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sorry about all the exposition, net-people. think of it as foreplay. if your imaginations don't stretch that far, the rude bits start around line 206. nikolai `Comme je deviens vielle fille, a manquer du courage d'aimer la mort!' - Rimbaud, Une Saison En Enfer There was the Primary, where the decent people lived; apartments built into the chasm that this portion of the city had crawled into (in an effort to avoid the outside, possibly); apartments near the top, closer to solar energy generators and what remained of flora and fauna. Further down, as you approached the bottom, the situation deteriorated slowly; fewer service outlets (or rather, fewer service outlets that functioned, and those that did had often been tampered with so that they provided illegal chemicals), a greater percentage of the street-lamps not working, or flickering as if about to stop working; less frequent appearances by the Bythian Militia (which some saw as a good thing). As you descended, things got worse, until you reached the ExPort Zone; where the mundane business of freight handling was performed by cheap labour, cheaper even than articulated robots. Naturally, this was where the fringe of legality, the less acceptable, thrived; anything, any service that could be turned to a profit was available. Inhabitants of the Primary regarded it as somewhere for novel entertainments to be trialled, making sure that they were safe. The inhabitants of the ExPort Zone had different ideas. Danyel A was a typical Primarian; educated via the Net, carefully brought up in a creche with five other boys and six girls; informed from an early age, by his electronic tutors, as to what was acceptable and what wasn't. It had been determined that knowledge of some aspects of life was best left up to natural instinct and experience rather than academic affirmation; by the time he and his fellow creche-mates had reached the age of fifteen, they had worked out satisfactory arrangements for cohabitation amongst themselves, enhanced by some experimentation inspired by knowledge found in supposedly `hidden' areas on the Net. And, of course, by the occasional excursion into the ExPort Zone. They had dared Danyel to travel all the way to the bottom of the Chasm and back; he argued that it was unnecessarily dangerous and suggested that they find something `less fraught with the possibility of serious injury'. They activated the Services Directory, bypassing the filters that their parents and tutors had imposed, pressed keys at random: Ref SKE3117 Tasche-Schinereyf's Video Amusement Parlour ================================================== 223 Bayrel Concourse Tashreyf@bayrel.weygand.kR featuring: Tasche-Schinereyf's Collection of Antique Computer games, VR Combat Range, and the very latest in Electronic/Sensory Amusements. **** ================================================== Danyel leaned back in his chair, grinned up at the others clustered around him. `How does that sound? Admittedly, it's not what you'd call "dangerous", but you know what they mean when they say "the very latest in Electronic/Sensory Amusements"...' Mira K put on an innocent look. `No? what does it mean?' She broke up into giggles as the others wrestled her to the carpeted floor. Danyel stood over her as they tickled her mercilessly. `Just for that, dearest, you can come with me, to ensure that I go through with it.' The usual method of traveling in the Chasm was by AV, floating up and down the twenty-metre-wide gap that reached some six kilometres into the Earth. It was also the most dangerous and exposed method; particularly around the ExPort Zone, where some people had no qualms about shooting an AV out of the air, just to salvage the parts. The alternative was to risk getting lost in the maze of elevators, stairwells and service access shafts that wormed through the rock around the Chasm. They were supposed to be well-maintained, but they had all heard horror stories, of people getting stuck in elevators and dying of thirst, of escalators that suddenly opened up and chewed legs, of shafts that narrowed slowly until it was impossible to turn around, leaving the luckless explorer wedged in the gap like a cork. These stories usually included the line `... and then the lights went out.' Danyel and Mira were not going into this maze unprepared; Danyel's parents had given him a SideKick, a card-sized link into the NoSan'No'Os Data Service, which could serve as a guide to the labyrinth they were about to brave. `The Bayrel Concourse is between levels Eight and Nine... we can take service elevator 991 down to level seven and work our way up, or we can try and get through the `David St. Hubbins Memorial tunnel' to level nine and then look for a break in the floor-plates.' Mira had done this many times before, and Danyel deferred to her better judgment. They left the creche, took the apartment's main elevator down to the plaza. It was before six in the morning; few people were about to see them slip into a service elevator, taking it down to level Nineteen. Mira hit the `emergency stop' button between floors, and the elevator jolted to a stop, accompanied by the sorts of creaking noises that one didn't hear in the apartment elevators. Mira took a screwdriver from her hip pocket, wedging it into the catch of the emergency exit hatch above them, thumped the screwdriver with the heel of her hand. The hatch flew open, as if mounted on a spring. Danyel clasped his hands, allowing Mira to step up and wiggle through the hatch. He couldn't resist running his hand along her thigh as she went past. She reached down, grabbed his hand and drew him up into the elevator shaft. A dimly-lit service corridor east of the Bayrel Concourse was disturbed for the first time in six years by a ceiling-plate falling to the floor, sending a ripple of dust in all directions. After she was sure that they hadn't set off any alarms, Mira dropped to the floor, glancing up and down the corridor, seeing no-one. Danyel joined her, sneezing as the cloud of dust rose to tickle his nose. `I hate to admit it, Danyel, but I've got no idea where we are.' He activated his SideKick. It beeped to indicate that it had found a carrier signal, and