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PLAINBROWNWRAPPERPLAINBROWNWRAPPERPLAINBROWNWRAPPERPLAINBROWNWRAPPERPLAINBROWNW _ /\ _ _ /\ _ / \_/\_/ \_/\_/ \ M M 0000 0000 SSSSS EEEEEEE / \_/\_/ \_/\_/ \ \_____/ () \_____/ MM MM 0 //0 0 //0 S E \_____/ () \_____/ / \ M M M M 0 // 0 0 // 0 SSSS EEEEE / \ / \__/ \ M M M 0// 0 0// 0 S E / \__/ \ /__________\ M M 0000 0000 SSSSS EEEEEEE /__________\ DDDD RRRR OOOO PPPPP PPPPP IIIII N N GGGGG SSSSS D D R R O O P P P P I NN N G S D D RRRR O O PPPPP PPPPP I N N N G GGG SSSS D D R R O O P P I N NN G G S DDDD R R OOOO P P IIIII N N GGGG SSSSS A-M00SE-ING ANECDOTES AND ILLUMINATION BY AND FOR THE PAWNS OF THE M00SE ILLUMINATI Issue #23| Disclaimer: The Editors will place almost anything | Apr. 24,1989 ---------- in this newsletter out of a frantic desire to fill --------------- the issue, so don't blame them for the quality or content of the submissions. Excepting those they may have written themselves, the enclosed items do not in any way represent the Editors' opinions. In fact, let's be real safe, and say that as far as this newsletter is concerned, they have no opinions at all. OK? =============================================================================== The Index EDITORIALS AND LETTERS An Editorial. EVENTS AND NEWS Various & sundry items of [dis]interest FICTION AND POETRY M00SCELLANEOUS NONSENSE ASK THE ORACLE Do Twinkies have cream fillings? MEET THE M00SES Scamp & Guardian Angel M00SE LIST UPDATE The compleat list... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- **************************** EDITORIALS AND LETTERS **************************** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Spriiiing is here! ah-suh-puh-ring is here! Life is skittles and life is beer... BL00p! Some of you may have noticed that there haven't been any M00se Droppings for a while (you could say the M00se is constipated). (Nia kulpo, nia granda kulpo!) For a while, this was because there were *no* submissions. This is, of course, understandable, since many of us have papers to write and can't afford to bl00p around. NOW, however, there are submissions. (Of course, this issue could have gotten out a few days earlier, but this time it was *our* fault; Goblin decided to join a Twinkie-farming commune while I was away in Florida training at the SWAMI-swamp.) The next issue *will* be out no later than the twelfth of May. Submission deadline for the next issue is Thursday, May 11. (As long as we receive it by Friday morning, it'll be in the issue, which will be sent out in the late afternoon.) One article is missing from this issue: we assigned a M00se to cover a rumored conspiracy concerning blue-haired grandmothers, but he hasn't reported back. If we have received no word from him by next Thursday, you'll have to remove him from your lists. Ni deziras al vi bonan tagon! (Bl00p 'til you dr00p!) Submissions: WITHALL@CTSTATEU.BITNET (Goblin) M00se list & Back Issues : LEE_JES@CTSTATEU.BITNET (SalmonM00se) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ******************************* EVENTS AND NEWS ******************************** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- According to our sources, the sun was two degrees warmer last Tuesday according to a big nosed Penguin friend in the Antartic. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There was a Starfire sighting at Adventure V... (*Great* fun!!!!!) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Mega-Thr0ng-A-Th0n is to be held??? Where? When? How?? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Wanted: Donald Trump look-a-alike in Bill the cats body. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .tekcop ruoy gnikcip si dneirf ym ,siht gnidaer er'uoy elihW - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Does anyone else out there speak M00speranto? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Wanted: More info on M00se T-shirts.. