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From: SESPC373@ysub.ysu.edu Date: 5 Mar 93 17:44:57 GMT Newsgroups: alt.tv.mash Subject: trivia > > 95 QUESTIONS ABOUT M*A*S*H > > 1 What was the first question on the West Point exam that Klinger > took ? > > 2 What excuse did Henry use on the general for the reason Klinger > was dressed up as a pregnant lady ? > > 3 What pilot got named chopper pilot of the year for carrying 434 > wounded ? > > 4 What was the name of the doctor in the Mash movie that was not in > the series ? > > 5 What song was playing when Frank was exposed to the camp while > on the shitter? > > 6 What's the name of BJ's babysitter back home? > > 7 Which MASH regulars were promoted? > > 8 Where was Radar promoted to Corporal Captain at. (Place and city) > and why was he there? > > 9 What was the name of the Black surgeon who shared quarters in the > Swamp in early episodes of MASH and what was his real name from the > movie > > 10 What kind of a doctor was he? > > 11 What was the VERY FIRST THING that BJ said to Frank? > > 12 Who was the P.A. announcer in the TV series? > > 13 What was Cpt. Pierces' imaginariy friends name ? > > 14 Who banged Maj. Margret Hulahan besides Frank Burns In the original > Movie ? > > 15 What did Pierce put in the gin still to make Frank B. think they were > lemon sqaushes ? > > 16 In the final episode what did B.J. get from a group Chineese giverupers? > > 17 What color did B.J. paint the cycle that he got in the final episode? > > 18 What is the name of the episode that Pierce almost gets taken away by > A psychologist for acting crazy ? ( eats the liver from the north Korean > > 19 In the episode called "operation nose lift" what does "Baracuda" mean ? > > 20 When Pierce won a jeep in a poker game from a supply seargent, what > did he get in place of it ? > > 21 What did Pierce do with the firing pin from the howitzer? > > 22 In the episode where Margret disapers, where is she really? > > 23 In the same episode, Who was the only person who knew her where > abouts, but was asleep? > > 24 When Pierce sent radar to Seoul to get layed what happened to Radar? > > 25 In the episode ping pong, how many points does Radar spot Potter ? > > 26 What do Pierce and B.J. get in trade for their bath tub? > > 27 In the final episode who leaves first but then comes back? > > 28 In the original movie who is the big chest cutter (specialist) they > bring in ? > > 29 In the episode end run what is the football player's name from Iowa > that looses his leg ? What position did he play ? > > 30 Who accidently threw away Margrets wedding ring? > > 31 Why do Pierce and BJ get ice cream in trade for their bath tub? > > 32 Who took Radars tonsels out? > > 33 Who got to take the most baths in the bath tube episode? > > 34 In the bath tub episode what was Klinger's scam to get out of the > army and how did it end up? > > 35 How did Klinger say he was sorry for jumping in the bath tubb > with Margret ? And what did he ask her ? > > 36 How many seasons did the MASH episodes run for? > > 37 Why did Wayne Rogers (Trapper John) leave the series? > > 38 When Frank Burns declares alchohal not allowed on base, what three > people disobey his order ? > > 39 One episode were they have to bug out and they have a wounded > soldier with a back injury that can not be moved, who stays behind > with the patient ? > > 40 In the episode were someone is trying to kill Henry Blake. Who > is this person ? > > 41 What is the name of the nurse who get s Henry Blake brought up on > treason charges ( lending aid and comfort to the enemy ) > > 42 How does Henry prove these charges false ? > > 43 What do Pierce and Klinger blow up with prima cord ? > > 44 What gets written on the tounge depressors as they are glued to > the tower ? > > 45 What does M*A*S*H stand for ? > > 46 What does B.J. say the intials B.J. stands for? > > 47 What is the title to the Mash theme ? > > 48 What character in the series said " stink fish pot " > > 