displayed their location in a tiny holographic grid. `Hey, we're on the right level! In fact, this corridor comes out on the Bayrel Concourse... unfortunately, I can't tell which end.' Danyel closed his eyes for a moment, concentrating, and then pointed down the corridor. `My instinct says: that way.' She smiled, took his hand and led him in the other direction. Within minutes, they emerged from the gloom of the service corridor into the slightly less gloomy Bayrel Concourse. They were too far down for any natural sunlight to penetrate, and less than half of the street-lights were active, which gave the Concourse a twilight atmosphere, hiding the details, cloaking the decrepitude in aesthetically-pleasing shadows. Their imaginations filled in the gaps, making it seem more interesting than it really was. The Concourse was a ledge that ran along both sides of the Chasm, joined at the far points by bridges; a meeting-place for tunnels and rail-lines from other cities. Most of the shops along the side on which they had emerged were boarded shut; Danyel found the number `440' burned through a metal door, which meant that Tasche- Schinereyf's place, at 223, was on the other side. They made their way along the ledge, which was, in places, missing its guard rails; one shop they passed had three deep scratches in the metal floor- plates, leading from the broken shop window straight to the edge, where the rails had been smashed outward by whatever had been pushed out of the shop and into the Chasm. The plastic barriers that had been glued over the broken window were scarred with the circular logo used by the AnarchArtists, and their familiar slogans: "Two Gods is One Too Many", and "Intelligence Isn't Artificial". They reached the edge of the Chasm, crossed over to the other side, and walked back, looking for shop-numbers. Danyel took out his SideKick, but hastily put it away again when he saw the looks that the locals were giving him. 223 was a wide doorway, big enough to drive an AV into - Danyel supposed that it made moving the video games easier. They entered, eyes straining at the bright screens which punctuated the darkness. The video games had been retrofitted with electronic credit transfer points; Danyel stepped up to one, saw shiny animated shapes sweeping across the screen, shooting at each other; and a word, presumably the name of the video game: "XEVIOUS". `It looks pretty primitive,' he said as Mira joined him, peering over his shoulder. `Just a matter of shooting everything that appears...' he pressed his wrist-meter against the credit transfer point, fed a tenth of a WCH into the machine. It played a tinny fanfare as the game started. Mira left him, to examine some of the other machines in the parlour. Many of them were antiques, from the earliest days of Earth's first electronic revolution; there were a few examples from the Holographic period, notably one that pitted the player against a sword-bearing troll that glowed like a SuperRealist cartoon in the darkness. It snarled at her as she passed. She walked around a partition at the back of the parlour, and found an installation that was about the size and shape of a four-seater AV, elaborately detailed in shades of dark green; ribbed tubes and pipes curving around the base, giving the impression of something living, organic. One end of the machine consisted of a pair of vertical lips, as tall as she was, pressed together above the familiar credit transfer point. She ran her hands over the lips, which, surprisingly, were warm. Body temperature. She jumped slightly as Danyel appeared next to her suddenly. `Stupid game,' he muttered sourly. `Too many enemies at once. What's this?' he regarded the installation with interest. `Don't know... why don't you try it and find out?' He set his mouth determinedly. `Okay.' He held his wrist against the credit transfer point, which informed him that the charge for this game would be 0.8 WCH. `God's truth, that's a bit expensive... it must be one of those Virtual Reality rigs.' After he transferred the credit, the lips opened slowly, folding back to reveal the end of a pinball machine. This, however, was not your average pinball machine! The design followed the pattern of the outside; ribbed pipes, smooth curves, all in black or shades of dark green; some of the pipes swelled as if they were infected; most were scarred and spotted as if with decay. On the whole, it looked decidedly unhealthy. The high-score table, holographic and sickly yellow-green in colour, floated above the body of the machine. Danyel examined the controls with his head tilted to one side, noting how the flipper-buttons resembled breasts, the projection focus for the high-score table (which was housed in the far end of the machine) framed by a pair of elongated legs, the feet touching sole-to- sole at the end. As he tried to read the machine's title - spelled out in twisted hieroglyphs that looked like copulating worms - he realised that the machine was designed along the lines of a Dali-esque female body, lying on her stomach. `That's in pretty poor taste,' he said to himself. A holographic animation indicated that he should place his feet into the two foot-spaces at the end of the machine. He did so, tensing as pneumatic pads in the foot-spaces swelled, trapping his feet. `Hey, I don't think that -' a low, sultry female voice - emanating from the machine - cut him off. `I'm not going to let you go until the game is over.' it said, emphasising the point by opening a second set of smiling lips, set at the base of the machine, level with Danyel's groin. His eyes widened as the base distorted, swelling as if something was trying to break out. The pouting lips reached out and nudged him, brushing against the front of his trousers. `Take your pants off.' the machine said. Danyel laughed in disbelief. `No way!' it repeated, `I'm not going to let you go until the game is over. Take your pants off.' He struggled against its grip for a few moments, trying to drag his feet out of the foot-spaces, to no avail. Mira sighed. `Come on, Danyel, just do it, huh?' `But what if it - ah, it might have some sort of -' `Some sort of what? Teeth? I didn't know that you had a castration complex!' He regarded her sourly. `I