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Wanted: Goblin seeks the Iguana Tavern, where (when) is it now? (& sends hellos to the guy with the Pen) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - This line added to make the issue 1000 lines even (discounting mail headers). - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Quiet fern seeks companionship of a older potted palm. Is looking for a well war watered, mature ladyfriend to be misted with. I am a normal mild mannered fern into peanut butter parties and mazola togas.. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ***************************** FICTION AND POETRY ******************************* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi Gang! How's it going out there in television land? Spaceman Biff here. I just had a few thoughts I just HAD to share with y'all. 1) If Penelope' is the classical Greek symbol for wifely fidelity, and Calliope' is the Muse of the dance, and Turpsycchide' the Muse of music, does that make Envelope' the Muse of punctual postal delivery? 2) Is there any interest out there in starting a new m00se shaped breakfast cereal? We could call it Fr00t Bl00ps. Test market: San Francisco. 3) I am working on a new mollusk-specific hunter/killer, but am having a little trouble with the guidance system. The basic idea is that the fully automated unit is released into the ocean and hunts down scallops (oooh.) and cooks them in the shell using a small, poorly shielded microwave oven. The unit operates by distilling combustible hydrocarbons from the seawater itself which it then burns in a diesel engine. Unfortunately, the magnetic-to-true North deviation is huge up around Alaska, where the fuel is most plentiful this time of year. (And speaking of North deviations, how about that Ollie, huh?!) Any helpful hints would be appreciated. 4) THERE IS _NO_ RULE #6!!!!! 5) Love is like drinking from a broken water glass. It doesn't hold what you put in it, the edges are cold, hard, and pointy, and you risk serious lip damage if you try too hard. Ahem. 6) And now, a poem from Mr. Steve Martin: The Pointy Birds The pointy birds are pointy, pointy. They anoint my head, anointy, 'nointy. 7) Well, that went so well I think I'll finish with a set of poems concerning fishing, and the logical conclusion of fishing, ripping off fishheads. These were written by yours truly, a Mr. Thomas Wickham, and a Mr. Michael Graham, all manly men who are mighty to kill fish. TO FISH, TO FISH THIS IS MY ONLY WISH WHEN OUT FISHING LATE I ALWAYS FEEL GREAT WHEN OUT FISHING EARLY I FEEL MANLY AND BURLY TO CAST OUT MY LINE IS NOTHING MORE DIVINE? TRULY, FISHING IS MOST QUIET, MOST PEACEFUL. THEN OUT GOES YOUR LINE! THIS IS THE TIME. RIP OFF ITS HEAD UNTIL IT SCREAMS AND IS DEAD! I'll tell you a tale (which you'll get in the mail); A schedule of fishing designs! Of heads to be torn (on the Ides of March, morn) From the fish that we snare on our lines! We'll hook up the bait and get there no late -er than six A.M., beating the sun. Then cast our rigs out, enticing the trout To a meal, and thus, our meal become! For the quiet of dawn, when to the lake I have gone With a cup of hot Joe by my side Makes me again whole, a tocsin of the soul Awaiting doomed fish from the tide. Then later, to Bud's, for some eggs and fried spuds And strong coffee, and lightly singed bread. Then 205 Linn is the place we'll begin To peel skin back, and rip off some heads. So now comes the time for the end of my rhyme. Preserve it so you can look back Once again to this reference, so that, with great deference, We can sacrifice the trout we caught at Wickhamhead rock, in full view of the bass and sunny in the tank*, thereby striking fear into their hearts as they watch us merrily decapitate their buddies and cousins! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!!!!!!!!! * - Mssrs. Wickham and Graham keep several locally caught fish in a seventy gallon aquarium in their living room. Wickhamhead rock is on of the ornaments in the tank. Fish heads, fish heads! Let's go hook some fish heads! Fish heads, fish heads! Let's rip off some! In the fish tank Happy laughing fish heads! Rip off fish heads From the Lake! Honestly, it seems to me quite a shame not to go fishing this afternoon! Respond soon, or be a goon. Happy, Laughing --T. Sticklerod Z. (Author's note - the following poem is written as if in a dialect common to a particular southern