49 When Radar races his mouse against the Marines' mouse, why is > it that he wins? > > 50 What is the name of the spare rib restaurant in Chicago that > Pierce orders ribs from? > > 51 What does Pierce forget to order along with the ribs? > > 52 In the poker game were Charles is playing, What does the gang > figure out Charles does when he is bluffing? > > 53 In the final episopde who drives the tank off the compound into > the garbage pile to stop the shelling ? > > 54 In the final episode how does Potter leave the camp at the end ? > > 55 In the original movie, what charecter thinks he is a homosexual ? > > 56 In what type of vehicle does Charles leave the camp in the final > episode ? > > 57 Who said " If my dog had a face like yours I would shave its but > and teach him to walk backwards " > > 58 How does Cpt. Pierce obtian a moose ( Yung He ) from a Sgt.that > is just passing through ? > > 59 In the original movie what is the nickname they call the dentist ? > > 60 Who said " Someone came in here and comitted a cleanness " ? > > 61 In the episode " mad dogs and servicemen" who do they think gets > bitten by a dog with rabies ? > > 62 In the episode " the bus " Who were the characters on the bus ? > > 63 In the same episode,when the bus breaks down, who fixes it ? > > 64 Who said " Kick Burns in the shins and give him a headache. " ? > > 65 When the Mash group puts a time capsule in the ground, what does > Charles put in ? > > 66 When Klinger buys a goat from a peddler, What does the goat eat > That gets Pierce in trouble ? > > 67 Name the col. that wanted to court marshal Pierce, BJ, Charles > and Margret. > > 68 There were three times that radar was in the hospital, what were > the causes for them ? > > 69 Name The officer that claimed to be Christ. > > 70 Whats the name of the general that flipped at dawn ? > > 71 Who played general Steel ? > > 72 Who said " It makes me no never mind ! "? > > 73 IN what episode did Shelly Long appear ? > > 74 What Instrumentdid Charles play that BJ and Pierce did not like ? > > 75 How did they get rid of the french horn ? > > 76 When Klinger wants to re-enlist, what oath does Col. Potter have > him take ? > > 77 Why is it that Klinger wants to re-enlist after all he has done > to try and get out ? > > 78 In the episode where Trapper wants to adopt a little Korean boy > who's parents could not be found, What was the boys name, and > why was Trapper unable to adopt him ? > > 79 In the same episode, Who let the little boy wonder off into > a mind field ? > > 80 What is Pioneer aviation ? > > 81 What was the name of the man who claimed to be a surgeon and > really was not ? What was his real name, and his assumed name ? > > 82 Why do Pierce and BJ order sausage cassings from Tony Pacos in > Toledo ? > > 83 When Klinger recieved the 500 empty sausage cassings, what did > He say would go great with them ? > > 84 When Charles found an infant ( of mixed race ) outside the > swamp, what was their final solution for finding the child > a home ? > > 85 When Radar was trying to get his highschool diploma through the > mail, what was the name of of the org. he was getting it from ? > > 86 What was the name of the psychologist that was sent by General > Clayton to see if the 4077 should be split up ? > > 87 When Maj. Burns saw a Korean digging in a near by field, what > did he discover when he dug it up ? > > 88 Name at least three cities that are on the sign post ! > > 89 What is the name of the General that wanted Pierce as his personal > doctor ? > > 90 What was the name of the Corpral that left Radar to take care > of his girl and child ? What was the girls name ? > > 91 Where was this Corpral from ? > > 92 Radar had a mouse that raced against some Marines mouse, > What was the name of Radars mouse and the Marines mouse ? > > 93 When Maj. Magret Hulahan got married, who was the best man ? > > 94 What part did Gen. Kesner play in M*A*S*H ? > > 95 How did Winchester get assigned to the 4077 ? > > 96 Who got a perfect score on the foot inspection ? > >97 > > > > 92 ANSWERS ABOUT M*A*S*H > > 1 Mary's mother asked Mary to go to the store and buy 9 apples. Mary > can only carry 2 apples at a time. How many trips to the store does > Mary have to make? > > 2 He's in the big show Saturday night. > > 3 Dangerous Dan !!!! > > 4 Duke Forester > > 5 Stars and Stripes Forever > > 6 Norma Jean. (18? 