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AC/DC Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Type by The Omen! Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap ----- ----- ---- ---- ----- If your having trouble With the High-School Head He's giving you the blues You wanna graduate But not in this state Here's what you gotta do Pick up the phone I'm always home Call me anytime. Just ring 362-4360 I lead a life of crime. Chorus: Dirty Deeds - Done Dirt Cheap Dirty Deeds - Done Dirt Cheap Dirty Deeds - Done Dirt Cheap Dirty Deeds and there Done Dirt Cheap Dirty Deeds and there Done Dirt Cheap You got a problem in your life of love You got a broken heart He's double dealing with your best friend Thats when the teardrops start, fella Pick up the phone, I'm here alone. Or make a social call Come right in, we'll get round him We'll have ourselves a ball Chorus If you got a lady and you want here gone But you ain't got the guts She keeps nagging at you night a day Enough to drive you nuts Pick up the phone, leave her alone. It's time you made a stand For a fee I'm happy to be Your back-door man Chorus Concrete Jeans Cyanide T.N.T Done Dirt Cheap Exise Contract High Voltage Done Dirt Cheap Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap Love at First Feel ---- -- ----- ---- You never told me where you came from You never told me your name. I didnt know if you were legal tender or not Spend it just the same. And I didnt know it could happen to me But I committed love in the first degree And it was love at first feel It was love at first feel First touch was too much! They told me it was digusting Told me it was a sin Ah, saw me knocking on your front door I just smiled when you let me in Excuse me baby, were all alone Let's get something going While your mom and dad aint home And it was love at first feel It was love at first feel Thats what they said It was love at first feel It was love at first feel Felt good just like I knew it would! Big Balls --- ----- Well, I'm upper, upper class High-Society Gods gift to ballroom notierity And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all Chorus: I've got big balls I've got big balls And their such big balls And their dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all! And my Balls are always bouncing And my balls are always filled And everyone comes and comes again If your name is one the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got great balls of fire! (Chorus) Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when their held for pleasure Their one's that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night! (Chorus) And I'm just itching To tell you about them Oh we have such wonderful fun! Seafood Cocktail, Crabs, Crayfish Rocker ------ I'm a rocker I'm a roller I'm a right out Of controller I'm a wheeler I'm a dealer I'm a raging Women stealer I'm a bruiser A cruiser A rock 'n' rollin' Man I got slicked back hair Skin tight jeans Cadillac car And teenaged dreams I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rock 'n' rollin' man Got little red socks Blue suede shoes Big Car And Tattoos I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller I'm a rocker, I'm a roller Wanna jive honey? Problem Child ------- ----- "Cut this." I am hot and when I'm not I'm cold as ice Get out of my way Just step aside I've paid the price What I want I take What I don't I break And I don't want you With a flick of my knife I can change your life There's nothing you can do. I'm a problem child I'm a problem child I'm a problem child And I'm wild Make my stand, No mans land On my own Man in blue, It's up to you The seed is sown What I want I stash What I don't I smash And your on my list Dead or alive I got a .45 And I never miss I'm a problem child I'm a problem child I'm a problem child Just watch your step Every night steal the light I drink my booze Some run, Some fight But I win they lose When I'm mean I like When I dont I fight And I dont like you. Safe a night Are you still alive? Your time is through I'm a problem child I'm a problem child I'm a problem child I'm a problem child (Repeat 'till end) Side Two -=-=-=-= Theres Gonna Be Some Rockin' ------ ----- -- ---- ------ We'll me and boys out to have some fun Gonna put on a show, Come on let's go There's gonna be some rockin' There's gonna be some rockin' There's gonna be some rockin' At the show to night Every night there's a rock and roll queen Gonna quiver and quake gonna shake that thing There's gonna be some rockin' There's gonna be some rockin' There's gonna be some rockin' At the show tonight We gotta big fat sound wanna share it 'round Gotta big bass drum, gonna have some fun. There's gonna be some rockin' There's gonna be some rockin' There's gonna be some rockin' There's gonna be some rockin' There's gonna be some rockin' At the show tonight There's gonna be some rockin' (Repeat) Ain't No Fun (Waiting 'round to be a Millionare) ----- -- --- -------- ------ -- -- - ----------- "The following is a true story, I'll tell you, The names have been changed, To protect the guilty." Well, I left my job in my home town And I had a couple smoke Gotta rock 'n' roll band And a fast five hand Gonna get to the top Nothings gonna stop us, no nothing. So if you got the money We got the sound You put it up And we'll put it down You got the dollar We got the song Gonna boogie-woogie All night long. Yeah boogie I got holes in my shoes Got holes in my teeth Got holes in my socks Can't get no sleep And I'm trying to make a million And I got patches on the patches On my old blue jeans Well, they used to blue When they used to be new When they used to be clean But I gotta a momma, whose a home and Just keeping me alive While I'm and the band Go drinking with the boys She's working 9 to 5. "She knows here place that woman" Just you wait One of the these days see me Driving 'round town in my Rockin Rolls Royce with phone Booth down. My bottle of booze No summer time blues Sha Na Na look at me And my Rock 'n' Roll voice No it aint no fun, waiting 'round to be a millionare It aint no fun, waiting 'round to be a millionare Do you believe me? No it aint no fun, waiting 'round to be a millionare No it aint no fun, do you believe me? Waiting 'round to be a millionare Drive a Rolls Royce car, No, No, No, No... No it aint no fun, waiting 'round to be a millionare No it aint no fun - Oh no.. No it aint no fun (Aint no fun) - That's what I said No it aint no fun (Aint no fun) - And I wanna be rich No it aint no fun (Aint no fun) - There no fun being with this bitch No it aint no fun, waiting 'round to be a millionare (Repeat 8x) "Hello Howard, how you doin'? Next door neighbor." "Get your back and jumbo jet that boy over here for me!" Ride On ---- -- It's another lonely evening In another lonely town But I ain't to young to worry No, I ain't to old to cry When a woman gets me down Get another empty bottle And another empty bed Ain't to young to admit it And I'm not to old to lie I'm just another empty head Mmmm, That's why I'm lonely I'm so Lonely But I know what I gotta do.. I'm gonna ride on, ride on, ride on Standing on the end of the road. Thumb in the air One of these days I'm gonna change my evil ways 'Till then I'll just keep on ridin' on. Broke another promise And I broke another heart But I ain't to young to realize That I ain't to old to try Try to get back to the start And it's another red-light nightmare Oh, Oh, On another red-light street And I aint to old to hurry 'Cause I ain't to old to die But I sure am hard to beat But I'm lonely, God, I lonely What am I gonna do? Ride on, Ride on Got myself a one way ticket Going the wrong way Gonna change my evil ways One of these days Ride on Ride on I'm gonna Ride on Ride on Looking for a truck Ride on Ride on Keep on ridin' Ridin on and on and on and on and on and on and on I must have a good time Oh yeah, ride on One of these days One of these days Squealer -------- She said she'd never been Never been touched before She said she'd never been This far before She said she'd never liked To be excited She said she always had Had to fight it (And she never won) She said she'd never been Never been balled before And I dont think She'll ever ball no more (Fixed her good) Squealer, when I held her hand Squealer, I made her understand Squealer, When I kissed her lips Squealer, Sucked her finger tips Squealer, Who started getting hot Squealer, Made it hard to stop Squealer, Got to much I think I got a magic touch Squealer (Repeat 17x)

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