community; no offense is intended, any more than if I had written it using a midwestern dialect, a "valleygirl" dialect, etc., so please, no ruffled feathers or hate mail. Thanx.) Skin strains, muscle pains Ooh ah loves dem fish heads! Spines breaks, mah muscles aches, Ah loves to rips dem off! In da mawnin', by de stream! Ooh ah loves dem fish heads! De water be murky, dis mus' be a dream! Ah loves to rips dem off! Tamara mawnin', vicious early! Ooh ah loves dem fish heads! Eyes a bleary, hairs a squirrelly! Ah loves to rips dem off! Mah main man John**,by Sahmun Crick Ooh ah loves dem fish heads! Wants ta fish wid his mighty stick! Ah loves to rips dem off! At fahv foh sebben, when de sun rise! Ooh ah loves dem fish heads! It be legitmit to rips off fish heads! Ah loves to rips dem off! Seriously, at 5:47 tomorrow morning stream trout season opens. How'd ya like to head out to Myers and work your fave trout spot? --T. Sticklerod Z. ** - The Innkeeper April 11, 1989 It sure ain't too early to be manly and burly And rip off the heads of some fish And strip flesh from their spine, so with a fine wine Their remains make one hell of a dish. Perhaps thou wouldst deign, barring instance of rain To go snare a few sometime this week? We could try in the lake, or a stream, if we take The precautions for wading a creek. This Saturday noon would be all none too soon For this lad to go dangle a lure. Any cold that we catch will be surely no match For some trout liver oil; the cure. I've run out of rhyme, so respond in quick time O'er the system, or perhaps face to face. I'm sending this fare to both Wick and "Half-There"*** To see who responds first; wins the race. *** - Mr. Graham, whose other half of the wonder twins was lost to marriage approximately two years ago. His reply is below. Once again a fish poem, that is less than a tome It would be my pleasure, the length of to measure, HEAD to tail of a beautiful fish. Then rip off its head, butter on the rest spread, and turn into a devourable dish. The ides would be great, best early, not late, lest the piscines no longer are biting. We speak of this later, til then, alligator, in fishheadish thoughts be delighting. That's all for now, cadets. Stay tuned for Batman!!! T. Sticklerod Z. (Spaceman Biff!!) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SECRET AGENT M00SE ====== ===== ===== There's a M00se that leads a life of danger. To everyone he meets he stays a stranger with every move he makes another chance he takes. Odds are he would live to see tomorrow. Secret Agent M00se Secret Agent M00se they've give you a number and take away your name. Beware of pretty faces that you find. A pretty face can hide an evil mind. Be careful what you say or you'll give yourself away. Odd are you won't live to see tomorrow. Secrete Agent M00se Secret Agent M00se they've give you a number and take away your name. Secret Agent M00se Secret Agent M00se they've give you a number and take away your name. Swinging on the Riviara one day and then laying in a Bombay ally next day Oh no you let the wrong word slip while kissing persuasive lips. The odds are you won't live to see tomorrow. Secret Agent M00se Secret Agent M00se they've give you a number and take away your name. Secret Agent M00se -By D0CT0R M00SE (DRX) and Claudette M00se. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *************************** M00SCELLANEOUS NONSENSE **************************** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The following is from Indiana Joe... My roomate found this inside a roll of toilet paper. We have no idea where it came from or what it means, so we thought this was the perfect place to send it. Here it is. There is garbage out of food-water-TV- radio-books-newspapers in America - mental and physical cancers are made out of living and children everyday. 