16. Ooh) > > 7 Radar was promoted to 2nd Lt. (won in poker game by BJ & > Hawkeye, Radar gives it back shortly after), Klinger promoted to > Sergeant Father Mulcahy promoted to Captian > Frank was promoted to Lt. Colonel when he was Stateside > after he left the series. > Also Radar's "promotion" to Corporal-Captain. > > 8 Officer's Club, Kimpo Air Base, Seoul. > > 9 Spearchucker. Dr. Oliver Wendell Jones. > > 10 Neurosurgeon. > > 11 Hi Ferret Face. > > 12 The wounded soldier who gave Klinger a matchbook from "TheTreanage" > > 13 Tuttle > > 14 Duke Forest > > 15 A lemon cough drop. > > 16 A motorcycle > > 17 Yellow > > 18 Bananas, crackers and nuts > > 19 A nurse > > 20 A Howitzer > > 21 He threw it into the cess pool. > > 22 Delivering a baby in a near by village. > > 23 Klinger > > 24 He got wounded on the way > > 25 18 > > 26 Two cases of 12 year old scotch and two quarts of strawberry ice cream. > > 27 B.J. > > 28 Trapper John > > 29 Billy Tyler, Running back > > 30 Klinger > > 31 Because radar got his tonsels taken out. > > 32 Colonel Potter > > 33 Charles Emerson Winchester III > > 34 He was going to melt himself (heat stroke) He ended up wripping > off his clothes and jumping in the bath tubb with Margret. > > 35 He brought her a bowl of Radar's ice cream and then he ask her what > she was doing Saturday night? > > 36 11 > > 37 Contract problems > > 38 Pierce, Trapper and Margret > > 39 Pierce, Margret and Radar > > 40 Cowboy, the chopper pilot > > 41 Nurse Kraty > > 42 Pierce and Trapper bring nurse kraty to the trail and show that she > did the aiding not Henry. > > 43 The tower Pierce builds with tounge depressors. > > 44 The names of the wounded who had passed through the 4077. > > 45 Mobile Army Surgical Hospital > > 46 Anything you want !OR Just about anything ! > > 47 Suicide is painless > > 48 Frank Burns > > 49 Charles Winchester gave radars mouse a small portoin of speed. > > 50 Adam's Ribs. > > 51 colslaw. > > 52 He whistles louder when he has nothing. > > 53 Cpt. Pierce > > 54 On Sophie, the horse > > 55 Painless pole > > 56 A garbage truck. > > 57 M.Q.Klinger > > 58 He wins her in a poker game. > > 59 Painless poll > > 60 Trapper John > > 61 Radar > > 62 Potter, B.J., Pierce, Radar, Burns. > > 63 A Chineese soldier that surrendered to them. > > 64 Potter > > 65 A bottle of boose > > 66 The Pay Roll > > 67 Col. Danial Webster Tucker > > 68 Tonsels,shoulder wound,rabies > > 69 Capt. Arnold Chandler > > 70 General steel > > 71 Sherman Potter-- Harry Morgan > > 72 Frank Burns > > 73 Bottle fatuige > > 74 The french Horn. > > 75 Ran it over with a jeep. > > 76 The Presidential oath > > 77 His X-wife is going to marry his best friend back in Toledo. > > 78 Kim, they found his mother > > 79 Frank Burns & Maj. Hulahan > > 80 A make believe company that Pierce made up to make Frank look like > a fool... So Frank would try to buy stock in the company. > > 81 Sgt. Schwartz, Capt. Casey > > 82 They were trying to build a kidney machine. > > 83 500 empty beer cans. > > 84 A monistary > > 85 The triple A diplma company of Delivan Indiana > > 86 Capt. Hildabrand > > 87 cabbage or kimche > > 88 Indianaplis, Connie Island, San Fran, LA, Soule, Burbank > > 89 Gen. Ted Korsack > > 90 Corp. Muligan, Mai Ping > > 91 Bitter Creek, Wyoming > > 92 Daisy, Slugo > > 93 Frank Burns > > 94 He is the Gen. that Frank Burns jumped in to the bath with > fully clothed. > > 95 He beat his comander at cribbage, and then Burns left and > WINCHESTER GOT ASSIGNED THERE FOR EVER. > > 96 Col. Potter > > >

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