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Article A: This contract shall be held binding under all circumstances except when the validating Articles are not fulfilled. All Articles are to be considered in order of priority, and should invalidating circumstances cause them to come into conflict with each other, the Article with the smallest number shall take priority, except when any Articles dictate otherwise, unless the Article so dictating is one of the Articles in conflict, in which case, the other Article(s) in conflict shall have priority over it, and numerical priority with each other. If more than one Article in a given conflict state non-numerical priority, they shall be considered subordinate to any other Article(s) in that conflict, and in REVERSE numerical priority to each other. Article 001: In this contract, Article A is defined as the INTRODUCTORY ARTICLE. Article 002: In this contract, the Articles beginning with the number 0 are defined as DEFINING ARTICLES. Article 003: In this contract, the Articles beginning with the number 1 are defined as VALIDATING ARTICLES. Article 004: In this contract, the Articles beginning with the number 2 are defined as CLARIFICATION ARTICLES. Article 005: In this contract, the Articles beginning with the number 3 are defined as BINDING ARTICLES. Article 006: The writer of this contract is hereinafter referred to as THE PARTY IN THE FIRST PART. Article 007: The undersigned of this contract is hereinafter referred to as THE PARTY IN THE SECOND PART. Article 008: If any Article consists of two parts, both of those parts will be referred to as one Article by it's number. Article 101: Article number 107 and 105 are to be followed completely and in their entirety if this contract is to be held valid. Article 102: Article 106 is to be left in this contract, but not followed, if this contract is to be considered valid. Article 103: Article 104 is not valid except when Article 101 is not fulfilled Article 104: Article 103 is to be followed at all times except when Article 106 is neglected by the party in the second part, but followed by the party in the first part. Article 105: Article 102 is to be considered invalid if and only if the following conditions are met: (a) that Article 120 is not adhered to, and (b) that Article 112 is omitted by ONLY the party in the first part, but not the party in the second part. Article 106: This contract is validated if and only if Article 101 is not validated. Article 107a: Article 102 is to be considered invalidated if the party in the second part is the same person as the party in the first part. Article 107b: Article 107a is to be considered valid if the party in the first part is the same person as the party in the first part. Article 108: Article 107 is to be considered valid if and only if Article 105 has been invalidated, and Article 105 is validated under the circumstances that Article 107 is not. Article 109: Article 116 is to be considered invalid if the party in the second part has failed to comply with it. Article 110: Article 109 takes precedence over Articles 105, 107, and 103, and is subordinate to Articles 110, 114, and 130. Otherwise, it follows normal priority. Article 111: Article 115 takes precedence over all other Articles except this one, unless invalidated. Article 112: All Articles except Article 112 are invalidated if Article 111 OR 115 are not fulfilled by either party. Article 113: Article 112 is invalidated, and all other Articles valid, should Articles 103 AND 104 be simultaneously invalidated. Article 114: Article 110 takes precedence over all Articles following Article 111 except where provisions otherwise dictate, and supersedes Articles 101 through 107. Article 115: Article 111 is inferior to all other Articles except this one, except where otherwise indicated, or unless invalidated. Article 116: Article 114 is invalidated when the party in the first part fails to meet the requirements of Article 101. Article 117: Article 119 takes precedence over Article 118 unless article 118 is invalidated, in which case Article 118 takes precedence over article 119, and is revalidated. Article 118: Article 117 is not to be invalidated, but it's terms reversed, in the event that the party in the first part is not the party in the second part, or shares the same name with the party in the second part. Article 119: See Article 118, and give it precedence over article 117. Article 120: All articles of this contract must be fulfilled, or the party in the first part shall be given the authority to negate the terms hereinwritten under the conditions laid out in article 121. Article 121: Article 120 is to be considered invalid, and any other six articles removed from this contract, if the terms therein inscribed are met. Article 122: The Party in the Second Part shall have the obligation to locate, and bring into the possession of the Party in the First Part, an object whose reflective frequencies lie in the green range. If this is not done, Article 122 shall be considered void. Article 123: Article 121 is to be considered reversed: it's terms shall be the opposite of what is in fact the validating requirement, if and only if the Party in the First Part does not have the same initials as the maternal grandfather of the Party in the Second Part. Article 124: Article 123 shall be omitted from the validating clauses of this contract in the event that Article 122 is either met, or invalidated. Article 125: The Article whose numbering is the cube of the third prime number shall be reversed, and it's terms the opposite of what is required, if and only if the conditions set out in Article 123 