1776 Why don't world governments and every state in America do what Father Flanagan did - build a boystown and save world children. Easy to do if governments are not parasites. Dictators and sick value free with their own kind would die with *sickness-cancers and wars* - why build them in any way. There would not be any governments if governments had to prove themselves what governments allow. Duty-honor-country and legally- morally correct to destroy business and government parasites 1776 - America minutement watchmen not Washington DC Columbia parasites statues - Valley Forge reminders not decorators in every state in America - 1776 Big people are parasites not children When is America going to have a school of morals for lawyers. Why are world governments not self supporting Boy Scouts or better 1776 Bankruptcy signature law is a sick devil cancer parasite business and government and are *accessories* to crimes against every age and create martyrs and wars. Minimum wages governments and people - only good working conditions needed not parasites = work clothes-work shoes America not sick mirrors Living creatures have to be killed every day = best of medicine if possible - salf control - medicine ground floor planet not snake pits out of living or material B[B 1776 No money schools - no useless studies halfday in factory - halfday in school. Everyone gets an equal chance - nno government parasite tax or salary. Big people are parasites not children. Does anyone else understand this? --Indiana Joe - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - This one is from Jonathan Clemens.. I'm looking for some biased opinions on the Illuminati and secret societies in general, for a research paper. Care to contribute any? Jonathan -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ******************************* ASK THE ORACLE ********************************* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here, from Hal Eisen, is more "Ask the Oracle"... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - It's been said that the Lord has an inordinate fondness for beetles (tens of thousands of species; about 1/3 of all species of anything are beetles). Why is this? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: Beetles are among the most funky creatures known to mankind. But they are also very well-designed. A solid beetle, take for example a June bug, is the flying tank of the animal world - nothing below the size of a bird or a tarantula can so much as scratch its chitin. But I wander, and begin to leave the subject. This may be a result of not sleeping last night. Anyway, the Questioner asked why the Lord has an inordinate fondness for beetles. The Oracle can confirm this surprising fact. The Lord loves beetles - He has them fried for breakfast, boiled for lunch, and sauteed for dinner; in a pie for dessert. Questioner may then ask, if the Lord loves his beetles so, why did He not have them rule the world? Instead we have these ugly, pale, squishy creatures. This is a very good question, which is only logical, because the Oracle asked it. But I am slipping again. The answer is that humans really are beetles; we are locked in a state of permanent hallucinations caused by sleeping too much. Try not sleeping for a week or so, and the people around you will truly appear to change into their natural form, that of the Giant Leprous Stag Beetle. It's a very illuminating experience. Or, you can just put on these special sunglasses, courtesy of the Resistance, and see that those around you are actually GLSBs. But I begin to plagiarize. The Oracle, being infinitely wise, knows that it is always time to go to sleep when you begin plagiarizing. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are computers good or bad? (You do not have to totally agree or disagree) Why? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: WEll, one must first consider if computers can truly BE. Then, we may decide if dey be good or dey be bad. I tend to think of a computer, at least THIS computer, as nothing more than an overgrown fancy automatic coffee machine, which doesn't even brew coffee well, at that. Is coffee bad? Well, that depends on it's source, the terror room being a prime example of truly BAD coffee, while one is hard pressed to come up with an instance of truly good coffee. Since the computer really can't even do such a simple thing as brew coffee, even bad coffee, one must conclude that it's designers didn't like coffee very much, although it is reasonable to suppose that they did indeed consume vast quantities of it. Why this discrepancy exists is a matter of further speculation which should perhaps be best contemplated by a system programmer pulling an all-nighter to meet a deadline. So, did the system's designer, under the influence of coffee, design a system which was good? I think not, as that most feared and dirty word, compromise must have also exerted quite an influence, and under the twin seductions of coffee and compromise, the designer could only have fallen into catatonia. