Article 120 of rec.arts.tv.uk
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (David Levine)
Subject: Re: Monty Python - Premise & Conclusion
Date: 12 Jul 89 13:59:03 GMT
Organization: BiiN Information Systems, Hillsboro, Oregon
In-reply-to: email@example.com's message of 7 Jul 89 21:41:37 GMT
P: Morning, Mrs. Premise!
C: Morning, Mrs. Conclusion!
P: Busy day?
C: Busy?! Just spent four hours burying the cat!
P: FOUR HOURS to bury a cat?
C: Oh yes, it wouldn't keep still... wriggling about, howling...
P: We're going to have the budgie put down.
C: Is it very old then?
P: No, we just don't like it.
C: How do they put budgies down anyway?
P: Well, I've just been reading a big book about how to put your
budgie down. It seems you can either hit them with the book or
shoot them *there*, just above the beak.
C: Mrs. Essence flushed hers down the loo.
P: Oh, that's dangerous! They breed in the sewers! And soon you get
huge flocks of evil-smelling soiled budgies flying out of people's
lavatories and infringing their personal freedoms!
Personal freedom infringed? Ring Slater Nazis, or, if closed, the
Department of Foreign Affairs.
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