for a similar reversal are met, AND the Party in the First Part is not the Party in the Second Part. Article 126: Article 135, if and when it is added to this contract, shall be considered a null clause, and it's terms are to be considered of no value. Article. Article 127: See Article 122, and give it precedence over Article 114. Article 128: See Article 127, and reverse the terms of precedence that it describes. Article 129: This contract shall be considered unbinding if the terms in Article 122 are met. Article 130a: Article 129 shall be considered null and void, as shall Article 130b, in the condition that the conditions set out in Article 130b are not met. Article 130b: Article 129 shall be considered null and void, as shall Article 130a, in the condition that the conditions set out in Article 130a are not met. Article 131: See the Article following this one, and give it precedence over this one. Article 132: This Article shall be given the last order of precedence in determining all matters of precedence, or of validation. Article 133: This Article shall be given the first order of precedence in determining all matters of precedence, or of validation. Article 201: All Validation Articles are qualified to determine the order of precedence of themselves. Article 202: All Validation Articles are qualified to determine the validity or invalidity of (a) any other Validation Article, or (b) the legal binding of this contract. Article 203: The definitions set out in the Defining Articles shall be considered the basic definitions of this contract, and no others shall be used which conflict with them. Article 204: All Clarification Articles have the authority to clarify or alter any inconsistencies or vagueness in any of the Articles of this contract. Article 205: Either Party may add a Clarification Article to clarify any point which (s)he feels is important, provided that (s)he consults with the other Party, and that they agree on the wording. Article 206: Neither Party may add or remove a Defining Article, Validation Article, or Binding Article, without permission of the other Party, and a signed statement by two witnesses to the effect that there was consultation between the two of them. Article 207: Neither Party may remove a Clarification Article without a similar provision to the provision in Article 206. Article 208: The Introductory Article of this contract is not subject to numerical interperetation, and it's contents may not be modified. Article 209: If and when Clarification Articles are added to this contract, they shall be given the next rank-order numeral after the last Clarification Article whose first digit is 2, and whose final digits are not composed entirely of zeroes. Article 210: The phrase "breach of contract" shall be interpreted in this sense as meaning the failure of the Party in question to fulfill the responsibilities imposed on him or her by the Binding Articles. Article 211: No Article, nor set of Articles, may be considered void simply on account of it's self-contradiction, regardless of any other provisions in this, or any associated contracts. Article 212: No Article may be considered unimportant simply on account of it's obviousness, or tautological nature. Article 213: In the event that a Validating Article takes the form of a responsibility or other obligation such as is the form of the Binding Articles, and it is not provided with a validation provision, it shall be considered a validation provision for the entire contract. Article 301: The Party in the First Part is to be held responsible for all Binding Articles only in the event that the Party in the Second Part commits a breach of contract. Article 302: The Party in the Second Part is to be held responsible for not committing a breach of contract, and for following all Articles numbered between 303 and 305. Article 303: The Party in the First Part is given the obligation of assisting in some manner all legal actions taken on the part of the Party in the Second Part. The Party in the Second Part is likewise given the obligation to not take any legal action without the assistance of the Party in the First Part. Article 304: The Party in the Second Part is held responsible for conforming to the actions to which he or she is held responsible by Article 304. Article 305: The Party in the Second Part is held responsible to conform to the negation of the actions outlined in Article 304. Article 306: The Party in the First Part, to be held responsible for assistance of the Party in the Second Part in all legal matters, is given the right to choose whatever fashion (s)he deems appropriate in which to give this assistance. Article 307: The Party in the First Part is to be held responsible for conforming to the actions to which (s)he is held responsible in Article 308. Article 308: The Party in the First Part is to be held responsible for conforming to the NEGATION of the actions to which (s)he is held responsible in Article 307. Article 309: The Party in the Second Part is to be held responsible for the supervision of the Party in the First Part in his completion of the responsiblities outlined in Articles 307 and 308. Signature of The Party In The First Part -- __________________ Signature of The Party In The Second Part -- _________________ Both witnesses agree that they have witnessed the signing or have reliable information from both parties that both parties have signed in the above spaces and that they are not forgeries of any kind. Signature of First Witness -- ____________________________ Signature of Second Witness -- ___________________________

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