was hoping you wouldn't bring that up.' The machine nudged him again, and, cautiously, he undid the front of his pants, slipping them down with his underwear. The pink tip of a tongue poked out from between the lips, which wriggled forward (as if guided by a heat-seeking probe) rubbing up against him, and with a wet sound, the end of his flaccid penis was sucked in between them. `Erh!' Danyel shuddered. Another wet sound heralded the appearance of the plunger that would shoot the ball into action - predictably, shaped like a larger-than-life erection, mounted on the right-hand side of the machine. Danyel gingerly reached out and grasped it just behind the head - his touch withdrawing momentarily when he felt how warm it was - then, deciding to bite the bullet and get this over with, he grabbed it, drew it back as far as he could and then released it. It sprang back, and a glowing orange sphere shot into view at the far end of the board (accompanied by a sensual moan), ricochetting back and forth between two breast-shaped bumpers. With a start, Danyel leaned forward and grabbed at the flipper-buttons, pressing hard against the lips that enveloped his member. He teased the nipples a few times to get an idea of the tongue-shaped flippers' reaction-times; they managed to convey a sullen, torpid sensuality in the way that they flicked up and settled back. The ball gradually slowed and slipped between the breast-bumpers, dropping towards a row of pink furrows in the middle of the board. Desperately, he shoved against the machine, and managed to influence the ball sufficiently so that it shot between two of the furrows, bounced off a flipper and shot back up towards the top of the machine. The ball got caught between the breasts again, batting back and forth so quickly that his score was incrementing faster than the machine could display it, holographic numerals superimposing until they became unreadable. The ball finally shot out from between the breasts - accompanied by another lustful moan - rebounded from a ribbed pink ridge just below the second pair of breasts, careened off one of the tongue-flippers and into a puckered hole nestled between two swelling white buttocks at the base of the machine. It gasped and thrust back against him, and he was sure that he felt the tingle of electric current running along the bottom of his shaft. He pulled the plunger back again, released it. The second ball shot into play, and this time, he let it fall towards the bottom without touching the flippers. It was then that he discovered that the lips that held his penis had teeth behind them. `I get the impression that you aren't trying,' the machine said. Danyel opened his mouth as if to reply, apparently thought better of it and instead, put the final ball into play. As the slick shaft slipped out of his fingers, he slipped into that rare human-machine synchronisation that is the goal of all fanatical pinball-players; the sense that he was a part of the machine, able to predict its every move and response, able to reply to subtle cues, talking a language of movement, in conversation with an alien consciousness. His score rose, occasionally jumping by a large increment as he marked whole ranges of targets. Mira, not sensing the rapport he had formed, wandered off to find something more interesting; he didn't hear her leave. A thin sheen of sweat formed on his forehead as his motions gradually grew more frantic; the lips nestled at his crotch began working rhythmically, applying a gentle suction and then releasing. His shots became more frenzied, less accurate, closer to missing completely with each rebound; then, he recovered slightly, simply tapping the ball from one flipper to the other, not wanting to try anything more adventurous. the lips working away at his member suddenly sucked strongly, drawing him down into the machine's throat, causing his erection to swell against the teeth pressing against its base. he gritted his own teeth and almost lost control of the ball as he felt himself begin to tip over the edge into orgasm. he arched his back, pressing against the machine as its tongue vibrated against his shaft, licking along the base, exciting him to climax. suddenly, the machine cut off in mid-moan, the holographic score-display fading in a haze of horizontal lines, the neon lights dimming, the flippers dropping limply. The ball rolled down the board, unobstructed, and disappeared into the hole at the base. the lips wrapped around his erection writhed, and he came, shaking with the strain, his hands clutching the swell of the breasts in an effort to remain upright. his knees felt weak; he managed to keep them straight as the pneumatic pads in the foot-spaces deflated, allowing him to slip his feet out, his softening penis slipping from between the lips with a wet sound. He collapsed on the floor, gasping; he opened his eyes as the machine made a final grinding noise before falling silent. the lips appeared to be smiling at him, a thread of semen dripping from the corner of the mouth. he pushed his hips off the floor slightly, pulling his pants up, rolled over onto his stomach and got to his knees. Mira was idly waving her hand through the midsection of the holographic troll as he staggered out from behind the partition. `Come on.' she turned back towards the pinball machine, but he grabbed her hand and drew her away. there was a single red light blinking on the fault register board as they left. * * * * * about eight hours later, two AnarchArtist techs arrived, summoned by the automatic fault reporting system. they powered the machine down and removed the plastic plate that surrounded the mouth- mechanism. the female tech reached in with a screwdriver, behind the electric flexors that ringed the jaws, poking a hinge that had stuck. after a few taps, the hinge sprung free, and a bright metal blade, razor-sharp, slashed down behind the line of teeth. she tried the mechanism a few more times before she was satisfied; they replaced the plate and powered the machine up again in preparation for the next player. -------------------------------------------------------------------- This file is Copyright (c) Nikolai Kingsley, 1995. 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