THE CHOSEN ONE By Lucillus Dedicated to Arundor, the first and, of course, that doddering

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THE CHOSEN ONE By Lucillus Dedicated to Arundor, the first and, of course, that doddering old Tuchuk, Magor the Pale (Sung to the tune of "Puff, the Magic Dragon") CHORUS Hail to Magor's Chosen! I hope it isn't me. There he goes with wicked grin, Who will his victim be? Although he has a lady, At times it's not enough. He likes to spend his manly seed In manner rough and tough. Girls are not his target, Boys are what he seeks. He likes them young and sturdy As he pries between their cheeks. When his need arises He won't be denied, No pleas for mercy will he hear, There's no place you can hide! (CHORUS) First there came Arundor Fleet of foot was he, We chased him through the woods all night And tied him to a tree. Then forever after He'd watch old Magor fight, Was he just reliving His fond memories of that night? (CHORUS) Next there was Valharic, Such a pretty boy. With all those dimples and cute curls For Magor to enjoy. Alas, he was not worthy, He cringed and cried and moaned, Ran screaming to his parents When he thought he might get boned. (CHORUS) Who will next be chosen? One thing is for sure, Another boy will be abused As long as he endures. Young boys must be careful When Magor is around, He's always looking for a fresh Young victim he can pound! (CHORUS)

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