 1Sting 2ray1Sting  2ray7Stingray X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X

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