Albatross from Monty Python live at City Center transcribed from tape 10387 Daniel Rich +l

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*** Albatross *** from Monty Python live at City Center *** transcribed from tape 10/3/87 Daniel Rich Salesman: (shouting) Albatross....albatross....albatross.... albatross....albatross...albatross....albatross....albatross Man: Two good humors please. S: I haven't got any good humors, I've just got this bloody albatross....(shouts) Albatross M: What flavor is it? S: It's a bird mate, it's a bloody bird, it's not any bloody flavor....(shouts) Albatross M: It's got to be some flavor, I mean everything's got a flavor. S: All right, it's blood albatross flavor, it's bloody sea bloody bird bloody flavor....(shouts) Albatross M: Do you get wafers with it? S: Course you don't get bloody wafers with it, it's a bloody albatross isn't it...(shouts) Albatross M: I'll have two please. S: I've only got one you cocksucker....(shouts) Albatross....albatross.... albatross....albatross

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