BICYCLE REPAIR MAN SKETCH CHARACHTERS Voiceover (V) Boy (SB) Bicycle repair man (B) Superm

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BICYCLE REPAIR MAN SKETCH CHARACHTERS: Voiceover (V) Boy (SB) Bicycle repair man (B) Supermen (S1...3) Superman in need (SIN) V: This man is no ordinary man. This is Mr. H G Superman. To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding citizen. But Mr F G Superman has a secret identity. When trouble strikes at any time, at any place, he is ready to become... BICICLE REPAIR MAN! SB: Hey, there's a bicycle broken, up the road. B: S1: If only BRM were here! B: Yes, wait, I think I know where I can find him. Look over there! Caption: FLASH! S1-3: BRM, but how? S1: Oh look... is it a stockbroker? S2: Is t a quantity Surveyor? S3: Is it a church warden? S1-3: NO! It's BRM! SIN: MY! BRM! Thank goodness you've come! Look! Caption: Clink! Screw! Bend! Inflate! Alter Saddle! S2: Why, he's mending it with his own hands! S1: Se how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut! SIN: Oh, Oh BRM, how can I ever repay you? B: Oh, you don't need to guv. It's all in a days work for... BRM! S1-3: Our Hero! V: Yes! whenever bicyxles are broken, or menaced by international communism, BRM is ready!


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