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - How can I determine if I'm sane or insane? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: Flip a coin: If it comes up a polka-dotted grue, you are insane. If, however, it is the gold and silver herd of zebras chasing the witch's broom, you are perfectly sane. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - On the Master Lock commercials, why do they shoot the lock when picking it is so easy? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: Damn good question. Maybe they've never picked one themselves. Master Locks are the most pickable locks ever developed; the Guinness Stout Book of Irreproducible Records record that Peter ap Llacanwych holds the world record for Master Lock picking, 3,423 consecutively in just over six hours, with his teeth. (The Welsh are, however, very dextrous with their teeth.) Maybe they figure that the lock is so old and incompetent that it deserves a quick death. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - If nobody said something to somebody, would they be as mad as if another person had said something to somebody else? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: I hope you have studied logic to some degree or other, as to properly answer this question, we must delve into monadic predicate logic. I will begin with the premise that our society consists of all sorts of people, including those emotionally incapable of anger and those who become enraged at the slightest provocation. From this, we know that there exists an x, such that x is a person (Px) and x becomes enraged at the slightest provocation. That is, somebody becomes enraged at the slightest provocation. Call this particular instance of x, c. Thus, we know: Pc ^ Ec (I forgot to include that Ex means x becomes enraged at the slightest provocation.) where c=somebody By similar reasoning, there exists another arbitrary x (call it d) such that x is a person and x is emotionally incapable of anger (Ix). Thus: Pd ^ Id This allows us to say with confidence that somebody (c) would become far more angry than somebody else (d) regardless of the situation. Of course, each one is equally mad, as neither one has what we would call a stable mind-set. That, however, is more the realm of the psychologist than the logician. How fortunate that the Oracle is all things. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Is selling class notes illegal and/or unethical? ($2.50 cheap call 555-5742) The Oracle has answered your question as follows: Does it matter? Neither consideration affects much of the activities going on at Hopkins . . . - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Where can I get a full transcript of V.P. Bush's convention speech? Seriously. The Oracle has answered your question as follows: If you just want the useful and interesting information, "cat /dev/null" will do. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - What is the best use for: 1 kg horsehair 3 gallons of rice pudding and two hundred yards of library debit cards, laid end to end? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: To compute the value of pi. Use the debit cards to mark out a 25 by 25 yard square, and inside the square a 25 yard radius quarter-circle. Now mix the horsehair with the glop, mold into a ball, and let dry. The repeatedly throw the ball to a random spot inside the 25 yard square. After several hundred iterations, the value of pi will be four times the ratio of the number of times the ball fell inside the quarter circle to the total number of times the ball was thrown. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - how come when ever anyone besides me does something on the computer, it works, but when i do the EXACT same thing, it doesn't? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: The computers today are smart. They have artificial intelligence and are making you a experimental subject for their research in cognitive science and human reasoning. You will soon find out that they have been running you and you are inferior to them. The will send a full analysis of your mental capabalities (if any) and your psychological behavior. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - What does "eyes only" mean? Do people often use their teeth to read? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: You laugh. However, scientific studies have shown that the rats in the deepest nether parts of the Milton S. Eisenhower Library are among the most knowledgeable rats in the world. Also, that the books in the deepest nether parts of the Milton S. Eisenhower are among the most rat-gnawed books in the world. Therefore, the conclusion is obvious: rats read with their teeth. With only a few exceptions, curiously enough including most of the people who run the world, humans are more talented than rats. Therefor[Be, humans should also be able to read with their teeth. The Oracle therefore suggests that the Questioner take it upon himself to test this theory by stuffing the Encyclopedia Britannica down his throat. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - If all roads lead to Rome, how the hell do you get out of the city? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: Rome is, of course, world renowned for one of its greatest contributions to history (and civil engineering): its roads. However, this is not its only great invention/improvement. Certain other roman practices, such as the orgy, still have fame and followers in this day and age. This knowledge that the Romans had almost comes close to impressing The Oracle. The Romans, in their finite, but still rather powerful logic, foresaw the problem that you have queried and made another great contribution to history (and civil engineering): the sewer system. That's right. In its final death throes Rome had the brilliant idea that anyone who wanted to leave the Roman empire not only had to beat all of the Roman Legions, they also had to clamber through the dank, smelly, grue infested Roman sewers. This idea not only survives, albeit modifidied, in the modern world, but prospers and is the subject of certain D movies: C.H.U.D., Alligator, etc. Truly, the Romans were quite devious. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "The worms crawl in and the worms crawl out, The ones that crawl in are weak and thin, The ones that crawl out are fat and stout, Your eyes fall in and your teeth fall out, Your brains come tumbling down your snout, Be merry, my friends, be merry. Uurrgghh." So who wrote this originally? The Oracle has answered your question as follows: The true original author of this was George Bush, talking to Ronald Reagan. The little lecture on what really happens when you die fell short of the desired effect, as Reagan did not appear to know what a "brain" was. This was possibly from the results of introspection. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ****************************** MEET THE M00SES ********************************* -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE REVISED M00SE ILLUMINATI SHORT-FORM ID FILE The short form.. FNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORD The Official M00se Illuminati Identification Form Chapter Name: ____________________________________________________ Nickname(s): ____________________________________________________ Life Form: ____________________________________________________ Sex: Male ___ Female ___ Hermaphrodite ___ Other ___ Net Address: ________@________ Purity Quotient: _______% Description: ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ Favourite Saying: ____________________________________________________ Other Stuff: ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ FNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORDFNORD This week we are proud to introduce the ID's of Scamp and Guardian Angel.. