Smells like Nirvana By +quot;Weird Al+quot; Yankovic Typed in by MAGISTER LUDI! Note this

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Smells like Nirvana By "Weird Al" Yankovic Typed in by MAGISTER LUDI! Note: this song contains some nonsense words. any word enclosed in a {} is to be said phonetically.. {laff} would be laugh. Get it? Good. What is this song all about? can't figure any lyrics out. How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know Don't know Don't know Don't know oh no! Don't know Don't know Don't know Now I'm mumblin' And I'm screaming! And I don't know What I'm singing! Crank the volume Ears are bleeding! I still don't know What I'm singin'! We're so loud and incoherent boy this otta Bug your {parounts!} Yea! [after 5th guitar note] BURP! [in same spot] SCHWING! It's un-in-tell-ig-a-bul I just can't get it through my skull. it's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with auhl these marbels in my mouth Don't know Don't know Don't know oh no don't know Don't know Don't know Well, we don't sound Like Madonna! Here we are now! We're Nirvana! Sing distinctly [sing clearly] when I wanna Buy our album! We're Nirvava! A garage band From Seattle! Well it sure beats Breeding cattle! yeay! [after 5th guitar note] MOO! [same spot] BAAAA! [GARGLE SOLO] And I forgot the next verse. oh well i guess it pays to rehearse. the lyric sheet's so hard to find what are the words on nevermind? don't know Don't know Don't know oh no don't know Don't know Don't know Well I'm yellin' And we're playin'! but i don't know what I'm sayin'! what's the message? I'm conveying? can you tell me what I'm sayin'? So if you got some idea, didn't think so. well i'll see ya! sionara! (x2) ... {hayinowoa} (x2) ... {hiinawaa} {ya-da-da-da} (x4) koff Koff! X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X

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