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Official M00se Illuminati Identification Form Chapter Name: Becki Tants Nickname(s): Scamp, Becki, Hey Wench!, Roo Life Form: Tavern Wench, Flirt Sex: Male ___ Female XXX Hermaphrodite ___ Other ___ Net Address: RETANTS@SUNRISE Purity Quotient: ~_58.0% Description: Extremely Sexy (I can provide references ;-) Buxom Wench of the best sort...open mouthed (in several ways) Saucy, Big brown eyes that speak volumes, and shoulder length brownish, reddish blond hair. Favourite Saying: Love the one you're with, especially if he has longer hair then you do. Other Stuff: Makes money working miracles for General Electric so that she can afford her rather expensive lifestyle, can hold her mead well, LOVES TO FLIRT, plays role playing games, listens to lots of music, but loves heavy metal the best (see note about mens hair length) and loves to drive (usually like a maniac, or so i'm told). CHOCOHOLIC is an understatement, and is one of the 3 founding members of "The Girls from Syracuse". Can take a reasonable amount of credit for Lynx's dirty mind. By the way, I guess this might be called an OFFICIAL Scamp Sighting. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - From Guardian Angel.. O:-) Chapter Name: Kevin Pelletier Nickname: Nick. Nick Name. Life Form: Androseptarian. A small class of four legged winged creatures inhabiting most of the known Andromeda galaxy around 132nd street. Sex: ONLY with goblins... Net Address: For fiscal year 1988, 1.2 million. Or Kevin@Loyvax Purity Quotient: .00000000000000000000000000000000005% (My left toenail only.) Description: 5 feet 14 inches, sandy blond hair, partially due to a lack of washing since my last trip to the ocean. Blue eyes, Irish Throughout. Piano Player, influenced by George Winston, Kitaro, and, of course, the deeply mellow Androseptarian chants of the Four Year Mating Season. (What a time that is!) Favorite Saying: Grrxxflipstomyr Trruilic. A beautiful Androseptarian saying meaning (roughly) in english, "Stop that cat, the car has fallen from the sky on my toe." Favorite Cartoonist: Gary Larson or Berke Brethead. Favorite Cartoon Line: Larson's Moby Dick..."Call me Ralph-no, Call me Frank.." Unfavorite Saying: "Not tonight, I have a large throbbing sensation in my mid cereberal cortex." I hate when they say that... Personality: What, you have to ask??? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *************** AND, OF COURSE, THE UBIQUITOUS M00SE LIST UPDATE *************** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This week, for all those of you who have lost, deleted, folded, bended, spindled, or mutilated your old copy of the M00se List: A fresh new one! Notes about the New List: Wolverine is now known as Lord Trelf, and both he and Lord Sabre now have new net addresses. TOTAL CHAPTERS: 141 THRONG/CHAPTER USERID NODE NAME -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Alaska thr0ng FSDEM2 @ ALASKA Mugwump (5 chapters) FSJBK @ ALASKA G00se JSJPC1 @ ALASKA Jonathan RECS012 @ ALASKA B00gle TSJV @ ALASKA Boogel Binghamton thr0ng FR0130 @ BINGVMA Pig Dung (2 chapters) FR0250 @ BINGVMA Red Rock Mud Puddle Boston University thr0ng CLXLAUC @ BUACCA Rorshach (3 chapters) ENLDC8C @ BUACCA Paladin LAN @ BUCSF.BU.EDU Larry Nathanson Brockport thr0ng DS1437 @ BROCK1P Don Schleede (3 chapters) KG5927 @ BROCK1P Fry-Guy MW2440 @ BROCK1P FryM00se Bucknell University chapter SHAFFERJ @ BKNLVMS James Shaffer Buffalo thr0ng V054NN84 @ UBVMSA Foto/PacifistM00se (25 chapters) V109MEN5 @ UBVMSC 0.Dm00se V117MG7B @ UBVMSC Olu V123P62M @ UBVMSC Lorelei V047KFZ7 @ UBVMSD Roachm00se V051Q576 @ UBVMSD The Rivina V056GZPK @ UBVMSD BritM00se V065L4KV @ UBVMSD Donald Duck V067LUFD @ UBVMSD Riff, DeathM00se V068GZ8E @ UBVMSD Evil V068KY46 @ UBVMSD Ineedanickname V068MVHU @ UBVMSD Brandy V078QM32 @ UBVMSD F00nels V083PBXV @ UBVMSD Sindar V085PWPZ @ UBVMSD Valerie. :) V096NHDQ @ UBVMSD Chris M00spaw V097NQQG @ UBVMSD EXPL0RER 01 V098PZJD @ UBVMSD Cardinal M00se V101PYRW @ UBVMSD Villager M00se V110JQ34 @ UBVMSD The Reverend M00ster V116PFFT @ UBVMSD Zem00se V122QQVZ @ UBVMSD Sweeper M00se V133NNUW @ UBVMSD BigBadM00se V291NHTP @ UBVMSD WarM00se, DangerM00se IN%"JJZ @ S.CC.PURDUE.EDU" ChickenM00se Canisius College chapter MI245A25 @ CANISIUS Canisius M00se Connecticut College chapter IJDIC @ CONNCOLL Scub Connecticut State U thr0ng CLAFFEY_JOR @ CTSTATEU Indiana Joe (7 chapters) COLANGELO @ CTSTATEU Ken Colangelo CRAMER @ CTSTATEU Scopus HENNEQUI_WEM @ CTSTATEU Anonym00se LEE_JES @ CTSTATEU SalmonM00se PHINNEY_AVK @ CTSTATEU Phredde WITHALL @ CTSTATEU Hobgoblin/Vegi-M00se Cornell thr0ng CBRY @ CORNELLA Ladykate (2 chapters) ZEMANIAN%CHEME.DECNET @ CHEME.TN.CORNELL.EDU Spaceman Biff CUNY Thr0ng P02QC @ CUNYVM Mike (2 chapters) S99QC @ CUNYVM Yossi Drew chapter MHEAD @ DREW Drewid HABiT (H0use 0f Ap0stles DB06103 @ UAFSYSB M00se Man 0f Biggles Thr0ng) DB06103 @ UAFSYSB Ms. M00se (4 chapters) JC06081 @ UAFSYSB Nemesis Milph SH06078 @ UAFSYSB Dave T. Dead/R0b0p0pe Hartford thr0ng AHRENS @ HARTFORD Wrangle (7 chapters) AROTH @ HARTFORD Rocket BEAUBIEN @ HARTFORD Sindex DICKSON @ HARTFORD Pickle/MOON ROACH! ROSSI @ HARTFORD The Chairman SZIMMERM @ HARTFORD Greymalkin WEIMAN @ HARTFORD Rhiannon/Sushi Haverford thr0ng K_KRAVITZ @ HVRFORD Q. (2 chapters) S_BLINN @ HVRFORD Sean Blinn Johns Hopkins U Chapter INS_AHJE @ JHUVMS Spocko Lansing, NY thr0ng B45J @ CORNELLA Sabre (4 chapters) B45J @ CRNLVAX5 Half-Elf B45J @ CRNLVAX5 The Innkeeper TQMY @ CRNLVAX5 Lord Trelf Loyola thr0ng FRANK @ LOYVAX Spank (9 chapters) GAIL @ LOYVAX Sybil KEVIN @ LOYVAX Mr. Sparebuttonssuppliedwithhisshirt MARKUS @ LOYVAX Markus MARY_BETH @ LOYVAX Cinderella PAMELA @ LOYVAX Mommydammit STASA @ LOYVAX Phoenix TERESA @ LOYVAX Teresa VANIDOR @ LOYVAX Vanidor Maine chapter IO80222 @ MAINE Rainmaker North Dakota State U. chapter UD140680 @ NDSUVM1 The Anachronist Northeastern U. chapter ACM_MDB @ NUHUB The_Sage Nova Scotia chapter 01GORF @ DALAC Terry Grignon 0ber0n Trading Thr0ng ST5616 @ SIUCVMB QuantumCat (2 chapters) ST6344 @ SIUCVMB Black_D0G the pirate Old Dominion University thr0ng LBS100S @ ODUVM (nick unknown) (3 chapters) MRH100C @ ODUVM Frizbog Gordnik SAB100C @ ODUVM Sandi Bedford Penn State thr0ng JLA @ HOGBBS.FIDONET.ORG (3 chapters) James L. Anderson MSP @ PSUECL Mark S. Pfaff WCF @ PSUECL Bill Fenner Portland thr0ng IP60591 @ PORTLAND Centauri (4 chapters) IP75004 @ PORTLAND Blazer IP85014 @ PORTLAND qwerty IP85033 @ PORTLAND Mitsya the Red M00se Pratt Institute chapter TPIERCE @ PRATT Fnordius Flavius Purdue thr0ng PATWHITE @ PURCCVM Patrick White (2 chapters) XD2W @ PURCCVM FoxM00se Siberacuse thr0ng CRUSSELL @ SUNRISE GypsyLynx (8 chapters) DPFLINT @ SUNRISE Sandman JBANKERT @ SUNRISE CHAOS Engineer RABEELER @ SUNRISE Beez RETANTS @ SUNRISE Scamp VASISON @ SUNRISE Vince Sison LIBISU2 @ SUVM Guardian Angel LIBLJR @ SUVM Niniane Stony Brook thr0ng FNORD @ SBCCVM Fnord (4 chapters) JROSENSH @ SBCCVM Joanne Rosenshein RRKHAN @ SBCCVM Romel WALL @ SBCCVM Wall Sweden chapter ICE @ SEQZ51 Ice Towson State U. chapter S76NING @ TOWSONVX Repression Trinity thr0ng CWELLER @ TRINCC Din0m00se (4 chapters) FANTASYG @ TRINCC Trinity Fantasy Guild OPER3 @ TRINCC Razz REWING @ TRINCC Slick Rick U California Riverside chapter WATKINS @ UCRVMS Kevin UConn chapter WALLFESH @ UCONNVM Sande University of Missouri chapter C482529 @ UMCVMB Count_Zero U of New Hampshire chapter J_BUTMAN @ UNHH Oliver U Regina chapter BLACKWEL @ UREGINA1 Ron U of Vermont chapter DZUCKER @ UVMVM dzucker Villanova thr0ng 054649739 @ VUVAXCOM Squish (6 chapters) 188622462 @ VUVAXCOM Kamikaze 580074787 @ VUVAXCOM Fiben 59401463 @ VUVAXCOM Starscream SWORD05 @ VUVAXCOM Ford Prefect WATER @ VUVAXCOM The Doctor Washington State U. thr0ng 24945863 @ WSUVM1 Bard (3 chapters) 23480853 @ WSUVM1 Ishtar 90289872 @ WSUVM1 Cthulhu Wesleyan thr0ng AG @ WESLEYAN Damsel (8 chapters) EAUBRY @ WESLEYAN ED JBLUESTEIN @ WESLEYAN WabeWalker JVINCENT @ WESLEYAN Lord Rassilon JDOTY @ WESLEYAN The Keeper LBURKA @ WESLEYAN The Heresiarch LGREENSTEIN @ WESLEYAN Pope Atheist I LMARR @ WESLEYAN His Serene Randomness Xavier chapter BRUGGMNJ @ XAVIER the WILD ONE!!! ?? chapter OZER%ARKLE.DECNET @ CHEME.TN.CORNELL.EDU WNWORBNIALPREPPARWNWORBNIALPREPPARWNWORBNIALPREPPARWNWORBNIALPREPPARWNWORBNIALP

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